Jow Forums bunker

>ITT : we imagine the perfect bun/k/er

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Those people are going to have to be VERY short.

Perfect for the Manlet gook sex slaves

It's got a garden and access to a local lake.

Traps

>tfw no sex slave bunker

Agreed. Perimeter defense is important

A second gun rack that only holds dragon dildos

Silicone boobs on every piece of wall.

non-flourescent lighting. that shit just sucks the energy right out of the room.

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Just as long as I have enough ammo to stop the commies! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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>Not having a backyard sex party bunker.
Why bother surviving?

90% of Jow Forums are manlets, 60% of them dont even have a gun

And 96% of all stats are made up

I tell you what, Brother, I got a stack of 1911 mags and a closet full of beans. Let the zombie chinks come!

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Either stand with me, or stand behind me, but god help you if you stand in my way.

Wish I could join you guys, but I lost my guns in a boating accident! Ha ha ha!

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Why the fuck does arfcom posting kill me so much?

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I don't understand, its funny? Are you some kind of millenial snowflake ???

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Probably one of the libtards getting upset about this place not being "european" enough for him.

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Anything that doesn't die in seven rounds of 45 deserves to kill you.

"GUYS i think i shot the air purifier!"

Yeah I don't understand it!! My neighbors Adbullah and Tyrone are just as American as me, more so than that special snowflake!!! Oh well, he's paying for my Social Security, so he can suck on it !! !!

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WHO JIZZED IN THE FUCKING WATER FILTER AGAIN?

5'8" is the ideal operator height prove me wrong

Yep, gotta have some qt traps whose butt you can breed on the daily to keep yourself occupied. Also, you need love in a time when you need to use your bunker, trap wife is perfect for that.

I also stand with Israel! Neat!

#MakeARFCOMPostingGreatAgain

Literally just a big fucking hole with a big support in the middle that holds all of the supplies.

MIGA!

>wife
Traps are males and gay

imagine this with the heat turned up so it's hot in the room, tanning lights and a fully stocked bar with cold liquor and beer, and a some babes to enjoy it with. i would get all those bitches pregnant and never come up to the surface. we could eat the babies.

i mean just imagine all of the silly giggly games of grab ass around the pool

lol back during the cold war even a person that was middle class could afford a bunker. This is just crazy rich people dreams that are going to lose all their investments hoping they don't die a few days sooner. Bunkers are fucking idiotic.

what is that pic from?

Hearty kek.

This image is familiar, what is it from?

You're wrong. You're just looking at it the wrong way. If the bunker is under your house, then it's just an extension of your house. Congrats you have a rec room that could also save your family one day. Until then, it's a rec room.

If it's located further away on another property, like let's say 100 acres of woods, then congrats, you have a vacation property with a cabin that happens to be underground and could also save your family one day.

Bunkers are dual purpose and useful for a lot of things. It's just a living space dude, like anything else. It's like having an extra apartment at your fingertips. Hell you could rent it out if it's not on your property, and if you need it just shoot the fuckers living in it.

Throw another bawbie barbie

bewbie Barbie??