Florida thread

This thread is for the discussion of all things Floridian, some topics include:
-bettering gun laws
-CC-ing in the eternal summer
-good ranges
-Oranges
-hurricanes
-Swamperating
-invasive species hunting
-beaches
-S P A C E
-Disney
-State Parks

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so who here has attacked people in publix while naked with a sub sandwich and katana?

Shameless bumping because Jow Forums is slow as shit

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Not a Florida Man, but
Did any of your laws get rolled back now that DeSantis is governor and Boss Hogg buggered off to Harvard?

Who hasn’t! Always happens in the beer aisle

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Next time there's a "die-in" at Publix, step on Hogg and his buddies.

Short answer no, long answer thank God the Republicans actually made the shooting a school safety issue and (rightfully so) put the blame on the FBI, School Board, and BSO. Now hopefully DeSantis actually rolls those back or follow in the steps of Alaska, Missouri, and Kentucky. The only dem on the cabinet (Agriculture commissioner that issues CCW and pot cards) is a lefty and is trying some shit. Hopefully he bucks her and makes constitutional carry in Florida happen.

God I hate spring breakers and Canadians

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People were so pissed at that

can I get a link to the discord?

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>do republicans actually do anything good ever
short answer no
considering that republicans have control of the entire state we have more senators/reps signing off on anti gun legislation than blue states
you're roughly a year and a half late bro, that's not even half my guns

don't know what you're talking about LAD

go away moloko, isn't it 1 in the morning in san fagcisco

Well, I enjoyed it while in lasted, now that felons can vote, this state is going to turn blue with a quickness.

if you Florida LADS want 3 years worth scoops about our ol m8 MISAKI drop the discord invite

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hey I heard that misaki poster was a furfag what's up with that???

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>finally get to live through a happening during hurricane michael
>didnt even get to shoot anyone

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We haven’t had a huge shtf hurricane in years, even the Hawaii lava recently caused someone to shoot his neighbor

Nice ruger, how’s it handle?

Bumping with more memes

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The pain of living in Pinellas where no outdoor ranges can be found

Maybe petition for one user

Wyoming Antelope Club?

imagine not living in indiana

or try to light him on fire with a can of pasta sauce and a meth pipe, as is your peoples tradition

When we gonna have a North Florida meetup?

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I'd love to start one. We have an 850 discord and it has a few members but it's pretty dead. Never seemed like there was enough interest to justify one

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any effort been made to repeal the 21 or older to buy a gun law? i just wanna buy some guns

407 reporting in. Publixfag turned cook at luckys market. I am surrounded by hipster faggots, what do I'm outnumbered.
Dem UFC thots are tempting doe

You always know just what to say to cheer me up.

Nice pic

This needs to be the main issue for all 18-21 year old in Florida, a whole age group is disenfranchised from the 2nd amendment

Florida seems so fucking based desu, could I survive there as a leaf?

>Dem UFC thots are tempting doe
And they can fight!

>leaf
You stay far away from Florida you hear me? NEVER EVER COME HERE IT’S HOT FULL AND FULL OF MOSQUITOS

why would an 18 year old need to buy a gun?

are you under the illusion that 18 year olds are adults or something? what 18 year old do you know that has a family, a car, or property of any kind that might be worth protecting? when has any 18 year old ever been the target of a violent assault or other crime where they may need to defend themselves with lethal force? it simply doesn't happen and if you think it does you are fooling yourself.

gators can actually smell syrup at a distance of several miles and will home in on it with the tenacity of a fat chick who's looking for the last sleeve of oreos

I’m a good leaf I promise, I have an SKS and a mossberg 500! I even have the rebel flag hanging on my wall

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This is now a snowbird thread. We'll be back next winter, fuckers

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On colonial or in lake Buena vista?

Hell yeah borther

Make your own country not shit instead of worsening and pussifying Florida. Plus everyone down here carries a Bren Ten

>snowbird thread
Fuck off, at least you’re not New Yorkers but that’s not saying a lot

Take good care of our seafront property while we're away plz

>can be sent to war to die at 17/18
>cant buy a gun to defend himself

Unironically kill yourself

ion like the weather up here, I want it to be warm all year round, good thing my mum is American and I have dual citizenship :)

Why?

my post was satire, dumbass

Take care of our Detroit, we need a place to send all the tourists garbage that’s left here

>hurr durr your life isn’t worth protecting
So what about adults with no cars family or property should they have guns? Bootlickers like you are the worst

Yeah yeah you and Ted Cruz, stay in trudeauland the cold isn’t all bad

I want to have a little cabin and a big piece of property that I can grow stuff on year round

seehonestly I don't understand how someone can read what I wrote about think it's serious.

I will say, I unironically want to try swamp cabbage. As long as I've lived in florida, I've somehow neglected to...

>little cabin
>big place to farm on year around
Depends where you can go in Florida

You’re acting as if literally the modern left doesn’t exist

I say let the Canuk come down here.
Just remember:

1. As fun as Disney world is, the Holy Rodent Empire is still satan.

2. Miami is Puerto Rican, and Tallahassee is white bread. And everything else is somewhere in between.

3. You will learn why God let us invent Air Conditioning.

And most importantly:

4. Ybor style Cubans are infinitely superior to Miami style.

Same here, wanna try it in a stew now

239 here

>fuck this county
>fuck this state

egress imminent

I GAVE MYSELF CHRONIC TINITUS WITH IT

I'm 19 and started buying guns at 16 go fuck yourself

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>hp logic
Why hello fellow 561fag

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That better be supercharged

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. We dont want you back