Does Jow Forums name their guns?

W-what’s initiation user?

Anastasia - Russian SKS
Cass - Model 94
Vera - Turkshit shotgun
Nikki - Remington 783
Samantha - Cooey 84

I fire 300 rounds. Slit my hand and rub my blood on the gun as I rub my blood on it, I whisper it’s name.

Man that’s fuckin’ stupid, and so is pretty much everything else in this thread. Surprising given the subject matter, right?

Finn Nugget - "Hillevi"
Jericho 941 - "Joshua"

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>Kara
how did you come up with that? my grandfather's german shepard had that name

Kara is just close to kar98 and its also an ex gf

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no, this is for faggots

I have a broken shotgun I stick my dick in sometimes, I call her "safeword"

I call my Glock .40 "Problem solver" for the memes, pic related.

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Metal.

VZ-58 = Linda
SKS = Natalia
SVT-40 = Florya (yes, after the lead from Come And See)

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I have a side-folding Mini-14 named Itsy Bitsy, which I have carved into the fore-end.

Some spic gave my family a tiny ass Yorkie-mix pup that barely fit into the palm of his hand. We only took it because the guy outright said he'd kill it if no one took it because it was the runt. Mother raised it with a bottle and I grew up with it, for a tiny runt it ended up being the best dog I ever had. Lived to 15 before she started having seizures and we had her put down. Trained her to kill squirrels and gophers, always went apeshit and barked at black people. She also somehow managed to rip up a Pit-bull that had got into our yard while my Niece was playing out a back, tore the hell out of its ear and face and had it in a corner by the time we got out.

I miss my dog.

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Pshh... .40? Here's my glock .45 Solver of problems

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im sorry man, I had 2 farm cats that I loved so much and had to put both of them down, I was so close with them that they listened to my commands, they would meow endlessly at my sister when I was gone longer than a day. Even though they got put down a few years ago, I still cry about them so much. They were my only friends I had.
You will see your woofers again chief, all dogs and cats go to heaven.

I want an AK for the express purpose of naming it a hot Russian chick name.

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Named my Mossy 500 "Lizzie"

>not naming your 98K “Erika”

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Based

story
>be me
>work in labor and delivery in hospital
>family's name is oswald
>they have a girl
>they thought they decided in a name
>"kennedy lee"

mfw I had to explain to a zoomer 20 year old zoomer couple who jfk was and what happened

Sandy(hook)

I sometimes call my SIG 510 "Eisenschwein" (iron pig) because of its weight. My other guns don't have names because I'm not a virgin.

My 9mm glock, "Bringing of Solutions".

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>being this proud over being this much of a basic bitch

M38 Carcano - Giulia
K98k - Inge
Mosin - Katyusha
AK74 - Natalia
WASR10 - Yulia
AR15 - Kay

I don’t really name my handguns.

I plan on saving up and eventually getting a REALLY cool K98. Some really mint one or a Kreigsmadel one. That’s why I’m saving the name Erika and Inge is my basic bitch 1940 K98

That's a 9mm luger, not a 9mm glock.

Brass framed 1851 "Navy" named "Savannah".

Plenty of Jow Forums names their raifus. But it doesn't make it any less cringe. We do it but we don't announce it to the world and make fucking threads about it.
Now I'm going to go off to give Maria a good cleaning.

get out

As I was growing up, my parents named their guns so we could discretely communicate who had what weapon, a few of their names were Betty (was black) and Rita (was a Beretta)

He fiercely sticks it up his bum and plays flight of the bumble bee on kazoo.

I call my AR-10 build Chelsea. I'm building an AR-15 that I want to name either Ashley or Stephanie.

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>not problem causer

My AR has green furniture, so while it's a scary black rifle, it's not *all the way black*
I named it Beyonce.

youtube.com/watch?v=YTKDqxGEKs8
>...I soon found out
>it can get you into trouble but it can't get you out

Some of 'em, not all of 'em. They name themselves, I don't force it.
Meryl
Ivanka
The Hungarian
Chinky
The Lady
The Dowager Dutchess
Junior
Apple Blossom
Black Betty
The Princess
Little Debbie
The Wiley Rabbit (Muscle Bunny II)
SNEK
SNEK II (Big Snek)

Kebab Remover

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naming things is for fags

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user has patrician taste

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>patrician
that couldn't be a more basic and obvious name than if he named his gun xXx$n!p3rxXx

I've only named two guns in my collection, my Walker is named Big Bertha for obvious reasons and my .44 mag Vaquero is named Colorado Thunder since that's what it reminds me of when it goes off.

suck a dick nigger

Freedom and Liberty

I named my cheetah 12 shotgun after my ex because it’s a cheap bitch and if you’re on the wrong side of it it’ll ruin your life.

I can fully respect that. I gotta ask, name?

wait is it a "pistol" or a rifle? Grip and stock makes it look like a pistol to me but it has such a long barrel. And aren't AR-10's usually pistol's?
Sorry i'm new to guns

No, but my gf calls my 2.0 Compact "Scratchy" and my 1.0 Shield "Scratchy Jr." even though the grip texture is mild