Serious Advice Thread/No Sperg Zone: Parents disowning me for wanting to own a gun

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>be a uni undergrad
>pursuing a based computer science/IT security studies program
>want to get a gun to protect my apartment from stinky goblinos
>caved-in-head npc parents learn I am looking to buy a gun
>They absolutely lose their minds
>Accuse me of being a trump supporter evil meanie man
>Say that I have been recruited by white supremacist Russian hackers (no joke)
>I think this is hilarious
>Say they will disown me, stop paying for college, kick me out of house
>Actually shook, I have no money, would be broke and homeless

What should I do boys?
My parents are radical leftists, I am a pretty normal dude

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You're a grown ass man stop giving a fuck what they think and when their bodies shit the bed in their 80s don't let them live with you and ship them to a nursing home

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pretend you learned your lesson and don't bring it up again. complete school and move out acquire job then acquire arsenal. don't be a sperg.

Also
>apartment
>"they'll kick me outta the house"
Which is it you fucking liar

Suck it up until you graduate and get a job. Honestly best solution.

Just hide your power level and then buy a gun when you graduate or buy one and don't tell them. Unless you feel you can get a good job and move out without college

>tfw my educated liberal mom goes to the range and shoots a glock 21 for fun

>they are obviously worried for their own safety
tell them you were doing research for a class paper on gun control and look into finding new parents.

>stop paying for college
Wtf are student loans. If you have a couple semesters you pay for you are ahead of most graduates. Check with your school about other forms of actual financial assistance and school break housing options.

>undergrad
Don't you know, that's the phase in modern life when you still live at home, but also live in an apartment near the college. You're in the apartment most of the year, but you come home every week or two so mom can do your laundry and fix you some tendies, plus maybe in the summer.

He's still a lying faggot making this shit up, though.

Live in an apartment during school, at home during the summer. I also use house/apartment interchangeably, it might as well mean the same thing because I couldn't pay for my apartment with a minimum wage job.

You must achieve financial independence. Full stop. Job one. Absolute top priority.
Find a way to fund your day to day living expenses and your education/career.
Then go do whatever you believe is best.
As a practical matter, I think it's wise to avoid hurting your parents unnecessarily. They don't need to know what you do with your own damn money in your own damn home.

>Wtf are student loans.
jesus christ if he has some lefties willing to pay for that nonsense he needs to take advantage.

This here is a hard truth. Stand up for what is right. Have principles, have morals and ethics you stand by.

not making this up lol
why would I post if it was fake
Also you're right about all that

>tfw my educated liberal mom goes to the range and shoots a glock 21 for fun
Wtf lol

i know everyone here is fucking braveheart when it comes to the second amendment but i guess ill be more realistic about things: if theyre paying for your school and you want a gun, just lie to them. buy a gun and keep it a secret. tell them you changed your mind and wont buy a gun.

have you ever gone to college? You live in an apartment, away from home, but you go back home over breaks or long weekends. The parents are also likely paying for the apartment.

I'm pretty fucking young
I don't know the average age of all the navy seal vets who post on here so excuse me

just tell them you've reconsidered, patch things up, and never bring it up again. then buy the damn gun, and make certain they never know about it.
then, stop being dependent on them. why are you over there with enough frequency for them to "kick you out"? what do they provide you you cannot provide yourself? rectify this immediately.
you're a grown ass man, they don't need to run your life anymore.

This is probably what I'll do.
I don't want to fuck up my chance of getting a decent education.

OP, here is a realistic solution:
Do you have a job? Find one. If no, then save up money where you can- you'll probably have to build a firearm from parts, like a Glock, AR, Mossberg 500/590 series or something that you can build from a receiver. If you're under 21, private sales or polymer 80 will be your only solution- or having a ton of money.
I am currently building a G19 for a little brother and a Mossberg 590a1 spring by spring- ask me about it if you want.

This is what I'm considering
Thanks for not being a fucking retard

Take their money, forget the firearm untill college is paid.
Then buy a gun. If they disown you, forget them and live a long happy life with plenty of beautiful and happy children.

This is my mentality, why blow it all and go full sperg, it would be a waste

Thanks for the feedback

I work part time in the school year and then at a gun range (ironic I'm posting this here) over the summers which pays pretty well, but the cost of living in my state is ridiculous. I plan on buying a handgun on armslist/gunbroker via private sale

I'd just wait it out user. It's nice to have your college paid for. After you graduated and get a job buy all of the guns you want.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SAUSE

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Join the Air Force, go fuck a bunch of rando sluts around the world doing a dumb job for four years while doing college with federal tuition assistance, get out, either do more college with GI bill or learn a trade or get your pilots license, then do whatever you want to do. You’ll be a few years behind people your age but you’ll have zero debt, and likely a good amount of money (and guns) in your pocket. I’m 25, have a paid off truck and motorcycle, a basement full of guns (almost 30) and I just recently bought a house. I’ve got 12k liquid in the bank and almost 7k in my TSP (military saving plan, like a 401k). I work an easy job and don’t even have a degree. Life is comfy as fuck thanks to the Air Force.

I appreciate the advice. Uni is ridiculously expensive

Definitely the right way to go. I wouldn't even bother telling them even after you finish school. I'd wait until you are well established.

Get a job.

Some college kids get their money on a monthly basis which is why I recommended building a firearm; you can decide to pick up whatever depending on if you have $20 or $200 available that month.

Just lie to your parents, patch things up with them, and buy a gun anyway and don't tell them about it.

This
Abandoning your parents is unforgivable.

Got a medical condition, military won't take me.
Trust me I've tried, talked to every recruiter from nearly every branch and it's always been no. The military has an automatic disqualifying policy for what I've got. Sounds comfy tho user, enjoy your life in the military, I'm jealous.

Right thanks

>Parents disowning me for wanting to own a gun
You can kiss their butts or be your own man. The choice is yours.
You might want to print out the Bill of Rights and leave it where they can see it, and point out that without the Second Amendment, that there might not be any other valid Amendments.

Tell your rents they are right then be more careful and buy a gun anyway.

>paying for collage
First mistake senpai

I appreciate the insight. I may order an 80% glock

>collage
lol

I don't usually spend my money on artwork schlomo
Thanks for the advice tho

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you are right your parents are wrong. Buy it and don't tell them. I'm much to the right of my parents. Although they did teach me a lot with their back to the land ethic.

Sorry big guy,
the "sause" was bait so this thread would get attention

If they're paying for your college right now that means you have low debt. Just take a year off and work a shit job in a medium sized town until your parents stop marking you as a dependent. Then in 2020 sign up for trade school and get a student loan with your current low income and use it to go to school and help pay for rent.

It will literally cost you pennies on the dollar. It'll take you a year or two and you'll be out and making more money than your dad.

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Fuck that’s rough my dude. I’m sure there’s other gov jobs that have some kind of benefits?

got one part time, one full in the summers

and every dollar you spend on overpriced books you won't read is one less for the DNC come election time

Who dis? I need for...reasons...

>Abandoning your parents is unforgivable.

i mean if they're gonna abandon you over your desire to purchase an object, fuck em.

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Yeah brother its called Keratoconus, rare eye disease. It's really bummed me out. I was thinking about some kind of maritime job, or possibly law enforcement or forest service/game warden work. If I complete my course at uni I should be set for a pretty high paying job, but I wish I could serve dammit.

Get a gun and rob them.
Also ask them if they think that disowning a son for being gay is right.

You have a job, you have a home of your own. What's wrong with you? You are a man with his own private life. You have to love and honor your parents but that doesn't mean you have to tell them everything.

I appreciate the advice brother.
I have considered that but I would have to leave all my buddies behind and give up on this program that I've already worked really hard on.
Might be worth it in the end tho.

>Parents disowning me for wanting to own a gun
Really? Are you some sort of angry nutcase? Do you frequently argue with your parents? I find this bizarre. My Dad gave me a Winchester 12 gauge for my 18th birthday, and it will always be one of my prized possessions because my pops took me innawoods and went shooting with me a bunch.
Guns are not evil; some people are, but they don't need guns to do evil shit.

>Abandoning your parents is unforgivable
not really

So close.

But you get his meaning with a charitable reading.

I'm not an angry nutcase, I'm actually stoic and calm to an autistic degree.

Yeah I've thought the same. They are my parents tho.

Precisely,
Why endorse this shit.

Can't you get along with your parents even if you disagree? If they ow the house and don't want guns in it, don't bring a guy in it. If you have your own place buy a gun. Stop being such a child. You say you are in university yet your emotional development is that of a kindergartener

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If you have no siblings and a serious GF, do the following. Tell your parents that they are out of your life forever. No communication, no access to grandlets. This will hit Mommy in the feels, and Daddy will follow mum's direction. You stay in the inheritance loop when they relinquish. Link to mum's alarm when access denied.

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Play the long game kid. You will be an adult with a job after college, right?

OP you probably would've had some sort of meltdown from them like this at some point. State your fear, apologize, do your own thing.

From a psych perspective you want IMMEDIATE independence from parents this overbearing. So start looking at loan options and a job willing to work around school (I suggest Lowe's or banking, hell even federal). Read up on resume writing and make a LinkedIn.

To the guy in the last thread that called me a "college kid"

Is that supposed to be an insult? You outted yourself as a little coping beta who can't get laid. I'm the alpha here. Now fuck off twerp before I beat your ass and I know that will make you hard. You betas are all the same you get off on it because you spend your whole lives trying to be alpha but you know deep down your rightful place is to be dominated. And thats what I'm going to do is dominate you. If you had a good/wife I could easily take her from you. It'd be a joke, no contest. Id get her ass bouncing on my cock in an hour probably less. I bet you like to think about that huh beta cuck? Your wife's ass bouncing on my cock, it must make you hard. Now go back to jacking off to blacked porn and coping about why you can't get a girl in bed. Loser

Dont listen to this retard, start acting like you hate guns, get that sweeeeeeeet free scholarship (free money remember) and then literally spit in their face and disown them as soon as you wrung them dry of value

Real sociopath hours.

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Eh, you're an adult, who cares. Tell them you had a dream that Trump himself told you to join the Marine Corps, and go to the recruiter.

Absolutely,
I'm already an adult with a job technically
After uni I'm hoping to do some kind of software development gig

just threaten to join the army
it will either shut them up and make them see you as a grown man since lul free college fags or the'll disown you for being a racist

Based new navy seal copy and paste

You should listen to your parents and not buy a gun.

This isn't me, I'm the OP
pretty funny tho

Don’t tell you parents about your gun. Tell them, you thought it over and bought some nice safe mace.

Just tell them this:
>I'm an adult and I can do whatever I damn well please.
>If you believe insulting me and vilifying me over an object then all I have available is to kick you two out of my life. If you ever want to see your grandchildren then I suggest you two act like reasonable adults and grow the fuck up.

>Destroying your life over Jow Forums & Jow Forums autism
this is really sad user. You should read pic related and decide if you want this to be your life or not.

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Most normal/socially functional people are disgusted by gun and gun culture. It's associated with incels and racist mass shootings, especially outside the US.

This is the type of reaction you'll get from everyone you know if you go through with this.

>If you believe insulting me and vilifying me is the correct choice when it comes to me owning an object, then my only option is to kick the two of you out of my life. If you ever want to see your grandchildren then I suggest you two act like reasonable adults and grow the fuck up.
fix'ed it. My bad

You should choke on a dick.

tl:dr mate I'm not an incel
pretty normal dude wanting to buy a gun to protect myself

And when they come simpering to your door with a feral nigger hoard on their heels, you'll know what to do.

idk where you're from "outside the US"
A lot of normal everyday people I know are fine with gun ownership
again, not a mass shooter, not an incel

you're drowning in an incel culture. Is a useless gun worth your friends and family? Jow Forums Jow Forumstards will never be able to replace them

If they're supporting you like this finically, your really in no place to go against their wishes. Wait till you've graduated and buy it after your finically independent.

I wouldn't even buy it covertly. Besides, you live in an apartment. Burglurs would go after people who make enough dough to have a house. Just don't become a drug dealer and you won't have to worry about breakins.

Just buy a Lousivillslugger in the meantime if you're that paranoid.

this is the first step to becoming an incel

you're at a crossroads.

And should read what that other guy posted.

He said join the corps not be a faggot corporatist.

Your parents should disown you. You seem like a real Jow Forumsshitter cunt.

Wrong. Most of America, the only country that matter, are red states. Guns have been tied to our history since it’s inception. You’re on a weapons board. Take you Marxist bullshit somewhere that gives a flying fuck.

Fuck this guy come to Missouri. You will always make a new friend at the gun ranges.

it would hurt, sure.

>my mom split from husband for a short time
>she attempted suicide during this period because her shitbag husband was psychologically abusive
>find her at her apartment after she swallowed a ton of various pills
>saved her fucking life
>sister and i tell her no contact with him because he's a colossal subhuman prick
>help her back on her feet, driving her to and from therapy, spending a lot of time with her, etc.
>back with him two months later
>don't talk to her much anymore

my outlook on parent/child relationships as an adult is gloomy as shit, so i don't take too much issue with "abandoning" your parents.

You either leave or cave and be your parents' bitch for the rest of your life.

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user you do know posting some long as paragraph that's obviously made to vilify Jow Forums isn't an argument?
user take a screenshot of my post. I fucking dare you..
I know your a same fagging dumbass,
I don't even care why.

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sauce plz

Incel life isn't healthy. Heed the warnings you've been given before it's too late

Take a fucking screenshots you dumbass.

>educated
>liberal

Don't you mean indoctrinated?

>buy gun
>shoot parents
>Free money
It doesn’t have to be hard user

your mom is a bitch and will vote against gun rights everytime.

In 1999 I moved out of my parents house at age 18 because they wanted me to still have a curfew. They weren't willing to pay for college and I wasn't willing to go there. I always had jobs but I lived in my truck for 2 weeks after moving out until finding my first and only rental. 5 years ago I paid for my current house with cash. No mortgage. I'm self employed and my wife is a stay at home mom.

If you want to be independent, you can do it. But you have to want it.

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