OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

I don't know. This would be perfect for home defense.

I get it that this is an April Fool's joke. But it's just making me pissed off that I can't buy an affordable minigun for home defense.

False. More than one round per trigger is illegal on double barrels, too. You could get around this by having six mini triggers side by side that fire a six-round rotation of the barrels when pulled.

>do the worm with your finger to fire
heh

electronic trigger. one with a crank would be semi

>one shot per barrel.

the definition of semi-auto is "one shot per trigger pull", not "one shot per barrel"

If it was "one shot per barrel" you'd have to throw your barrel away and install a new one every time you pull the trigger.

Firing two rounds from two barrels at the same time can be considered "one shot".
Minigun's design can't really use that, though.

>electronic trigger. one with a crank would be semi
That means that if someone built a brand new new minigun with handcrank insteaad of electric engine it would be legal? (i am assuming that simply replacing engine with handcrank on existing minigun would not work because the law about evil machinegun ghost possesing receivers)

sounds like pic related

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>Have rifles with 30 round mags standard.
>Polfags get pissy and restrict or ban them.
>Create belt fed semi autos
>Might be a single shot, might be a hundred rounds, who knows?
>Have the ability now to carry as much or as little ammo as you want by popping of a link.
>???
>Profit!
>Polfag heads explode.

It's an excellent way around a ban.

Can't be affected by magazine bans if it doesn't have a magazine.

It’s electronic so it should be programmable.

Im pretty sure that falls under volleygun rules, so long as its separate barrels and each one only fires one round

>Polfag

Yes, you can make and buy new production handcranked gattling guns.

What? That doesn't make any sense why would a polfag be antigun?

>pol wants to ban guns...
Being this much of a discord tranny should be a gassable offense.

Volley fire, idiot.

> TYRESE

time to break out the crank and go 1901 on these fuckers while i start yelling 55 days repeatedly

>bringing up ">shall" when it's been made illegal to own a full auto for most americans

Miniguns have 6 bolts, one per barrel...

>authoritarians who only believe in concepts such as gun ownership for virtue signalling reasons
>would give up guns in a heartbeat for their natsoc ethnostate utopia
>more realistically would try to pass gun control to prevent niggers/spics from having them only for it to backfire like with Reagan
Yes, polfags.

We need a company that makes semi miniguns, SVDs, C96s, and good American AKs.

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>the dogs, now

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cringe, and downvoted✔️

don't mind me🍪

Lemme know when that EmptyShell xm214 is out in hand crank version

youtu.be/WmSYePNs_IM

based and upvoted.

>promoting muh accelerationism and wanting gun owner's lives to be a miserable as possible
Jow Forums faggots can go get bent

Nigger Jew bitch detected.

I imagine this would work on an RPD or other belt fed semi auto mgs? If the gun was mounted on a pindle mount on a vehicle the crank wouldn't be that awkward either.

FUCK OFF KIKE REDDITNEGRO

Volley fire is legal

I can't mail order a machine gun, my life is already misery because of merchants, leftists, and their brown pets.

>volley fire
>binary trigger
DO IT

What if you attached an electric drill to that?

>I hate pol so much I decide to bring them up for literally no reason and proceed to make massive generalizations and project the views of one individual on others, but if the media projects the same views of one individual onto gun owners as a whole, that's suddenly unexceptionable, but it's okay if I do it because MUH INTERNET BOOGIEMEN

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Does he fuck those?

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Wouldn't you?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I'm pretty sure that the ATF would sense a disturbance in the force and be compelled to shoot you and your dog.

I don't like how people who go on Jow Forums, which hosts the Politically Incorrect board, constantly whine about a sister board as if they don't know there's going to be crossboarders.

But of course we all know they're just Redditors and Discord retards.

Could you make it so that it's a 2-stage trigger and the trigger pull is like less than an ounce and you have to pull the trigger like a millimeter? That would make it so the jiggle of the gun would let you bump fire the gun very quickly, no? And since you're the one doing the bump firing and not a stock it wouldn't be illegal?
Someone tell me why I'm retarded and wrong, this seems too easy for it to work.

No, they're hideous and uncanny. Probably hard and cold too.

How Easy would it be to convert this back to its natural state?

>hard and cold
just how i like em

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

make it run off a really nice gatcrank and it essentially would be just a modernized gatling that takes 7.62 nato and feeds well. someone fund this.

Except its not illegal for most americans
>just prohibitavely expensive REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whats worse than "you can't have it"?
"You can have it if you suck daddy's cock"

I hate this fucking timeline

>hear a sound downstairs
>mount my minigun setup half way downstairs complete with sandbags ammo and rations
>power it on
>vrrrrrrrr.wav
>press the trigger
>bullets flying everywhere
>2hu irl
>after few seconds cease fire
>see 2 niggers cut in half
>front door, windows and wall have bullet holes ever 0.2"
>scream at the top of my lungs
>"SHALL NOT!"
>cum

When is the release of the semi-auto GAU-8?

ok, Brownells is taking this practical joke too far...WTF I used my bank card and it processed! Even if they cancel the gun, I ain't got 4k in my account!

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> hard and cold

Implying most women aren't.

...

so is my retarded ESL brain deiciving me or did you just get in debt for a meme gun?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

you forgot the "massive" in front of the word debt.

I think they gonna cancel order after a day...Cause I don't even got 4000 in my bank aaccount,

You gotta give them a nice hot bath first...
Or so I've been told.

Does that have a limit? Can I make a six barrel gun that fires six rounds with one trigger pull? Asking purely academically of course. I want a modernized pepperbox and I want it yesterday.

How did you manage to order that? The website only says it's not available for backorder.
(and on the desktop site the price is erroneously set at $25,000 btw).

Great, those dolls are banned in the US. Smooth move ex-lax

retard who places his toys above values and race

misinformation spreading divide and conquer discord tranny shill

HOLY FUCKING MECHANICAL WAR BONER VIAGRA!!!! SOMEONE MAKE THIS CRANKFIRE!!!!!!!

>Hughes
>Reagan
>LaPiere
>merchants
>brown pets

In the eyes of the ATF do you need a permit for crankfire? honestly never wondered till I say this post.

No, manually turning a crank is, firing multiple rounds manually by a single function of the trigger...for now. Technically slidefire stocks do the same thing, but there's less conscious effort behind it compared to turning a crank where you have to push forward and pull back your hand with each turn.

Don't attach a motor to a crank, then the switch becomes the trigger and the assembly becomes a machine gun.

yeah the one major thing that separates a crank gun from a modern minigun, a motor... Makes sense I know I have seen them with reinactors but I have seen cannons too so I didn't really ask.

I want one, but don't have 125k to spend on a gun. Very sad!🦖

Never gonna happen, April fools.🙁

>Being poorfaggot🦖

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No, it's misinformation.
You're limited to one round per trigger pull, but you can have multiple triggers and pull them at the same time. This is why double barrel shotguns have two triggers, or one trigger that alternates firing pins.

>idealist little boy who thinks muh race/values is a substitute for hard power

>DINO
hnng

To give the Covenant back their bomb.

Honestly sad this is a prank. Now pic related can never be a reality

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Imagine being so fucking stupid you think Jow Forums is anti gun, your mind has been used as a fleshlight by people who want you dead.

The nazis legalized honor duels and all long arms for civilian ownership, including machine guns.

youtu.be/JEyNNCn9Z5M

Your a moral coward for not openly looking at their positions.

This, they all suddenly appeared last year too.

>pol
>Antigun
Maybe some of the Euro and commie shitposters but the majority is easily very pro gun. Have you ever even visited that board?

They're by and large a bunch of nazis that only want fellow nazis armed. Jow Forums is unabated cancer and deserves the gas.

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>be me
>bought a mini gun cause lol single engineer money
>fug it is semi auto
>get idea
>using audio censor to listen for notes at certain pitches would fire the gun
>it works
>hire pianist
>'play the flight of the bumblebee'
>gun fires to a lovely rhythm of destruction
thanks k

>Implying one guy with one gun has more power than litterally 30 millions
Individualism fucking sucks. Still not a socialist, or even close, but in the terms of winning conflicts numbers matter more than guns if the difference is this drastical.

Who is so poor they don't?

>you shoot two people in defense with your AR15 that has a 100 round belt on. It takes more than 10 rounds.
>you dissasemble the links and even clean up the shells.
>police get there and find the amount if shells to bullet holes fishy.
>get arrested for possible evidence tampering and possibly using illegal high capacity magazines.
>court has your belt fed AR on display.
>"Your honor this gun is capable or holding more than 10 rounds in its CLIP."
>"Can you prove this?"
>they fumble to link the loops together.
>"see 11, they can put as many bullets into this clip as they want!"
>Your honor that's not a magazine... Its a belt its different these says...
>Found guilty of using an illegal magazine against state law.
>The verdict influences the self defense case.
>"Those two future Nobel prize winners were shot down by this madman with his belt fed machine gun."

>at least it's not the Jews

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You retard he’s trying to make you lazy fuckers act instead of just handing in your various gun pieces when there’s a ban

At least they are fucking open it about it user