>be me
>like 20 mins ago
>lurking on Jow Forums and see some anime grill
>don’t even watch anime but fucker next to me in class does
>iS tHaT Jow Forums?!?!?
>tell the little fucker yes to get him to shut up
>he starts talking to me about his favorite animes and I just have to yes him to death
>know that if I tell him I was on Jow Forums and not /a/ he’ll think I’m a domestic terrorist
>class doesn’t end for another 2 hours and now I’m stuck next to this fat autist weeb
Help
Start talking in long winded rants about firearm development, explain in exhausting detail mundane facts and mechanics on fire arms. Go full Ian and gush on about French firearms and tactics, never let him finish a sentence.
Failing that show him this and ask what Chinese cartoon this is from
I feel for you. Whenever I tell someone I browse Jow Forums, they always get the impression that it's some dark web cesspool or other fantasy from reddit.
God I hate reddit.
You have to be 18 to post here
I can't tell exactly what's going on in this image and I don't want to look at it long enough to find out
I’m 20, this is a college class which is why I’m scared because I have to stay a lot longer with him than I should
Some guy is getting tfed by a lycanroc.
It's pretty wholesome
OP Here
UPDATE:
He is now subtly hinting at hentai. I’m gonna ask him about dragon ball or some shit to distract him
I gave you good advice just show him your power level
Mention that you liked "cowboy beebob"
Why would you ever tell anyone you come here? What good could possibly come of that?
Call him a degenerate and tell him to stop wasting his vril. Tell him hentai is why he is fat and single. Tell him every time you fap to porn a Jew rubs his hands in glee.
Alright now he’s talking about some anime with big titty goth bitches in panzers or some shit l. I think I can spin this convo into what you suggested
Kill him then yourself faggot
OP Here
Update:
I told this fag that I’m texting my mom but in reality I’m giving you Jow Forumsommandos updates. I span the big titty goth bitches into German tank developmentment, and then the STG-44, and now we’re talking about “assault rifles” (AK’s, AR’s, the normie definition of assault rifles) and he’s getting visibly uncomfortable. I think he hates guns and I can use this to my advantage
OP post timestamp, I don't believe any of this.
Ignore op, who as always is being a faggot, he's just a larping boomer with a hateboner for animu
Honestly this... Or just tell him that you don't watch that stuff. He most likely will stop talking to you because of shame.
>browsing Jow Forums in class
Not going to make it. You deserve the lowest common denominator.
Talk about Girls Frontline.
Requesting update
I'd much rather people think I'm scary than think I'm some anime obsessed loser like whoever you talked to is.