GO AHEAD Jow Forums PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
DO IT NOW, HE'S A THIEF, HE WAS STEALING YOUR GARBAGE, TAKE THE GODDAMN SHOT Jow Forums
GO AHEAD Jow Forums PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
Brody Nelson
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Easton Collins
i'd never shoot a racoon just for stealing my garbage, i know what it feels like to have to steal garbage. and have garbage stolen. horrible memories. poor racoon
Levi Perry
Done
Adam Parker
NO...I LOVE HIM
Wyatt Miller
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?!
Adrian Nelson
Good job son, you're a man now
Dylan Gray
TOO SLOW, JACK. NOW GIVE ME YOUR PEANUT BUTTER.
Juan Rodriguez
William Thomas
AAAAAAAAA FUCK
Joshua Peterson
This is your fate PUSSY
Henry Moore
Dominic Richardson
don't forget to put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Brody Anderson
Fur bandits are our friends
Isaac Allen
Only a furfag board like Jow Forums would have a reluctance to kill a racoon, out of all things.
Jose Russell
>killing nature's most operator creature.
you guys are fucking worthless.
Thomas Barnes
THOSE OF YOU WHO COULD NOT FIND IT IN THEMSELVES TO BE KILLERS ARE NOW TO BLAME FOR THIS DEAD KITTEN
Leo Bell
I'd shoot my own kid if he touched my garbage
John Parker
Thanks for not shooting me, suckers
Jordan James
you guys are going to kill a raccoon because you're too braindead to bungee cord the the trash lids down?
am i reading this right? user? are you that retarded?
seriously?
Parker Fisher
>Are you going to shoot an Intruder because you forgot to deadbolt your door
Absolutely
Samuel Price
FUCK NIGCOONS
I was but a little boy when a NIGGER was hiding in the catfood bag and jumped out at me
Jordan Hernandez
>implying it wasnt on purpose to give me a pretext to waste some fucking coons
Cameron Robinson
What about ground squirrels, can I play?
Connor Moore
I *like* raccoons. The only way I'd ever shoot one is if he was trying to get into the chicken pen.
Adam Taylor
I like how you use your own irresponsibility and negligence as your own defense into killing wildlife, it really shows your autism.
Hudson Brooks
My noguns friend was having a hard time with raccoons and ended up trapping one and wanted to kill it "humanely" and tried to give it carbon monoxide poisoning by putting the cage in a garbage can with a hose feeding into it from his tailpipe. somehow he fucked that up and made it retarded and ended up drowning it in his pool while it was still in the trap.
Thomas Gutierrez
Raccoons are our wives.
Lincoln Kelly
Did he make himself retarded, or did he make the raccoon retarded? It kind of sounds like a little bit of both.
Nathaniel Torres
>irresponsibility and negligence
>you we're raped? What were you wearing?
Fuck off victim blamer. Pest is a pest
Dylan Brooks
be nice to people and they're nice to you. same goes for racoons. best friend or worst enemy, it's your decision. don't underestimate the trashpanda
Mason Price
no, my friend definitely started off retarded
James Phillips
I'm a 5'6" nigger and I'm 99% sure I'm the smallest full-grown nig there is. Either you were attacked by a playful juvenile niglet who meant you no harm, or it was one of those Irish leprechaun faggots in blackface.
Hunter Gray
Zwarte piet?
Joshua Bennett
>oops I left out a landmine
>why did you step on my landmine that was out?
>God you shoulda been paying attention
Robert Anderson
If the landmine was on my property then yes your metaphor applies.
Sebastian Young
>garbage
>>stealing
If you didn't want someone to take it, why'd you throw it away?
Ryder Adams
Why waste a bullet when I can simply release my troop of chimpanzees?
Jackson Phillips
Fuck raccoons. They killed my egg laying hens and steal my corn. They all die on sight.
Nathan Evans
Whew, lad. I am not fond of animal abuse, even if the faggots heart was in the right place. If you're gonna kill a critter, be a man and ensure the job gets done quickly and painlessly.
Anything else is nigger tier behavior.
Isaac Peterson
nice feet
Bentley Bell
Did you steal that from Punisher?
Sounds a lot like the scene where he tortured Daredevil.
Jason Richardson
Legally speaking garbage is no longer your property. Neither is the curb you likely park It on
Julian Nguyen
Fucking this.
Stealing garbage? Who the fuck cares, just find a way to secure it so they can't get in.
But if you have poultry, coons are the enemy.
Evan Garcia
Unless its in my garbage bin....on my property before i bring it to the kerb or curb
Dylan Carter
Do you guys not secure your trash?
Samuel Wilson
>your garbage bin
Rented from the city
>on my property before
Correct only during this time. In which case, if it's so important to you to protect public property you should invest in a garbage bin lock
Jacob Martinez
too annoying. i don't want to have to open a lock every time.
Jonathan Reed
HE SAID YOUR MOUTH.
Brandon Young
Birdshot or buckshot?
Adrian Fisher
>Rented from the city
Commercial
Jackson Perry
who’s gonna take the ban to post the guy throat fucking the raccoon with no teeth?
Justin Watson
doubt it
Jordan Robinson
Still not yours then? You're being contrarian for fun
Legally none of it is yours aside from being on your land. I agree with shooting pests but even if you're in the hills of no where you likely still rent a garbage can/bin from someone and put it on a curb once or twice a week. It's no longer your property the moment it's in a bin outside your home, even if it's on your land. You can kill the trespassers but dont pretend its violative of your trash rights you mong
Levi Jones
>You're being contrarian for fun
First day here?
James Stewart
TAKE THE SHOT. TAKE THE SHOT
Juan Richardson
That doesn't sound very nice
Bentley Nguyen
No, fuck humans.
Levi Gonzalez
No I do it too sometimes but it's usually exploratory. Finding a devils advocate to intentionally look for argumentative flaws so I can learn something new. This is just hurr lemme shoot a trash thief. Kill the homeless/pest animal cause it's fun not because you think you have a constitutional right to protect your fucking garbage
Justin Garcia
You people are litterally sick.
Sick i tell ya
Isaac Foster
seems somewhat like overkill but i guess it does the job
Justin Ward
I use to have a trash panda as a kid he would always steal from my change jar and hide it under my bed,
Jonathan Bennett
This thread is full of raccoon loving furfags.
Cooper Brooks
Post the webm of the polar-bear murdering the chilling seal, post it for this user now
Jack Adams
ITS A GO, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE
Logan Clark
based phone poster
Evan James
Kero and the zoo crew?
Bentley Rogers
Raccoons are the niggers Gaggot
Matthew Reyes
TARGET IS A GO
Aaron Wilson
>land mind and burglars are the same as natural wildlife, where you are supposed to know better.
I bet you blame jews for your 3" dick.
Parker Gutierrez
Whatre you trying to do? I would ice all of these animals.
Noah Lewis
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET AWAY TAKE THEM OUT
Anthony Robinson
>Whatre you trying to do? I would ice all of these animals.
Strange, no hunter would. I guess you are just trying to hard edgelord
Kayden Campbell
My score is higher than yours, therefore I'm right when I say you're a nigger.
Raccoons are bro tier.
Ryder Russell
Shhhhhh. Don't tell anyone.
Sheeit, he got a fine booty.
Parker Russell
That dog think he slick
Connor Barnes
>no hunter would.
Because of laws. Ive killed an adult brown bear. I'd kill those cubs too. Especially if i just killed their mother, saves them from getting eaten by adult males.
Jaxson Torres
that coon has a fine piece of ass i tell ya hwat
Daniel Sanchez
>5'6" nigger
>sure I'm the smallest full-grown nig there is
Pygmies beg to differ. Still this will bring a tear to your eye as a reminder of how some Irish guy captured your mini-nigger ancestors
Andrew Turner
>Because of laws.
That exist to reflect good hunting practise. Why are you trying to tell the world you're a faggot anyway?
Oliver Brown
you'd better be ready for the counterattack too
Jayden Kelly
Willey peat is here to save the day
Cooper Lewis
Robert Flores
You underestimate the racoon's problem solving abilities.
Alexander Green
I blasted at least 5 of the fuckers who decided to sniff the end of my shotgun barrel.
3 in one go, 2 in the second. Raccoons are so curious they'll sniff the same thing that killed their buddy right next to them.
Camden Mitchell
>some Irish guy captured your mini-nigger ancestors
I'm east African, not central African. Ethiopian to be precise. No pygmy blood in these veins. We wuz Prester John n sheeit.
Anthony Long
god i wish that lolipop was me.
Josiah Allen
>reflect good hunting practise
If the goal is conservation. Back in the old days they had bounties on cub pelts.
Im the faggot for not melting to a cute face and doing what needest be done?
Reevaluate. Cute things need to be killed sometimes.
Wyatt Perry
Bigger if you live in an area with common wildlife such as fucking raccoons yes you should be an adult and know better. Im not contesting your right to kill something on your land I'm contesting killing things because you're too stupid to be responsible
Austin Miller
Jack Perez
>the goal is conservation
Isaac Cruz
It's fun AND necessary!
Matthew Gonzalez
Live the raccoons alone anons!
Ayden Butler
My brother has been trapping and shooting those little fucks because they've been getting into his horse feed.
Brayden Perry
Why is his chest on fire?
Nathaniel Mitchell
Heads he lives
Tails he dies.
your shot, user
Cameron Cooper
Coin Flip: Tails
Easton Fisher
>snowniggers suggesting we kill a charming little ruffian
Disgusting
Logan Sullivan
Don't punish the coon user, punish me
Aaron Kelly
to be fair, their fur is luxurious🌈
Zachary Walker
STOP KILLING OUR COON BROS🏀