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Anyone here ever have a Jow Forums experience with the law or been arrested or imprisoned? Do you have any stories where you were endangered by criminals like being robbed or jumped by niggers in the hood? Share stories here and get comfy.

I'll start:
>be me
>inna prison (2008)
>hungry as shit, craving nachos
>dont serve nachos to inmates, decide fuck it ill make my own
>ration cheese, bacon, peppers, and meet
>boil in a plastic bag that was placed in the hot water tank
>squeeze suace over some doritos from canteen
>best nachos ever

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convicts are fucking animals

I got a ticket for rolling a stop sign once. Thug life.

>go to bar
>drive home
>crash car, DUI arrest
>"what kinda AR is that, officer?"
>talk guns and holsters the whole way to jail, reccomend ranges to each other
>food is horrid, COs are cool cuz I'm white
>out in 20 hours cuz I grew up with a nurse who works there
jail wasnt so bad desu

Hey man we do what we can

I saw a guy get his some of his insides ripped out by a lifer after getting stabbed repeatedly for trying to hit on his boyfriend

Shit was craycray, they called it diggin a well

Mexicans are chill until they’re not

you should sell these user, call them prison nachos

They should just part these dudes out, China style. Prison life is no way to let people live, better their existence saves other lives.

Don't prisoners separate into racial cliques?

Honestly lifers should just be exicuted. American prisons are a nightmare were we stick poor dumb whites who ride their lawnmowers while drunk next to cartel hitmen.

you all are getting glow niggered

Lmao wtf

>Anyone here ever have a Jow Forums experience with the law or been arrested or imprisoned? Do you have any stories where you were endangered by criminals like being robbed or jumped by niggers in the hood? Share stories here and get comfy.
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Yeah. But those cliques are basically general tribes rather than legitimate factions. Gangs operate at the sub-racial level, generally between each other. Sometimes they may cooperate with a gang of another race provided it’s purely business.

My cellmate told me a story about a guy getting assraped so many times that he plugged his own ass with tampons or some shit. Then later they thought he was hiding dope in his ass cuz of the string hanging out. He begged them not to but the screws pulled it out and he unleashed a torrent of shit and blood.

We both found the likelihood of it to be dubious but it’s circulated so much it probably did happen to someone.

>be me
>gun-runner
>big sale to saudis planned
>get hotel room and move products in
>pretty much all poorfag tier ar15s, memefire 100rd mags and ammo
>must be supplying niggers or methwhites lmao
>knock at door
>payday.mov
>they burst in and shoot me in the head
>outofbodyexperience.3ds
>theyve brought in an m240 bravo and cut glass out of the window
>lol mission impossible
>they take aim and start shooting at the ground below
>mfw i wasted my comps but (not so) innocent people at a country rock concert were spotted
they never even caught them lmao vagina hats off to them, guise

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>Share stories here and get comfy
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>Anyone here ever have a Jow Forums experience with the law or been arrested or imprisoned?
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Yep. I am still looking for pictures of all the spent brass on the floor of the hotel room.
There would be links if it was a belt fed.

Posted my prison story already.
Do your time and get out.
GA has a First Offender Pea.
Get all of your Rights restored after completion.
Just renewed my carry permit.
Been out since 2003.

youre my daddy

>Anyone here ever have a Jow Forums experience with the law or been arrested or imprisoned?
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>Share stories here and get comfy.
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>pissing on trees and eating from trash can is "doing what we can"

ok

what did you do?

this thread is glowing

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fuck off FBI, you're gonna have to try harder than that.

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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.