Hello, Jow Forums. Why haven't you trained in the sheepdog response yet? Don't you want to be
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Sheepdog thread
Jeremiah Gray
Ryan Nguyen
I've come across numerous methods to make myself harder to kill. The only 100% reliable method is bloatmaxxing.
Michael Rivera
>sheepdog
Has there been a more unintentionally offensive term in the gun community? "Sheepdog" types are aware that people don't appreciate being called sheep in need of protection right?
Wyatt Richardson
>quacks
Blake Davis
NAZI WOLF HERE.
FUCK UR SHEEPSHIT.
Liam Cooper
Official sheepdog uniform
Lincoln Watson
Is this real? Pls link to prove someone is actually selling this.
Tyler Allen
Someone made it real and it's only $20.
teeo.shop
Bentley Parker
What board did this come from? That faggot posts in every EDC thread here.
Benjamin Edwards
Sheepdogs are also obedient to shepherds and don't care about what happens to the flock outside what it is told to do. It more closely describes police.
Carter Reed
A sheepdog is just a wolf that serves the guy who owns the sheep. Pretty telling, if you ask me. Frankly I'm embarrassed for anybody who uses it unironically.
Ayden Lee
I'm just imagining myself rolling up to scene in my ambulance and one of these fucking retards has gotten himself shot in the gut trying to stop Lil Someshit from taking $20 out of the gas station register.
>Sir I'm going to have to cut off your Crye Precision TM Belt off with my shears
Daniel Sanchez
b-but it was expensive
Jordan Morales
the real funny thing is most sheep dog breeds just herd and would get btfo by wolves or any predator large enough to make off with a sheep
Angel Richardson
He's most likely shot himself in the gut, having spilled his spaghetti when finally getting to pull on something other than his bedroom mirror reflection
Kevin Gonzalez
Holy shit.
Jacob Jackson
@ OP
Stay strong brother. Us sheepdogs are under attack nowadays.
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Sheepdog til the day I die
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Noah Russell
then i think it's a pretty accurate name for these larping retards and cops for that matter
Levi Jackson
>sheepdog
>sheep
>wolf
I'm a ram faggots.
Adam Johnson
Hell yeah borther. You gotta stay strong to protect the herd. Wolves roam in packs, but we sheepdogs often work alone.
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Semper Figaro
Samuel Reed
That is the most beautiful, detailed shitpost I've seen in a while.
10/10
William Morris
My favorite is the fuckhuge folder. Like what is that thing, 14" opened up?
Dominic Peterson
>tough guy larping now unironically includes sucking someone's dick
Only in current year America.
Honest question for the burgers ITT, do you guys realize how fucked America is? How far down the rabbit hole America, it's institutions, it's culture and it's people are?
Xavier Mitchell
>be me
>ex-army...paper pusher
>get out after doing my 4 years and become a used car salesman
>wife wakes me up and reminds me I have to take kids to school.
>put on 5.11 pants and olive green sports polo.
>tuck my kubaton and karambit into my Rothco boots.
>load j-frame and carry SOB
>appendix carry my G17
>quickly run to find trusty hat...ah the multicam one with the blue lives matter flag will work perfectly.
>take my wife’s children out to the family van making sure to check whether anyone has dared to touch my Trump Pence or Blue Lives Matter stickers.
>As I’m driving I play a mixture of Creed and Volbeat taking precautionary measures to ensure never to become blacked in on the road should I need to get out of the car and take cover from incoming fire.
>safely drop kids off at school and return home to watch Active Self Protection videos and James Jaeger
Another day in the life of a true blue sheep dog. You may not realize we exist but know that we’ll protect you when the time comes. hooah!
Nicholas Cruz
That's satire you retard. Now go pay your shitposting license fee.
John Nguyen
I swear to god this is the exact mentality the ROTC fags have at my school. Most of them have shitty gas station patches on their backpacks as well.
Why are ROTC kids such faggots?
Nolan Collins
Brilliant
Carson Jenkins
newfag be damned, can someone explain this posting-style for me?
Jackson Campbell
>whoever made this was only pretending to be retarded
Nice try but nothing indicates this to be the case
>Now go pay your shitposting license fee.
There is none.
Matthew Brown
Arfcom and other forums. Hell, every forum used to have sigs and shit, people would fill theirs with cringy garbage.