A female civilian asked me a dumb question, the old, "have you killed anyone?" I responded with,
"As a soldier I swore an oath to stand between you and the evil in this world, to protect you from it by any means necessary. The world in which you live, and mine, are two very different places; and a lot of good men have died to keep it that way. So in turn I'll ask you...do you really want to know the answer to that question?"
Sounds really pretentious but I'm sick of the same annoying questions for the last 5 years. What do people ask you and how do you respond?
Why so many vets so god damn preachy? >You just wouldn't get it, maaaan! Wow, you got paid to excercise and shoot at people, you're so cool and special. Thanks for protecting Israel!
Ayden Lewis
Seeing failed bait is like seeing disabled animals, it's just so sad.
Carter Price
>I have autismo
Ryder Green
and if they ask again say "look it's not my fault they didn't get out of the way"
I served in the IDF 2008-2013 killed at least 2 Arabs and proud of it
Brody Moore
Wow that’s pretty fucking gay, OP
Henry Evans
Buddy of mine flatfaced told a civie friend of mine “no people, just Muslims.” I looked at him and just said “what the fuck is wrong with you? Like Dude you were a glorified gas station attendant for four years so shut the fuck up!” He never tried to flex on Civies again after that day. Shits fucking annoying as hell.
OP BTFO. You bastards will drive another vet to an hero lol
Brayden Cook
Did you steal their groceries after you shot those grandmothers?
Colton Cooper
As a Jow Forums civilian I just stopped talking to vets. It's like talking to blacks about anything remotely race related they just get butthurt and can't articulate a single thought. Like shit I just wanted to hear a story or two about your time in afgan and instead you play either the hardass or the broken card. Fuck off
Lincoln Hughes
>wanted to hear a story or two about your time in afghan You do realize most soldiers haven’t deployed, and even if they did they were most likely pogs?
Jaxon Morris
Thats why I ask if they have any cool stories to tell or not. Is social interaction anathema to you?
Elijah Edwards
>every male gets conscripted except the fattest and weakest Literally who cares since everyone was a glorified boyscout. Desu I doubt army was any different for most americans either since most people are pogs anyways
Idk why that guy replied to you but I'm specifically talking about guys who have been overseas. People who haven't are normally much easier to talk to.
Nolan Morgan
Unironically based Cringe and redpilled
Nolan Richardson
>people ask what their tax dollars paid for >F-f-fuck off civvie!!! Yy-you just don't g-get it!!!
There are plenty of good people who are happy to talk about their experiences in the military and not chimp out about some "warriors code" autism because they saw someone jacking off next to them at boot.
Carter Ross
I was a grunt Marine who did two pumps to Helmand during the most deadly years of the war and I killed at least 4 sandniggers that I'm absolutely sure of(and probably a few more that I can't be sure of). I don't dance around the topic when asked, I just answer truthfully "yes". Giving some long winded self righteous preachy bullshit answer like you gave sounds faggy as fuck. It's only offensive or awkward if you make it that way. It's just a fucking question. Stop being such a faggot about it. faggot
How are you so sure about the people you killed? Was it at close range? The guys I've talked to who have been through the shit usually say that they can't be sure who exactly hit the target due to the ranges that fights typically occur at (100+ meters) and that there are usually several people all shooting at the same target at once.
Joseph Johnson
my EMT instructor was a 68W with like 4-5 tours in Iraq and Afghaniland. Somehow managed to be super chill about it without getting super fucky
Andrew Wood
>How are you so sure about the people you killed?
I was an 0351. Rocket Launchers leave pretty distinct wounds.
Landon Smith
>As a soldier I swore an oath to stand between you and the evil in this world, to protect you from it by any means necessary.
What country? It’s sure not the US. The US enlistment oath doesn’t have any of that cringey larp bullshit. Are you sure you’ve served? Maybe you’re confusing the time you were a bell ringer for the Salvation Army with military service, or something.
Michael Moore
Cuck shit. Just say yes, followed by your confirmed kill count.
I tell them that shooting people from a comfy vehicle isn't even on the list of bad crap you have to put up with; buy me a few drinks and we can go over backwater detail, and if there isn't anyone remotely attractive around I'll tell you about the worst day of my life, one that ends with me covered in sewage and without a weapon while my friends laugh and kill the goat fucker that thought it was a fuel truck.
Nolan Thomas
Cool
Jaxson Bennett
>and if there isn't anyone remotely attractive around I'll tell you about the worst day of my life, one that ends with me covered in sewage and without a weapon while my friends laugh and kill the goat fucker that thought it was a fuel truck.
No attractive people here, do tell.
Easton Wood
no one cares you seppo cunt
Jacob Wright
A female citizen asked me a dumb question, the old, "have you killed any dogs?" I responded with,
"As an ATF agent I swore an oath to stand between you and the evil in this world, to protect you from it by any means necessary. The world in which you live, and mine, are two very different places; and a lot of good men have died to keep it that way. So in turn I'll ask you...do you really want to know the answer to that question?"
Sounds really pretentious but I'm sick of the same annoying questions for the last 5 years. What do people ask you and how do you respond?
When civilians ask if I ever killed someone I grin like a psycho and ask if they’d like to find out
Bentley Robinson
Yeah if you couldn't tell my answer was deliberately pretentious and self aggrandising, a satirical take on common answers to the "kill people" question. I'm happy to hear a healthy number of you also like to give bullshit answers
Gabriel Sanchez
Based af.
Noah Thompson
>"have you killed any dogs?" Should have just said "no puppers, only shitbulls."
Brayden Gonzalez
how many terrorists have you CREATED?
by serving the prison military industrial complex
did you know israel is proven to habe foreknowledge of 911? look up dancing israelis
>muslims here killed someone, so going to muslim countries and murdering them is justified
Wyatt Ortiz
>killed people? no. just a few muzzies.
Owen Martin
I work as a mechanic in a factory.
>be me, explaining something about a line to a machine operator
DO YOU HAVE PTSD
>uh, wut??
OH I WAS JUST WONDERING. MY BOYFRIEND DOES. HE WAS IN THE NAVY.
Ayden Ward
I just hold up a random number of fingers and they usually stop there.
Joshua Cruz
>"have you killed anyone?" she's a fag >"As a soldier I swore an oath to stand between you and the evil in this world, to protect you from it by any means necessary. The world in which you live, and mine, are two very different places; and a lot of good men have died to keep it that way. So in turn I'll ask you...do you really want to know the answer to that question?" you're a megafag
Dylan Phillips
"I fired at some dudes in the distance who were firing at me, don't know what happened to them and I don't want to know. I'm just glad to be alive."
Ayden Stewart
>I just hold up a random number of fingers and they usually stop there. I just go I don't know. But I do.
Dylan Mitchell
>she's a fag
if you wont answer if you killed sum1 then you are literally so fucking uptight you want people to thank you for creating terrorists
>good men have died UNIRONIC BLLOOD AND SOIL GOOD MEN HAVE DIED FOR THIS NEOLIBERAL IMPERIAL TERRORIST CREATING PRISON MILITARY UNDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Pitbulls are puppers if properly taken care of by white people. You fell for the meme and blamed the dog instead of the niggers and spics who abuse them.
Austin Green
Read their book. This are the rules and lifestyle that everyone who calls himself a muslim desires otherwise they wouldn't call themselves muslim, right. And then compare this way of life to your own one and think about what happens when the two meet.
Brayden King
>machine operator >female I feel you user, I really do.
Nathaniel Kelly
When i asked my dad if he killed anyone during his service in Desert Storm(i was like 16) he told me he killed at least 6 people, and that of them appeared to be a teenager. Strangely to me at the time he was actually very proud of that, and explained in detail a lot of the scenarios.
In your case i dont think it would be that much trouble to explain to people asking you that question that you're a limp wrist cuck and never even got a chance to shoot your rifle, faggot.
Aiden Parker
yes.
Anthony Foster
9 year olds dont count
Brody Baker
Simply say "no" next time. No need to talk about these things.
>Niggers are homies if properly taken care of by white people
Caleb Jackson
this is some neck beard sephiroth larp tier autism
Brayden Johnson
She was shit testing you as a low inhib psychopath murderous alpha male
Blake Sullivan
Hint: the guys advertising the fact that they deployed are just looking for attention. Actual shooters who got out did so for a reason: to get the fuck away from the army. I strive to be completely unlike the first type. I get self conscious wearing old unit hoodies while running.
Josiah Young
Oh shit... Brad is that you?
Jordan Ross
I haven't figured out if he's being ironic, or completely unironic with it. But my father will tell people he has over 300 confirmed kills when people bother him about it.
He was part of the FiST team directing the USS Missouri during the Gulf War.
