What is the checklist for a Jow Forums aproved GF in your book
What is the checklist for a Jow Forums aproved GF in your book
Michael Ramirez
Grayson Rogers
anime
Justin Wilson
t/hread
Jacob Morales
To the guy in the last thread that called me a "college kid"
Is that supposed to be an insult? You outted yourself as a little coping beta who can't get laid. I'm the alpha here. Now fuck off twerp before I beat your ass and I know that will make you hard. You betas are all the same you get off on it because you spend your whole lives trying to be alpha but you know deep down your rightful place is to be dominated. And thats what I'm going to do is dominate you. If you had a good/wife I could easily take her from you. It'd be a joke, no contest. Id get her ass bouncing on my cock in an hour probably less. I bet you like to think about that huh beta cuck? Your wife's ass bouncing on my cock, it must make you hard. Now go back to jacking off to blacked porn and coping about why you can't get a girl in bed. Loser
Jaxon Lee
Stop posting off-topic shit with one instance of "Jow Forums" in it. Go talk about your loneliness and permavirginity on Jow Forums.
Lincoln Green
its different for everyone.
for me its potential, health, loyalty, honesty, open mindedness, and experience with an understanding and acceptance that nobody is perfect.
Nathan Miller
Addendum
>not a single mom
Tyler Flores
>college kid
>I'm the alpha here
>Now fuck off twerp before I beat your ass and I know that will make you hard
Not even that user. You're acting like a whiny little bitch college boy, maybe take your Homo-Erotic Bondage fantasies elsewhere.
Luis Powell
I’ve seen this guy on other threads I think he’s building an ideal GF for each thread based off their wants and needs
Caleb Myers
did you really make this thread to tell me that?
Ethan Parker
Yes
Dominic Collins
baste
She gotta have big titties
Elijah Cox
>You betas are all the same you get off on it because you spend your whole lives trying to be alpha but you know deep down your rightful place is to be dominated
The level of projection here is outstanding
Cooper Allen
Not in the army
Jaxson Sanders
>ideal
Rei’s personality with black hair, ethnically white. Gun nut.
>I can live with this
Nice and willing to shoot guns.
Daniel Young
be female. or at least look female.
James Robinson
>short
>cute
>calm
>able to put up with my autism and not give a fuck
She doesn't necessarily have to like guns or even be "Jow Forums approved", she should probably be accustomed to firearms in general though
Isaac Lopez
>Doesn't hate guns
>Doesn't hate going /out/
>Not a vegan or anti-hunter
>Plus the usual gf stuff
I'm not that picky. I have no delusions about finding some perfect uni/k/orn. My gf enjoys going shooting and car camping. She doesn't like backpacking, hunting or fishing but will eat any game I bring home. Thats good enough considering that shes 10/10 wife material otherwise.
You each need to have your own hobbies. She may not want to do everything that I do, but she still understands why I like it and doesn't mind me doing it without her.
Adrian Thomas
Huge dick paper-pale skinned trap with a fat ass, like I said in the last thread.
Jackson Rodriguez
>owns a handgun and ccw
>Not fat, actually manages her life well
>Little sympathy for idiots and people who get shot who deserve it
>Absolutely ruthless personality
My partner should ideally be someone I can laugh with. At others.
Jacob Brown
Here’s a GF for you
Joshua Lee
>wanting a gf to make fun of people with someone as equally small minded as you
Damn user, I wonder why you're still single.
Kayden Baker
Ohhh boy do I know the perfect trap for you!
Xavier Green
I think it’s pasta. Everyone knows you automatically lose bringing shit from “last thread” let alone internet beef
Cameron Jenkins
But how big is their dick though? Also post more.
Michael Miller
Why do use have such shitty aged uniforms that look 50 years old?
Joshua Wood
>black hair
>ethnically white
Don't exist mate.
Blake Williams
>short
Terrible choice. Maybe for some throw away fling, but never for marriage. Too big a risk of having manlet sons. 5'6" is MINIMUM for marriage.
Brody Robinson
Italians are white user.
An Italian/Swede or Italian/Anglo would be ethnically white with black hair.
Jordan Sullivan
>italians are white
Kevin White
Sounds like someone is worried they match my criteria to laugh at them
Who cares senpai. I'm a stranger on the internet. Big yikers on your part.
Jose Davis
Wanting to nuke Israel.
Cameron Allen
Do you have any evidence that Italians are not white?
Matthew Nelson
huge dick
liking women is gay
Brody Baker
Nobody cares, but if your main criteria for a gf is someone you can casually act like an asshole around you're most definitely never going to get one. Good luck figuring that out for yourself.
Juan Thompson
I realize my own terrible choices user, but short girls just hold a special place for me
Noah Carter
As big as you want senpai
Lincoln Ortiz
no I just like laughing at the saying italians are white
Wyatt Nelson
>falling for bait
Ignore the morons spouting 19th century nonsense about how only pure anglo-saxons are "white." It's not about skin color. By their measure Polish people aren't white, nor are French.
It's a weird anachronistic thing.
Angel Lee
Obviously then I'm gonna say 11". Or you know, just enough to ruin/stretch out panties with hardons.
Hudson Cox
dont act like a nigger
Charles Ross
fat enough to hide behind and thicc enough to stop 7.62×39mm
Oliver Morris
disgusting
Benjamin Harris
I don't understand the anime trend. Back in high school the one guy who liked that shit was called a fag on a daily basis.
Christopher Wright
>likes guns
>has benis
Pretty common shit desu
Alexander Walker
Join the 41%
Wyatt Martinez
41%?
Alexander Perry
>Doesn't understand "the anime trend"
>Posts on a website called Jow Forums
kys
Alexander Hernandez
Born in 89 here. Same shit happened in my highschool. You were considered a freak and a weirdo if you liked anime. We all knew the types of people who liked anime and they were always social outcasts. Now it seems like I'm grouped in with them, or they're with me idk anymore but I still am half assed about them. I don't fully hate them but I'm not fully accepting it either.
Jack Wilson
They can't be an IDF propagandized whore for one
Jaxson Adams
Ask me how I know you started posting here about 2 years ago
Jaxon Gutierrez
>taller than me(legit just so my kids are bigger, not a mommy fet)
>easy talking
>loyal
Jaxson Torres
Well one and a half years ago but you were pretty close.
Ethan Sullivan
Why are you even posting you fuck. You have to wait 6 months for your 2 year lurking period to finish.
Levi Rivera
Watch anime and assimilate to my culture or get out you dirty immigrant
Lucas Garcia
you're supposed to pretend to like it
Lucas James
I know this is just a new copypasta, but as a gay guy this makes me wanna smash.
If you're ever in Charleston, SC and what you say is true make another thread and we can meet up.
Pic related is me, but I've gain 20 lean pounds since.
Colton Perry
Can I just have a sweet patient one who isn't fat or a communist?
Cameron Edwards
kek
Nathan Myers
Go to church
Zachary Watson
that woman behind you literally looks like a fucking orc
Ayden Thomas
>blurs face
>tattoos clearly visible
Levi Diaz
but your children will be jewish OP are you okay with that?
Nolan Bennett
that girls face looks like a npc character from the 1990's game
Hunter Rogers
A cranky shopkeeper from Oblivion
Henry Clark
just baptize and dont circumcise them and they will be fine - IF you can find someone who is ok w/ that.
Aiden Hill
they are jewish by blood they will never be loyal to you only to israel and to judism
Cooper Robinson
Jason Cox
>fiscally responsible
>under 35
>wants to have kids
>no extremist views
>not afraid of guns
>lets me spend my money however I see fit
>won't complain about me spending time at the range
Aaron Flores
I have a severe Jewess fetish and I don't care who knows it.
Ryder Baker
>Likes guns
>Not fat or ugly
>Likes anime and vidya
>Let's me to horribly depraved sexual things to her
Literally my gf btw
Zachary Torres
Jewish
Goth
Massive tits
Preferably at least a decade older than me, with a minimum age difference of 5 years
Wants to have my babies
Julian Hernandez
>Not fat or ugly
>Likes anime and vidya
Good fucking luck with that user
Kayden Wright
This shit is hilarious, '' I'm the alpha here''
'' I'm gonna dominate you''
Nigga thinks this is WWE or something
hahaha
William Taylor
What? Did you really start a thread to say this?
Justin Scott
I bet you respect women
Charles Parker
>Be a Jew
>Not be circumcised
>Choose one
Not even the nazis used the one drop rule. They actually looked at penises as well if they couldn't determine if someone was a jew.
Chase Jones
Haha dude like what are you doing bro
Jeremiah Brooks
Grayson Green
Greenville, SC user here. That's what the women in the south look like. Makes me really glad I'm not from here, I just live here.
Nolan Bennett
KAZAHK Milkers.
I'm christian, but I've had my fair share of liaisons with Jewesses.
Each time their tits have been nothing short of glorious.
Carson Myers
>those last 2 points
mate, sounds like you let your last bitch whip ya. You need to subjugate your woman. She should never have that kind of power over you. (Protip: deep down, she will respect it if she tests you by saying "no! you're not going shooting today blah blah" and you ignore it and do what you want)
Jaxon Diaz
Stop. I don't want to get an erection at work.
Gavin Hughes
Lol. Let’s ruin the thread
David Hughes
Why tf ya’ll gotta bring me into this?
Jace Davis
I was raised christian, actually found out we're Jewish at a family dinner some years ago. God, the hot ones are perfect.
Brayden Powell
I like boobs, hips, butts and thighs. Preferably not fat.
Austin Stewart
Those sound like fine goals to me. It shouldn't be a question of letting you do something though. If you are reasonable there shouldn't be anything to really talk about when it comes to how you spend your free time.
It just sounds to me like the guy probably has realized that most girls are clingy and vapid. Most dudes have to either stop them from acting this way or end up dumping them. Ideally you can find someone who isn't this way.
This is now a Jow Forumshazar milkers thread.
Asher Walker
discerning taste, user
baste
Landon Brown
Jayden Cooper
kosher milkies
Joseph Brown
>Trap posting about securing the existence of the white race.
I'm a fag but even I gotta admit there's something not quite meshing there.
Henry Powell
bag any yourself?
Anyone else want to cum on Emmy Rossum's milkers?
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Is it terrible that I actually want a Galil rifle along w/ my waifu?
Gabriel Butler
Get a look of this college kid fag lol
Austin Foster
Cameron Long
Grayson Russell
I WISH I COULD BEAR LOTS OF WHITE Jow Forums CHILDREN user DON’T RUIN MY DAY
Joseph Brooks
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Why dont you? Fake it till you make it.
Lucas Jenkins
Nope, no time for girls right now, work and school has me doing the equivalent of an 80 hour work week.
I really considered getting a Galil parts kit from numrich or apex a little back, but ultimately decided I couldn't justify it.
Wyatt Roberts
Top tactical gf.
Get her pregnant, her milk is like rich and creamy like butter milk.
Eat baby.
feed her.
Repeat