Just move them to the US and plonk them in the middle of the Midwest. I'm sure they would be right at home there.
Jaxson Parker
live your life, not your parents
move to USA and join military
Liam Lee
Yeah... Did I mention they're both ex Yugoslavian Communist Party members and don't speak a lick of English... I don't think moving them is really an option, plus both are sick. Mom's got Angina Pectoris and dad's got 5 STENDs after an infarction... Neither is really in movable condition.
Juan Martin
Fuck off we're full
Parker Wilson
Tough to do this when you care for someone...
But at this point I might have to do it. Even if it will break their hearts. I'm struggling to make a living here.
David Young
Come to America. The commies are better off dead.
Juan Collins
dude - you're parents are 60+ they have lived their life
care about your self and your future
find a wifey have some kids and surprise you will forget about your parents very quickly
Bentley Diaz
Do they rely on you? Don't abandon them if they literally can't live without you, cunt
Jack Howard
That's my parents you're talking about. They're far from perfect but without them I wouldn't exist. We may disagree on politics. They may be pro gun control while I'm pro gun, they may be for a planed economy while I'm for a freer market and they may favor a one party system while I prefer a Constitutional Republic. But they're still my parents.
Carson Howard
Diasporashit here, grandparents are the same way, but speak English, there are plenty of Serb enclaves in the US user, you're welcome here
Asher Gutierrez
They're not entirely dependent on me but they're too hot headed to know when to stop working. So they kind of rely on me to tell them to actually take a break some time and rest, otherwise they'd work them self to death.
I do have to consider my life too though. I can't just devote my life to taking care of them.
Oliver Bell
getting to work in America is not a matter of thinking one day "I'm going to America!" and moving over. sorry bro.
Blake Parker
You also need to consider you're better off in your native country working to make it better.
James Lee
Yeah about that
Me: Pro gun Secularist Constitutionalist Not exactly religious Not exactly traditional Serb in any way
From what I know of Serb Enclaves in US from an uncle I have who lives there, there is not a lot I have in common with them past the country of origin.
Angel Edwards
Yeah that shit can't happen. I can bare scrape by enough to live. I can't change shit here. I can just eek out an existence, unable to afford anything beyond 2-3 meals a day and the bills. All while working jobs I hate because the jobs I'd actually like to do either don't exist here because they're illegal or are prohibitively expensive to get into and are reserved for only the rich elite.
Joshua Barnes
>Yugoslavian Communist Party members Wow. Real horrible people. Stay where you are
Benjamin Cook
First off they are communists, I'm not.
And second, no they're actually really good people. Misguided as all fuck, but good.
And honestly I've made up my mind now. Thanks Jow Forums.
I'll serve here in Serbia for now, try and take care of my parent for a year or two more. See if things change. If things don't get better by my 30th I'll see about joining to US Army for citizenship... I'd probably more appealing to them with military service any way.
Jaxson Roberts
What makes you think you can move to the USA?
Landon Phillips
Nigger it'll take you fucking six to nine years to be able to join the US Army if you're even allowed in at all
Mason Taylor
I don't see why you'd want to move to a foreign nation on the brink of civil war
Evan Cruz
You can't just move to the USA and join the army if you feel like it.
You need to be a legal permanent resident first.
Grayson Thompson
Because I have very little in common with my nation of origin. Also because I share a lot of the values of the nation.
And why exactly is that?
I have no criminal record. I've committed no crimes. I share a great deal of American values. I know quite a fair bit of US history I speak English fluently. I'm talented when it comes to machinery and I'm an Agricultural Technician by trade. And I'm willing to do military service. I don't see why I wouldn't be able to move.
Parker Nelson
>And why exactly is that?
Do you not know how immigration works?
Wyatt Price
I'm pretty sure you're wrong on that.
Elijah Perry
Are you retarded?
Take five seconds to look at the requirements on any of the US military websites.
Jaxson Young
I never moved anywhere before, but I do know my sister(by Serbian standard) was able to move to Canada within 6 months... And from what I understand my uncle in the US moved there and became a citizen within 3 years...
Liam Green
We don’t have any values >t. American
Michael Hall
Unless you're being sponsored by an employer or a direct US relative then you're not moving.
Kayden Baker
You're too old and foreigners aren't allowed to join the US military.
I did... I takes all the papers I already have and a form 400 at the US embassy with a physical examination at a later date within 3 weeks of the form being filed with the embassy. The fact you thought I hadn't already done that is just weird... I was conflicted about which army to serve in because I know I meet the requirements for both, not because I just randomly wanted to be.
Connor Torres
No, you don't know. You don't fit the requirements. You're not a US resident.
>I don't care what the official US site says the requirements are
And that's why you're such a dumbass. Ignorance is your bliss, huh?
Lucas Flores
Non-citizens.
Not foreigners.
What aren't you fucking retards getting about this.
Levi Moore
Besides all of this now is a mute point. I'll be doing service here in Serbia.
Justin Gutierrez
>I don't care what a site says dude
>Requirements for Enlisting If You Are Not a U.S. Citizen
>You do not have to be a U.S. citizen to enlist in the military, but you may have fewer options. If you are not a U.S. citizen, you must:
>Have a permanent resident card, also known as a Green Card
dunno what to say, you're either a liar or just a moron
Austin James
I work with a lot of Serbian contractors. They get paid western money but have Serbian cost of living so they live pretty well. Check out elsys eastern Europe
Brandon Butler
And yet it's still far too easy.
Ethan Wilson
You forgot 1) Present yourself at the border 2) Claim you are persecuted and require asylum 3) Get dumped somewhere while you're waiting for your court date 4) Throw out all these documents 5) Move to a Sanctuary City 6) Never Leave Bonus: Have a child and follow the path at the top of the flowchart.
Nathan Richardson
Your parents are old and dying. They are not as important as your future.
To be fair I fucking hated my parents because they were useless junkies. My sister is some sort of masochist that took care of them and gave them money until they both od'd. Then she paid for a fancy funeral for them.
Tyler Reed
Friend, what do wish to do? Join army will not help achieve goal unless goal is of join the army. Care for blood then worry about move to USA after
