HOLY SHIT Jow Forums I JUST GOT SHOT IN THE FOOT WHAT THGE HELL DO I DO?

Rub some dirt on it and get back in the game.

It will heal don't be a pussy

Dump some booze on it
Drink water and take some ibuprofen.

you should post a timestamp.

Try an wiggle it

>take a knee
>Motrin 800
>water
>1L IV if it looks really bad
>return to duty
R u a medic?

nigger do you know how old that pic is?
stop trying to act like not-a-new newfag, newfag

Just a vet

it's just a scratch user, stop being a pussy

If it was 10mm the whole foot would be gone as the shockwave would have taken it off.

Just a flea bite

looks like you just have to follow up with the Mozambique drill

imgur.com/gallery/6X8UjBU
fake and gay

it's just a scratch user, stop being a pussy

so are the claims of you having a dad.
It still wont stop people from having fun.

If it was 10mm he would have been killed by the shockwave passing so close to his head. It's hard to shitpost after your eyes are literally sucked out of your face, so this must be a 22 that bounced around between his toes and turned them into mush.

Walk it off and go step in some dogshit with it man.

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Reverse image search proves you're a lying faggot, and also Jewish. Sage in all fields

but I cropped it >:(

Retard

How are you alive...? I mean you don't bleed?

>GOT SHOT IN THE FOOT WHAT THGE HELL DO I DO?
Sell that fucking Glock before you femoral artery yourself

>I JUST GOT SHOT IN THE FOOT WHAT THGE HELL DO I DO?

Clean the wound: Hoppes #9 with a 12 gauge brass brush.

>silver bullet
>change socks

I'm not a scientist so I can't refute this.

What is the actual thing to do if you shoot your foot like the OP pic? And can’t get professional help?
I guess dump some 99% alcohol on it, wrap it tight with gauze, tape it shut? Replace gauze as necessary?

>wrap in cloth
>take ibuprofen
>drive to hospital because American
>drive self because forever alone

Wouldn't a Glock maim his face?

FPBP

youtube.com/watch?v=UT6h7Sfn4bc

also OP is new summerfag.

here's some real OC

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Remove the barrel from the gun you shot yourself with and jam it in the hole to stem the bleeding and live out the rest of your life as ol' limping jimmy barrel-foot.

>rub feces in the wound and inject contact cleaner near all the veins around it.
>have a wank and call it a day.

The good news is you can now step on one spike with no pain.

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Salty 40 fags letting 10mm live in their head rent free

Pathetic

Why is zuckerberg in the hospital, did something happen to him?

If you can't go to the hospital, buy a cane.

Kys for this thread
Go to ask them to make a gender for your new hole
Sage

Motrin and change socks

Isn’t 10mm a meme?

U defineetly have to cheng ur sox no deviled egg

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Can I fuck your new hole?

The ibuprofen I understand, what is this other low-res object

Get a bitch to lick it out man, now you gotta hole too

You're the fatty that got stabbed by a lovely colored fella right?
How's the new fuckhole healing?

Can’t forget to hydrate. Gotta replenish those lost fluids after blowing half your toe off

Bazinga!

Fresh Socks!
You obviously put a hole in the pair you were wearing

>be OP
>shoot yourself in the foot
>take phone camera photo
>upload to computer
>rename to 'oh shit.jpg'
>create thread on Jow Forums
what do i do?????1? just shot nao

>imgur.com/gallery/6X8UjBU

Brought the herbs for your thread.

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Self-healing and artificial homeostatic systems don't exist yet. He needs regular service and repair from time to time.
>mfw his wife actually married a robo-husbando

Ah, the ol trusty, tried and true communist Cuba remedy.

Just go to the hospital and never pay the bill like everyone else

Cut off the stub, you don't need fingers on the foot.

You already posted this pic, Hank

Wow crazy how this exact same pic shows up in google after like 1 search.

Ops pic is from a .45 acp, 10mm would explode his toe

lel

Go to a hospital you dumb fuck

>Go to a hospital
>amurikkkka

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>ibuprofen
Spotted the Navyfag.

>I CAN'T GO TO A HOSPITAL

What kind of 3rd world nation do you live in?