Give me 1 good reason to not blow my brains out wiht my m&p shield 9mm

give me 1 good reason to not blow my brains out wiht my m&p shield 9mm

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Adds to gun violence statistics

Nope

You won't get to shoot your M&P Shield again. Trust me, I've played DarkRP, losing your shit is worth more than your life.

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Cant you just use an exit bag or something.

w.... t.... f

> life changes and you experience it
> death don't change and you don't experience it
> god loves you and might ask questions about what happened to the nice body he gave you
at least 2 of these things are true

>Niggers
Naw I'm not into ape porn thanks

you won't get to die in a pile of brass fighting for your freedom in Civil War 2.0

>> life changes and you experience it
no it doesn't, it's the same cyclical bullshit over and over again
>> death don't change and you don't experience it
that is ideal at this point
>> god loves you and might ask questions about what happened to the nice body he gave you
children's stories do nothing for me

Liberals will use your firearm related death and purposefully misrepresent it in statistics to push gun control.

The best thing you can do to fuck over leftists is to stay alive and continue loving firearms.

not enough to keep me going chief

>Liberals will use your firearm related death and purposefully misrepresent it in statistics to push gun control
No one that's made up their mind to end their life gives two fucking shits about this. No one. Stop thinking you can apply leftist shaming tactics to gun rights, it makes you fags look totally retarded.

>guy tries to help
>immediately start fedorafagging
Lel fucking do it you ungrateful faggot

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Might get better tomorrow.
Always a chance.

There was a guy who ATTEMPTED to committed suicide with a 9mm a block away from me. He didn't die immediately. Let that sink in.

Why kill yourself when you could kill a politician or journalist that deserves it instead?

You can't even spell properly, how are you going to kill yourself, fag.
Now you have no choice but to be a productive, happy member of society, dumbass.

Mike Enoch? No, the paypigs must have their racisms!

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>You can't even spell properly
fukc you u gay jhew
did he die tho?
>mike enoch
fuck that kike
sorry its just that religious shit doesnt help me

Why bother? You realize that you're just being a cry-baby bitch, right?

You're missing the required equipment if you want to blow your brains out.

Eventually, but it wasn't a pretty picture for the first responders or a good way to go out for him, he suffered.

go kill some politicians instead

Life unironically gets better OP. Have a beer, watch something and relax. Take tomorrow off and go find a hobby or do something you love. Healthy relationships with your family and maybe a romantic partner help too.

I cant think of one. Gonna do the same desu senpai

nah, im almost 30, ive been waiting for "life to get better" now for too long. it doesn't get better. its the same problems repeated over and over again.

It’s an m&p shield so the cops that respond will laugh at your poor fag gun. Have ass it will make you feel better

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Hey man shits happens it's ok you be fine but if you made up your mind take those Infinity end game faggots with you.

I can smell the hepatitis through my screen

Shoot more faggot, that's all life is good for

Because you'll need more than one shot

>quit being a fucking bitch pussy
>man up
>sort your life out m8

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No but seriously don't do it

Go get vengeance

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Just fucking leave and be a hitchhiking bum. Never boring, lots of sunshine and exercise, meet different people, gain some perspective, and maybe land somewhere you like better. You don't apparently have anything to live for anyway. Maybe you get murdered, whatever, same result. If you still feel the same, just find a nice bridge and have a much more certain method. Fuck, jump off the Grand canyon.

what a bunch of mush mouth hippy bullshit

Roleplay bait. Post area code so we can watch for the news.

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They interviewed a bunch of people that survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. The only thing that all of them had in common was thinking about how bad they fucked up on the way down, no matter how "bad" things were for them it wasn't worth this. Good luck, user.

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Life can get better, if you give yourself the opportunity. By that I mean giving yourself the time for life to improve. Time isn't the only factor, you are the largest.

Life getting better is mostly achieved by personal effort, not simply wishing things will change. You put in the work, you just might find a reason to live.

Best of luck OP, sincerely. Please don't kill yourself.

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I always liked the quote "don't pray for things to be easier, pray for more strength". I think it to myself sometimes when things are difficult. Apparently it's from something about Atlas begging Zues to not put the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Also if this post is trips you have to surround your room in gay / tranny porn and hang yourself in the closet making it look like an auto-erotic asphyxiation deal gone wrong instead of shooting yourself..

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just do it

>waiting for life to get better
get off your ass and start taking steps to make it better you lardass fuck

rerolling

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Sure sounds better than choking to death on your own blood in your mom's basement with a plastic gun. If you want to die anyway, might as well give ending your life without ending yourself a try.

Rolling

You probably don't believe in this and I kind of don't either. But it's the only reason why I haven't blown my own brains out. It's only one reason too. The thought that I might simply come back after dying. Hear me out though. Wouldn't that be the worst thing ever? Blowing your brains out then having to slowly repeat this shit from the beginning in a world which you correctly noted to be cyclical bullshit? Neither of us will ever be able to prove what happens after we die but I think it's worth it to spend a little more time to find out whether death on earth really means the end. If you're too lazy, want to re-roll (for yet another lifetime on this shitty planet, remember), or if you genuinely favor a rationalist materialist perspective, then by all means you're green to blow your brains out. We both know being here wasn't our choice so it might feel good to have your final decision be one that actually mattered for you. I prefer the void over life too but I'm way more paranoid than you. If I decide to an hero, it'll be the day when I could do no more to assure myself that after death, I'll never have to be a part of life on earth ever again.

tl;dr there's no real reason why you shouldn't blow your brains out whit your m&p shield 9mm but it doesn't have to be today

because it would contribute to """gun""" violence statistics and the libs would use your life as a number to ban guns

Stop fucking re-rolling I didn't want him to actually do it.

this, always this

no. rolling this.

your running away from you problems
not solving them

Tomorrow might be better.

>off by 4
gotta roll fast

Wait? What the fuck are you waiting for? Communism to kick in so you can look forward to a bread line and that piece of shit car you're on a list to get in 6 years. Motherfucking make something happen, faggot. Pick a direction and go.
Or at least go out like a legend. Dive face first in a bear enclosure, rig your car to burn in the center of the nearest interstate highway with you in it. Be a Killdozer homage. Do something Jow Forums can meme about for years. We don't need anymore faggots whose notable ability was suck starting a striker-fired. Impress us.

Because every man has the ability to at least attempt to do something about his problems. So either make an actual effort to fix your issues or go do something that your mortality has always kept you from doing i.e extreme sports, go to africa, reenact smokey and the bandit etc
get that adrenaline going my man
youtube.com/watch?v=z_Y3mnj-8lA

well then fuck you
do a flip

i like the new trends on k.

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It’s only 9mm

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kekd and chekd

We need you to fight against gun laws not be a statistic supporting them. Seriously user get off the computer, take a break from gaming and porn and go outside. Pair that with fixing your sleep schedule and working out and your depression will be gone in a month. I know it sounds rough but I promise you it'll help. We fuck our brains with this stuff but there is still hope for happiness.

>Almost 30

Womp womp nigger. I’m almost 40, I struggle every day, and I’m still here. If your life sucks, stop making excuses and improve it how you see fit.

You should look into the essay about sisyphus being happy.

Also re-rolling.

Rolling

1 you're just another statistic working against us.
But at the same time, you own an M&P Shield which is kinda embarrassing.
Like at least sell a bunch of shit and off yourself with a cool gun, it's not like you'll need any of that other shit if you're dead

There really isn't one. Life is a universally terrible experience no matter what you do, and I say this as a white American male born into money with a good job, new car, and beautiful wife and children. But here's the thing...there isn't much else to do. You could off yourself and we'd all still be here doing the same things, just without you around. You might end up somewhere better, somewhere worse, or nowhere at all and just stop existing. But the number one thing you won't do is make a difference either way, so why bother? The only thing you have to look forward to are those painfully brief moments of satisfaction in between the endless grind of suffering and toil. The best you can ever do is try to acquire as many of those as you can.

My advice? Try drugs first. At least then you'll die naturally without affecting gun statistics. Plus cocaine is actually fairly enjoyable for the first month or so.

Is that supposed to be mike enoch