Inter-Ordinance? More like you'll enter orbit after one of their fuckin' AKs blow up in your face! I'd rather use a rusty AK with a stock made out of a shovel handle taken from an ebola ridden child soldier from the Congo than use anything from I.O.! I could make an Obrez out of cardboard and tin foil and it would be safer to shoot than this piece of crap!
The Angry Gun Nerd
Juan Russell
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Josiah Garcia
The M9? Should've called it the M90 for it's fucking 90 pound trigger pull! If everyone had an M9, there'd be no more gun related suicides because nobody would be able to pull the trigger on this damn thing! And a slide mounted safety? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Blake Hernandez
Do one for post-2007 Remington.
Aaron Davis
These are pretty good fren. Are you the writer? Let's start a youtube channel.
Carter Collins
The SPAS, huh? Yeah, you'd have to be a spaz to use one of these. Pump action, semi-auto, I mean what the hell is this thing trying to be? Franchi? More like 'frankly, I'd rather shoot a slamfire than this piece of diarrhea.' No fucking way... this thing is over 9 and a half pounds? Are you kidding me? I'd do more damage to a guy if I dropped it on him than if I shot him with it!
Michael Barnes
Let's see, the Hudson H9... Might as well rename it the Hudson H8, cause I fuckin' hate it! Congratu-fuckin-lations, you managed to make a striker fired pistol that's as heavy as a Sig 226. Wait, I meant to say 'made.' They don't make them anymore, huh? Probably because they're giant turds shaped like pistols! I mean, come on; Monopoly pieces are more durable than those extractors. How big of a fuck up do you have to be to go out of business in two years? Hudson really cranked up the diarrhea dial for this one.
Juan Davis
Lurkan eagerly
Sebastian Ortiz
>heard it in his voice
these are great
what's the LJN of fire arms?
Elijah Mitchell
Levi Wright
The Hi-Point? I'm about to go to a high point like a cliff and jump off it! If I had to choose between shooting a Hi Point or sucking Hickok's hick cock, I'd already be deep throating it. C9? I hope I see zero of these shitty Hi Points for the rest of my life! Man, more like a Low Point, cause that's where my life is right now.
Lincoln Rivera
Too self hatey and cock related. AVGN is toilet humour based.
Julian Reed
Taurus is an appropriate name for this piece of shit
Jack Cruz
Irate gamer was always, since the beginning, objectively better than AVGN. Be mad. I've been making this argument since 2008, so im pretty skilled and familiar with your responses. Chris bores has far more talent and creativity.
Charles Butler
Taurus??? More like Saurus, as in the gigantic dinosaur shit this brand is! You gotta be fucking kidding me! In fact, I think the blast from one of these pieces of shit blowing up is what caused the dinos to go extinct after all! Christ, this thing fails to fire more than an old Chinese man who's taken Viagra for 60 years straight!
Ian Brooks
Henry Williams
Funniest post in the thread
Gavin Barnes
(OP)
Hunter Clark
>The year is 1998, it's been over 50 years since the AK-47 was adopted by the Soviet Army. Since then, countless nations have created their own variants and modifications: the Finns have the RK-62 from Valmet and Sako, the Chinese have the Type 56, the Israelis have the Galil, the list goes on and on. India decides they want a rifle like the AK. The task falls the Armament Research and Development Establishment, or ARDE, and the result is the INSAS.... perhaps it would have been more fitting that the design firm be called the Armament Research and Science Establishment because whoever made this gun is an ARSE and they put out a PIECE OF SHIT! Where to begin? The magazines break, the gun blows gas into the shooter's face- like it's farting on you, the fire selector sometimes decides to do whatever the fuck it wants, and the furniture looks like the color of the shits you get when you have too many taqitos and slurpees from 7-Eleven. HOW COULD YOU FUCK SOMETHING UP THAT WAS ALREADY DONE BY EVERYBODY ELSE!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!
Cameron Parker
Noah Sullivan
I really like this thread.
Lincoln Evans
Quality thread
Christopher Bailey
got me laffin
Jonathan Parker
>objectively better
>talent
>creativity
I'll leave this here:
youtube.com
This is what he does now. A fucking toy channel to milk the algorithm. In a way, it's a little sad for me personally, considering he was the first channel I saw on Youtube, but looking back, he had no real passion, and while half of his original videos might've been good (dare I say funny as well), it steadily went to copying avgn and just cranking out shitty videos.
Angel Phillips
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST TO SHOOT THESE SHITTY GUNS THAT SUCK ASS
Landon Rogers
Ryder Young
es gud
Mason Fisher
based and redpilled
have a bump
Thomas Wilson
>Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was released in 1989
>James Rolfe made his first review of the game in 2004
>the same amount of time has passed between the first review and now, as had passed between the first review and the game's release.
Mason Sanchez
A M16 or a teenage queen? You're better off fucking the teen and going to prison, because in prison you won't be as fucked as hard as the poor fucks who had to use this piece of shit in combat. This dumpster fire of a rifle uses a "special" method of operation called "direct inpingement".
This operating system is so "special" that literally NO ONE ELSE uses it, because it's literally the complete opposite of what a rifle should do, that is, NOT FUCKING JAM EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
Luis Morales
Jaxson Long
Could someone just do a videos like this?
This is a great idea for the cheap gun related giggles. All the gun channels, that I have seen on YT are mayby slightly too praising to some extend. Someone please do this.
Eli Williams
I think most gun channels want to present themselves in a professional way because of the dangers and liabilities. Someone yelling, cursing, and being wild while shooting would be used as an example by Anti's. Though there is Cokeman...
Mason Smith
>Cokeman
NOT A SOLDIER'S GUN
Joseph Walker
Wasn't that the guy who had a warrant out for his arrest for stalking his ex?
Aiden Thompson
>The HK USP. That must be the abbreviation of the Heckler and Cock Piece of Shit because look at this fucking brick of plastic. Can you believe this thing cost a grand when it came out? What does it do better than any other plastic pistol? Nothin'. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THE MAGAZINES SO EXPENSIVE, ARE THEY MADE OUT OF FUCKING GOLD?
>Taurus, the LJN of gun manufacturers. I'd rather have my balls dipped in hot tar, covered in feathers, and get called Chicken Nuts by everyone than carry one of these fucking turds.
>The M1 Garand. What an awesome rifle, it's a classic. It even goes Ping when you're out of ammo. Let's reload it! *snap* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK my thumb you fucking ass biscuit! Fuck this gun and fuck Garand, what was he thinking?
>Charter Arms. Take a good look everyone, this is what a budget revolver company's products looks like. The gun, is eating, the bullets. What the fuck? Half the jacket is still in the fucking cylinder. This thing doesn't even lock up right. This is a new gun! Holy shit, I'd rather carry one of these in my rectum all day than actually let somebody see me carrying it on my hip.
I wasn't sure at first but yeah this is a fun thread.
Josiah Davis
>The Heckler and Kock Ugly Shit Pile
>Ultimate Slimy Poo
>Urethra Stinging Piss
Jaxson Russell
>low point
Jordan Kelly
HE'D RATHER HAVE A HOWITZER
GO OFF RIGHT NEXT TO HIS EAR
HE'D RATHER EAT SOME COSMOLINE
FROM A SURPLUS NUGGET AND DOWN IT WITH BEER
HE'S THE ANGRIEST GUN NERD YOU'VE EVER HEARD
HE'S THE ANGRY SLAVSHIT NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY SURPLUS NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY GUN SHOW NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY SHITTY GUN NERD
Ian Walker
BRAVO!
Bentley Stewart
Christopher Lee
Liam Johnson
If it's any consolation, not only did he pioneer in online comedic review content, he's actually one of the few that's managed to hold on and stay good. In some ways I think he's better than ever.
While he spawned hundreds and hundreds of imitators, most of them couldn't compare to his production values and writing, which was mostly pretty ghetto in the early years, nor his charm. He's had his ups and downs, but over the years he's grown and experimented with his style and his content, and he's improved.
Few of the people he inspired held on, the only ones who did were the ones who came up with their own styles and ideas. Channel Awesome grew bloated, turned to shit, and crashed and burned, while James would recover from the weak period from when he did his movie and become good again.
Nolan Jenkins
I remember going to gun shows as a kid. It was always awesome: you get to see new guns, get beef jerky, play with tasers, the list goes on. I couldn't wait to grow up and go to one myself. Now that I'm older, I can go to one whenever I want. I also know now that GUN SHOWS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT! Yeah, cause I'm totally gonna buy a Mosin for $400 or a knock off SOPMOD stock for $70. I haven't seen this many boomers in one place since visiting a retirement home. Hell, there aren't this many boomers in the comment section of a Kaitlin Bennett photo. If you're like me and can't stand fudd lore, you better stay the fuck away from gun shows. If I had a penny for every time I heard 'a shotgun racking is the best home defense' or 'shooting a guy with one .45 is like hitting him with two 9mm,' I'd have enough money to buy one of those 'sporterized' SKSs you see on every third table. Don't even get me started on the 'custom' builds. No, asshole, you're stippled Glock with a Deadpool finish and lightning cuts isn't worth $1,200. Or that guy who sells M&P 15s, no, just because you slap a grip-pod and a Chinese laser/red dot sight doesn't mean it's worth $1,000 now. ARE YOU OUT OF YOU'RE GOD DAMN MIND? If you ever go to a gun show, here's what you gotta do. Buy some beef jerky and nunchucks, drive your ass back home, and order a gun off of Gunbroker! I'd rathwe take a dump on a toilet made of blasting caps than shop for guns at a gun show!
Austin White
Cobray
Nothing else truly brings out the "What were they thinking?"
Joshua Sullivan
TIGHT TOLERANCES
Jordan Hall
>New New Fag spotted
>Don't know how to greentext
Kayden Ward
I wasn't trying to green text, retard.
Hudson Davis
Connor Cook
Every word on Jow Forums doesn't have to be a greentext, newfag.
Leo Rogers
I love this place and I love all of you, well done.
Caleb Robinson
Nah, you're thinking of Game Dude. Different guy
Irategamer was also a weirdo but for other reasons. He once got his mom to defend him in the comment sections of his videos
Blake Parker
>fire goes up like shoulder thing
thats not a real flamethrower
technically they're napalm throwers
Christian Jones
Duh. It's called 'Not a Flamethrower' for a reason.
Lucas Edwards
UNRELIABLE? UN FUCKING RELIABLE?
Andrew Roberts
Excellent post, good sir! I cordially invite you to suck my nigger cock! My dong needs to be satisfied, and you mouth is where I plan to blow my load of hot sticky pavement ape cum!
Brayden Green
>Fingers his gun
>Manages to empty the magazine in 0.001 milliseconds
Nathan Perez
Hey user, let me blow your mind that AK with a shovel for a stock? It's actually an AK reciever made from the blade of that shovel...the handle is just still attached.