What's more pleasurable, having sex or shooting a gun?

Definitely sex
Shooting guns is there for you always though

Why the fuck do you think Jow Forums would know? most of us haven't done either.

shooting a sex

I get woken up everyday with sex I get it even when I say no. Sometimes I fight with her and she still forces me to fuck her it feels good so after a few pumps I get into it. But shooting is something I don't ever get enough time to do. if I had to trade Id take shooting anytime I fucked my girl everyday for the last 4 years.

>sex I get it even when I say no.
>Sometimes I fight with her and she still forces me to fuck her
mfw user is getting raped on the daily and doesn't even realize it

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Both are enjoyable at the right time

Shooting a gun.

wtf im an mra now

If she gets pregnant, have a paternity test.
If you have been hitting it every day for four years and haven't knocked her up yet, you are firing blanks.

No non surgical birth control is that effective.

sex with a gun

Sex.

>.22LR round fires and bounces around the bodies of both persons, turning them to mush
great idea retard

>What's more pleasurable, having sex or shooting a gun?
morphine

Shooting a 240.
Life peeked at 21 for me.

>shooting morphine while having sex with your gun

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Shooting a gun, then proceeding to fuck whatever you just shot

Since one takes me a few hours and the other 5 minutes, it’s obvious

Watched that video. Boy oh boy was it dumb.

Like this?

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Ah, the libertarian dream

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the ultimate pleasure is when a woman falls asleep on the pocket where your shoulder meets your chest.

Hand holding is the bee's knees

Found the virgin

"People" who got tattoos outside of the military should be barred from Gun ownership.

Hey that's not true. I've had sex before. And one day I hope to be able to shoot a gun.

Having a eighteen year old black spanish girl who loves anime and is into tall white guy and likes guns while holding hands.

You will see the little diamond birdy soon!

Please take your fucking meds schizoman

Miscegenation is almost as bad as gun grabbing.

I have no plans of breeding but to show her the light of the little diamond birdy from space and show her the ways of surviving in the woods against the communist fascist animals controlled by the aristocrats that control the north and south pole. Trust me i know what i am doing unlike Katherine that woman did not knew what she was doing and had to escape from another johnny.

>I have no plans of breeding
So you're a waste of resources?

I dont cry after shooting a gun. Every time at least.

I AM NOT A WASTE OF RESOURCE YOU GODDAMN ARISTOCRATIC LOVING COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZING FASCIST JACKING OFF JOHNNY FUCK I HOPE I FIND YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU!

>being this Autismo

sex has started to bore the fuck out of me. Girlfriend and I have kind of hit a wall sexually. Think I might have low T or some shit. No energy anymore.
I find shooting a gun way more pleasurable these days

This, unironically. If you've never had a good woman do this, you look down and know you'd rather be nowhere else, I feel bad4u son

Depends on the gun, depends on the girl, depends on the context.
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Have done the .22 lr round in the peepee, realized just how stupid it was, that I literally had a live explosive in my urethra.
This and sex is quite nice if you don't mind not cumming, really works well if you love each other.
Reminds me of when I was with my ex. Something I experienced probably >300 times per year for 2 years. Haven't been with anyone as closely since.

Someone post the link to the couple having sex while shooting guns on pornhub, I would but I dont have it anymore.

nothing beats the smug of your face when you manage to make your girl say
"ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY"

sex with someone you've never been with before>shooting=hot sex with wife>casual everyday sex with wife

Yes

Shooting sex and having gun.

Sex without condom > shooting guns > being a slave in a stone quarry > sex with a condom

I’m about to take my girl shooting so i’ll find out

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id fuck myself with the barrel of my ar honestly

Having sex with your gun

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This is Jow Forums. None of us have ever done either.

you have to go back

>Not bleaching latina qts.
Never gonna make it.

Sex with a deer at gunpoint.

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Define pleasurable. Nothing in the world gives me a grin like shooting a gun. But I can always jerk myself off and go to bed if need be. Sex is great and all, but Id take guns over sex any day of the week. Luckily some of us dont need to choose.

What in the fuck!?
Why is my dick half aroused?

>ywn cuddle your robo waifu while she mows down niggers breaking into your home
Y even life?

Deer

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o deer

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>Implying like we know what either one feels like
You make me laugh.

I regret clicking on this

This man here gets it.

its not that bad

>its not that bad
found the furfag

Cope

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>having sex or shooting a gun?

Yes!

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Why not shoot the girl your having sex with while having sex? That’s at least 5 fetishes at once!

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Sauce

Why are you like this?

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I’d rather shoot up some heroine desu.
Feels way way way way better than sex.

*heroin*

Someone post that video on pornhub

No I think it means he wants to kill a female protagonist.

Shooting a gun is pretty much always fun, it's a good steady medium base level of fun, always reliable.

Sex on the other hand is like rolling the dice. Sometimes you get a 6 and sometimes you get a 1. Going to the range is like rolling solid 4s all day long

I’m the person that made that post, I correct my spelling mistake.

Having sex and then shooting her.

Everything I say is satire. Except that part. And that part. Etc...

Shooting a gun. T. had sex 4 times