Jesus Christ which one of you fucks did this?

>Wanking spanner - Your prominent hand. E.g., "Stick your wanking spanner in the air if you ....". (Also known as (c__t scratcher").
wew

>Fitted for, not with - Defence equipment can be expensive. In the interest of good economy therefore the Australian Government has developed the practice of purchasing defense equipment that has provision for certain facilities or features, but is not fitted with the afore said facilities or features. For example Guided Missile Frigates, without Guided Missiles. The idea being that should we even need them, we'll have plenty of time to procure them. And plenty of time will be needed, given the prodigiously spectacular lack of anything resembling movement at Russel Offices. The problem with this idea is of course that the enemy has on occasion been known to attack without letting their targets know (reference Blitzkrieg, Pearl Harbour, etc). This is referred to as a "surprise attack", because it is a surprise. The other problem is that we tend to buy equipment from the US, France, the UK, Sweden and other countries in the other hemisphere on the other side of the world. The ships and planes we'd need to import this equipment might not survive the voyage/flight, as they'd need to be escorted by frigates/fighters etc - most of which are fitted for, but not with key systems. To be fair defense has gotten better over the years and this practise is less common that traditionally was the case, but still occurs to some extent.
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Grey-Man - A term used to describe a soldier within his unit who is barely noticed by either his peers or his superiors. This is either the result of him having no personality recognizable by human perception or because he is extremely skilled in the art of being ignored for a work party. Can be used either in a derogatory fashion (Oi cunt, have you been there the whole fucking time? You're such a fucking grey-man!), a respectful fashion (Oi cunt, have you been there the whole fucking time? You're such a fucking grey-man!), or a combination of both (Oi cunt, have you been there the whole fucking time? You're such a fucking grey-man!). Very useful skill when not out in the field.

>black plastic fantastic
My sides

>Battle tranny
>Fagpants
>Glocksuckers
>Knob Tickler
>Queer Trader
>Wanking chariot

Ebin

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Military slang is always top bantz. In FDF we used to call large claymore-style AP mines "Somali TVs" due to their rectangular shape

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>DILLIGAF
I'll need to use this sometime

There's a whole song about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=7a6EOyaMdqY

My sides

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Good post

Why was my post deleted? Because I reported such nonsense and vulgarity to the wiki admin team? It's stupid, it's dumb and it's immature.

Could I contact a moderator on here to find out why my post was removed?

no carol you can't speak to the manager

Any large group is good for slang
From the Canadian one
>belt fed cock—any punishment or hardship high in intensity, and long in duration.

mods and jannies started doing their best to make this place a no fun zone after the split into 4channel. I got a 24 ban on /ck/ for making a muslim joke in a coffee thread , my ban was for "off topic discussion"

I see the Antipodes have yet to figure out the left-hand trick

Aussie slang is the best
>Fagpants - Refers to a company commander from the early 80s who dressed in lovely technicolour pants - peach, crimson, lime civie daks at all functions. Now refers to metros.

That sounds lovely kek, does anyone have a pic of this uniform ?

Can confirm that quite a few of these are legit

>Brew - Coffee or tea. Usually made in Standard NATO - Milk and 2 sugars
Yep.

>R.H.I.P - Stands for "Rank Has Its Privileges", sometimes quoted as "Rank Hath Its Privileges".
Note - this also can mean "Right hand in progress" - used when someone superior is acting like a wanker.
(Old school AUST army here)