Build your own IRL 3D waifu details and an example pic is a plus
Build a waifu
>not an thot
>slavshit enthusiast
>knows trigger discipline
>doesn’t wave around guns like a thot
Simple. A trap like this, especially the skin tone, and...
It's obvious.
An ass like this. Oh, and of course he loves guns.
5'3"
36-24-36
>dark hair
>olive skin
>short stature 5’
>petite
>cute AF
>curly hair
>Loves guns and knows how to use them
>outdoorsy
>affectionate
Add a face like Anzu and boom, you got the ideal trap waifu. Of course, this is incredibly unrealistic as even Anzu herself doesn't look like Anzu, it's all makeup and editing, but y'know.
I just want a murder bae
>he
but I don't see a bulge.
Oh and I forgot in some moods he'd have a 9-11" stupidly thick cock with throbbing veins despite being hairless and feminine everywhere else, with incredibly sadistic streaks.
In other moods he'd be a standard trapboi onahole poundtoy.
That isn't a he. That ass is on an actual girl. But my ideal non existent trap would have an ass like that or a bit bigger/bubblier. We're in fantasyland so we can ask for whatever we want.
Vietnamese Murder Bae FTW!
I’d want her to be athletic like I am and have the same interests outdoorsy stuff and be at least somewhat cute and be wholesome af
lil Russian murder BAEs are also appreciated
I want my waifu to be buffed out so she can carry my guns
Pack mule GF is best GF
>Look okay in the face without a complete make up overhaul
>Loves me
>Still loves me after I spill my spaghetti and end up insulting her out of self hatred
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit retarded.
>MFW I realize I’ll never have a packmule GF
We all need a packmule GF In our lives
>3d
>tolerates guns
>white
>is orthodox Christian
That’s about it
>Not wanting a hyperfeminine soft and sadistic trap with a fat cock to service under their desk while they clean you- sorry, now they're HIS guns.
Yikes!
>tfw no ISAF jihady killing nord waifu on your machine gun team
why live
see
I honestly don’t care as long as she is cute and cucks me and has sex with all my friends and coworkers
Same dude but I want to prostitute her out so I can buy more guns
Unironically kill yourself.
why are her nipples crooked?
I already have a perfect tulpa wife
What's the difference between the orthodox and all the other branches?
No u!
She's got a case of scope bite.
your way of thinking used to be curable by electric shock therapy.
you have black friends?
Alex Zedra, plus about 15 lbs, without HPV
Orthodox is basically Catholic, except they don't treat the Pope as the leader of the Church. Also priests are allowed to grow out long hair and beards.
GODDAMNIT I wish I was married
He’s a cuck of course he has black freinds he has to make his Token Black freind quota
Is she trying to shoot him?
Can't be covered in a simple post, as the differences are massive. Orthodox is the one true Catholic and Apostolic church. The Pope was the first protestant, the Roman Catholics changed the creed and the understanding of the very nature of the trinity, as well as papal authority 10 centuries after Christ. Protestantism is almost not even recognizable as Christian in comparison with Orthodoxy. They were right to move away from the RCC, but they went in the completely wrong direction and threw out what little good the RCC still inherited.
I just want a cum dumpster
all my friends talk about are how many girls they can fuck and all the sluts they've banged. one of them even regularly cheats on his gf. they try to encourage me to live the same lifestyle and say im a low t beta and that I must be gay. but all i want is a lifelong partner qt 3.14 wifey. am i the weird one?
Can I be your friend?
Who gives a shit?
Do what feels right.
>thinking cuckolding relationships are sustainable
if you let her sleep around so much she'll lose respect for you and leave you when she falls in love with someone she fucks. women want to be owned. the second someone better comes along shes out, and if youre into cuckolding the bar is set pretty low
Naw man you just value love above Thottery keep that man and find yourself a girl who values you the same way
Sounds like you need new friends dude. And be careful which girl you pick to dump all that investment into.
Well its a cope post.
>t. guy who thought the same until he was confident enough for thottery
That’s the plan fa m I’m a liberal so I must be punished for being white
youd have to be 12 to be turned on by thots with guns larping. no bitch in the field will be wearing all that makeup with her hair down
source?
Yeah dude and don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself in a relationship and have standards (but make them attainable) learn there are just as many trashy girls as there are guys but there are just as many good women as there are good guys too you just gotta look in the right places
This. Your friends are right, you are a low T beta. You're just saying youre waiting for "the one" to hide the fact that you can't get laid. It's clearly just coping
Her name is Carolina Sweets but she’s just a dumb trailer trash princess who found out she could make fast easy money with her pussy don’t wast your time on her find a girl irl and give your love and seed don’t waste it on thots
I fapped to your pic last night
no i just want to jack off to her taking those two niggers
My gf plus a spare chest rig and my 10/22
yikes. found the college kids
I was a gunsmith GF
Want*