Alright Jow Forums, the murder/k/ube has pulled a cruel trick on you

Alright Jow Forums, the murder/k/ube has pulled a cruel trick on you.
Go to the link, whatever gun you get is the only gun you can own for the rest of your life (if you don't get a gun just go to the link again until you do). This gun will ignore all firearms related laws so you can take it anywhere and you'll have unlimited ammo for it.
Also, an all out civil war is brewing on the horizon as an extra little fuck you from the Jow Forumsube.
How fucked are you?
>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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Other urls found in this thread:

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Nock_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Triple_Action_Thunder
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Grenade_launcher
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Scotti_Naval_rifle
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Type_85_heavy_machine_gun
guns.fandom.com/wiki/AS_assault_rifle
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Hall_EM-3
guns.fandom.com/wiki/EOKA_pistol
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Beretta_Mod._31
guns.fandom.com/wiki/MRO_rocket_launcher
guns.fandom.com/wiki/OTs-14_Groza
guns.fandom.com/wiki/ITM_Model_5
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Armstrong_Breech_Loading_12_pounder_8_cwt
guns.fandom.com/wiki/PDShP
guns.fandom.com/wiki/FAC_70
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Rocket-propelled_grenade
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neat
praise the kube

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...So do I get a gun that changes wind or?

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>Kolibri Model 2
Fucking hell I'm boned. Couldn't kill a fucking squirrel with this thing.

Maybe I'll get lucky enough and die from blood lose from a blown up hand prior to the civil war starting.

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No, reroll.

>Arisaka
RIP me

Awwwww.
Alright, I'll take some russian trash.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Nock_gun

Tally-ho, lads. I'm fucked, but I'll take something with me.

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Well shit...
Gotta make that one shot count

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Hell, I'll take it. Could do worse then a Stechkin I suppose. I'd even be able to actually enjoy auto with it, nice.

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>LITERAL FUCKING CHAUCHAT
im fucked

>9A-91
Nice

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>Kriss Vector

neat. i think I'll be alright, as long as I'm not going into wide open fields

>Smith and Wesson Model 3
oh hell yeah

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>that .50 BMG pistol

RIP my wrists

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS???
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Triple_Action_Thunder

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Remote control double barrel fn machine gun
FN RCDU 7.62 x 51 NATO

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im okay with this

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i get a fucking Treeby chain gun

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/Grenade_launcher
Does this mean I get all of them or my choice?

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I'm fucked

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Fug

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Where do I find ammo for this?

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At least it's full giggle
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Scotti_Naval_rifle

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AVE NEX ALEA

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Type_85_heavy_machine_gun

>OTS-14 Groza
Neat

Woops, wrong Pic. If I have to pick, this one.

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Single shot

But its a fucking grenade.

Could be a lot worse.


Link isn't working but hk ag36.

Noice

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>type 85
Guess I'm holing up somewhere

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The Federal Engineering XC900 is a 9x19mm blowback operated submachine gun firing from a closed bolt. The weapon uses the fire control group from an M16. Various barrel lengths were avaliable that could make it a rifle, cqb carbine, sniper.

Fuck yeah

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So does this mean I get a gun chambered in .357 ruger or just a box of ammo?

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>red dot sight
RED DOT SIGHT?

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.375 is a bit different than .357

Wrong pic

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I guess I get every gun that matters.

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Whoops typo, I’m just used to typing .357

Scotti Naval Rifle. Fuck your biplanes and anchors aweigh.
In the name of the Kube, amen.
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Scotti_Naval_rifle

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AW FOR FUCKS SAKE

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The SREM-1 (Sniper Rifle, Experimental Model 1), also known as simply the Enfield Sniper Rifle is an early bullpup weapon. It is an experimental British bullpup sniper rifle from 1944, near the end of World War II. It is a manually-operated bullpup sniper rifle whose action cycled through a movable pistol grip.

>7.92×57mm Mauser
Yeah that should be easy to find!

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Parker-Hale GP-24. Some kind of Europe bolt action AR15 in .223.

All the negatives of both an AR and a bolt gun rolled into one.

>Villar Perosa
>2400RPM and I get unlimited ammo
>all out civil war, not proper military, so no worries about body armor
Yeah, I'm pretty happy with this.

heavy SMG bros!

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>Also, an all out civil war is brewing on the horizon as an extra little fuck you from the Jow Forumsube.
I'm sorry, I don't think this counts as the kube being ungrateful of my worship. That's more or a blessing.

But, I did get >>>guns.fandom.com/wiki/AS_assault_rifle which is nearly the ugliest 'AK' I've ever seen.

>How fucked are you?
very.
>the Hall EM-3...was to be chambered for a .303 Rimless cartridge that was never developed.
guns.fandom.com/wiki/Hall_EM-3

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...i think i'm turbo fucked.
guns.fandom.com/wiki/EOKA_pistol

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Beretta 57 Carbine in .30 cal...
Not bad, but not good enough.

>you'll have unlimited ammo for it.
The Jow Forumsube knows your weapon's needs.

Agram 2000
>The Agram 2000 is a Croatian insurrectionist submachine gun.
Nice.

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my body is ready

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I mean, maybe I could help a bit somewhere along the line?

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MCEM-1
Pretty shit lmao

>Furrer m25 mmg
Well I guess I got lucky if I got an interwar machine gun. Praise the Jow Forumsube

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Perform executions

>This pistol was home-made by a member of EOKA during the Cyprus Emergency in the 1950s.
>1950s
those poor greek bastards were desperate I guess

>an Italian rifle was intended to shoot down low flying planes
No wonder these guys lost the war

praise the Jow Forumsube!

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Same

Dude, same.

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Beretta_Mod._31
>TFW stuck with a janky Italian semi auto prototype

So let us fill a bumper and drink a health to those

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>hi standard model 1p
>the gun was never popular
>needed to use 12 gauge magnum to guarantee function and even that wouldn't function 100%

Sweet.

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>leather strap on the bipod instead of some cheesy spring-steel clips
Classy.

Internal flash light as well. If it worked, itd be a cqb dream.

I'm okay with this.

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>Revelli rifle

My fucked up karma.

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>First pull
guns.fandom.com/wiki/MRO_rocket_launcher
>Second
guns.fandom.com/wiki/OTs-14_Groza
Cheeki Breeki time

>guns.fandom.com/wiki/OTs-14_Groza

How fucked am i

Lol sniper in 9x19. Useless.

Looks like I'm set. Can't wait bring this thing innastarbucks

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praise the Jow Forumsube!

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Yeah. Eat ass nerds.

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Blyat. Praise be to the Jow Forumsube

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Praise the Jow Forumsube, for it is wise

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Pretty neat I guess

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>colt SAA
well yeehaw it is

Barret m-82.

My body is ready.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/ITM_Model_5
>30 carbine AK derivative
>with available 125 round drums
AVE NEX ALEA

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Hell yeah. Fuck you, your car, your house, your neighbor's house and their car too.

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I'll take it. I had to post a different picture, though, because someone else already rolled it.
Hello, Brother.

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I’m not gonna use it for that obviously

MG-60
not too shabby
P R A I S E
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THE Jow ForumsUBE

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>guns.fandom.com/wiki/Armstrong_Breech_Loading_12_pounder_8_cwt

Fugg :DD

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>ruger bisley
the Jow Forumsube is glorious. praise be, pardners

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>Pepperbox revolver
Can I reroll?

If the gun is reliable I'm okay with this.

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My brethren.

Can yall imagine when Barrett or the military can figure out how to manage recoil to the point that all troops have shoulder fired .50 cals as the primary US weapon system? My body is ready.

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/PDShP

I‘m ok with this.

Saluto Nex Alea!!

Really going to limit range locations though, but man, home invaders are so fucked.

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Crank up the synthwave, I got the SPAS 12.

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>Smerch
>AK 74 bullpup in full retard
I'm ok with this

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guns.fandom.com/wiki/FAC_70
That is a solid 8 out of 10

>not glorious 20mm

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Goddamn it my gun wasn't even actually made

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>Colt New Service
I am fugged

>XL64
>Infinite ammo so i don't have to worry about it's unobtainium cartridge
AVE NEX ALEA

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>also got SAA
Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves. This town ain't big enough for three of us

ALL HAIL THE Jow ForumsUBE

guns.fandom.com/wiki/Rocket-propelled_grenade

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>SxS
I cannot complain

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