He buys used guns

>he buys used guns

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>pic
What is washing?

It's better than watching the poor old guy die and his wingmaster getting turned over to be torched.

>Washing a computer

Let me guess, you don't like milsurp either

This was an awful analogy. Sad!
>Thinking there is any gun thats new
>the factory always tests fires them
Cucked and cringepilled

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Do you not purify your machine with the proper psalms and incense?

>Wanting used goods

But over time the ex-gfs cells would be replaced, so is the ex-gf he's offering you really the original skeeted-on gf?

user, you don't wash your keyboard and screen every so often?

>he doesn't know about microchimerism

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Is your stance you should fuck a baby, or am I misreading this?

No, the ex bf's DNA will stick in the used female's body and will pass to whatever she breeds, no matter the father.

You're not misreading it. That user doesn't know microchimerism is mainly caused by being pregnant not getting skeeted on.

Cope.

They don't make 'em like they used to user.

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But what if the original Bf is taller, more handsome, and more intelligent than you?

Nani?

Maybe I want one of the thousands of gun models that aren't being made anymore

So should I skeet on my guns before selling them?

I keep hearing this. Scientific proof pls

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you currently don't?

Not a single model 10. Son I am dissapoint.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_&_Wesson_Model_10

thesurvivalistblog.net/smith-and-wesson-model-10-review/

youtube.com/watch?v=lGcr5JsYcW0

youtube.com/watch?v=jsqKeQhobOM

youtube.com/watch?v=WyuWY3NU3e8

gunbroker.com/Revolvers/search?PageSize=96&Sort=4&View=1&mfg=1000259&mo=3001877&Condition=4

www.thesixgunjournal.net/a-revolver-buyers-checklist/

youtube.com/watch?v=X1nu5SWdV4E

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I wanted one of those Department of Corrections models 10s heavy barrels with the armory sticker but they sold out so dang fast

>gunbroker.com/Revolvers/search?PageSize=96&Sort=4&View=1&mfg=1000259&mo=3001877&Condition=4

And they've been all over gunbroker ever since. Found this one in .5secs...

Used guns let me try more for cheaper. Buy used, sell used, try not to lose money.

Based. Skeet em and yeet em

Ah, the gf of Theseus. Long have we grappled with such concepts.

You're not a true Jow Forumsommando until you've cum on at least 3 guns

Huh, secondary market, duh.

I don't like paying $50-100 extra but there are a couple in there worth looking at, thanks user!

CLEANING. There are plenty of products to clean up computers.

I bought directly from the factory line you fucking cuck

the scientific proof is a paper on a specific breed of FLIES

You mean that thing that was proven for flies only, not even mammals or anything close to humans? I mean if you don't want used goods that fine by me and I agree, but don't spout nonsense.

It's a necessity here, in Russia. Thanks to sanctions, any not-Russian or not-Turkish guns are only available in used condition.

I love buying used guns, the sticky icky is just a bonus.

You don't?

...is that a fucking QSZ-92 with wood?

Give me that Skorpion or prepare to die.

It's bullshit. You would wish it wasn't true either because if women suddenly knew this they would never ever let anyone fuck them unless they were pure gigachad from the start.

>Every single gun is test fired.
Let's consider for a second how great this job would be at least for a little while.

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I remember telling some guy it's safe to cum in his Lebel because semen shouldn't accelerate corrosion.
And he fucking did it.

Don't people wear condoms and shit?

dat H9 with threaded barrel

where, senpai?

I've hosed down the insides of old computers and run them fine after. Just gobba make sure they're completely dry before powering them up, and also you have to dry them before anything rusts.

It's unironically probably the easiest way to clean out really nasty cpu fans that were never once cleaned by some tech-illiterate former owner until the entire heat sink is one grey mass of dead skin cells and sheeit. I ain't blasting that shit out with compressed gas out into the air.

>needing to ask

Getting geared up to buy my first handgun and a model 10 is one of my first choices.

No, which one?

No way jose

Hudson sold them for a little while... but now they're gone unless KE Arms can get a hold of Hudson's existing stock to sell off.

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There's a special buddy out there who needs a home right now user. For just pennies a day you can make a difference in one gun's service life.

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but that didn't happen on that mattress. it's just a comfortable thing where someone could...

Based model 10 guy

Most factories have their guns test fired in a mounting bracket.

hehe wood and steel! plastic is for toys brother!

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If you like wood, you're good.
But if you like plastic, you're spastic.

>A used gun? A used gun? That's a good one. Hahaha.

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I'm obsessive compulsive so I agree. I don't know what the last owner did or touched before touching the gun. Bacteria will die over time, but it's the toxic chemicals you don't know about. Of course I also wash my hands every time I touch a gun to get rid of any residue from oil and solvent so maybe I'm just crazy

No user, they are annoying. Almost as annoying as this burning sensation

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>just crazy

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oh shit, thats a Walther P88, give me that before you crack the frame so I can shoot it until the frame cracks

Which Model 10s are C&Rs now?

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I typically don't because the prices are too high, but if it's a good deal I don't have a problem.

Ohhhh yeah

no way satan!

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Thank you user, fuck I've been trying to think of that word for a while.

Of course, brother.
Praise the Omnissiah.

Shut up with your model 10 shilling

This is how guns are test fired, the methods today are just a little cleaner looking

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1899s, 1902s, 1905s and Victory models. Keep in mind that they didn't start heat treating the cylinders until around serial no. 316648 of the 1905 4th change.

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Can't stop. Won't stop.

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One more just because lol.

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Is there a serial number that corresponds to 1969 manufacture?

C&R is a rolling 50-year date sempai

Already have a British Service Revolver (aka pre-Victory model).

Would love to find a Hong Kong Police model I could get on my C&R

Ur gonna have to get something pre 10-5(1962-1977) to be sure. A 10-5 with a factory letter would work but honestly no one's gonna pay for a letter just so they can sell it as a C&R.

My pre-victory(1942) Fitz.

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It proven in humans but only during pregnancy and the amount of genes passed from the child to the mother are not very much but enough to note

aeon.co/essays/microchimerism-how-pregnancy-changes-the-mothers-very-dna

I took my own advice and spent Five Minutes on Google. Add it to your personal knowledge and archive this shit

Manufacture Year by Serial Number
"K" Frame Revolvers - 1899 to 1983:
(Years/Serial Number Range)

Pre-War Years:
1899-1902...........1-20,975
1902-1903...........20,976-33,803
1903-1905...........33,804-62,449
1905-1906...........62,450-73,250
1906-1908...........73,251-120,000
1908-1909...........120,001-146,899
1909-1915...........146,900-241,703
1915-1942...........241,704-1,000,000

War Years:
1942-1944...........V1-V769,000

Post-War Years:
1944-1945...........S769,001-S811,119
1945-1948...........S811,120-S990,184

- C Series:
C1 - C233,999………….....1948 – 52
C236,004 – C261,483…….1953
C277,555 - C402,923….…1954 – 56
C402,924 – C405,018…….1957
C405,019 – C429,740…....1958 – 59
C429,741 – C474,148…….1960
C474,149 – C622,699…….1961 – 62
C622,700 – C810,532…….1963 – 65
C810,533 – C999,999….....1966 – 67

- D Series:
D1 – D90,000…………….....1968
D90,001 – D330,000……..1969 -70
D330,001 – D420,000………1971 – Early 72
D420,001 – D510,000………Late 1972 – Early 73
D510,001 – D659,901………Late 1973 – Early 1974
D659.902 – D75000………..Late 1974 – Early 1975
D750,001 – D870,000………Late 1975 – Early 1976
D870,001 – D999,999………Late 1976 – Early 1977
2D00001 - 2D80,000……….1977
2D80,001 – 2D99,999………1978
4D00001 – 6D10,000……….1979
6D10,0001 – 7D10,000……1980
7D10,001 – 9D44,500…..1981
9D44,501 – 17D8,900………1982
17D8,901 – 21D0883……….1983

- K Series:
K101 – K614……………......1946
K615 – K18,731…………....1947
K18,732 – K73,121……..…1948
K73,122 – K84,149……..…1949
K84,150 – K104,047…...1950
K104,048 – K136,690...1951
K136,691 – K175,637...1952
K175,638 – K210,095...1953
K210,096 – K231,255...1954
K231,256 – K266,154...1955
K266,155 – K288,988...1956
K288,989 – K317,822...1957
K317,823 – K350,547...1958
K350,548 – K386,804...1959
K386,805 – K429,894...1960
K429,895 – K468,098...1961
K468,099 – K515,478...1962
K515,479 – K553,999....1963
K555,000 – K605.877....1964
K605,878 – K658.986....1965
K658,987 – K715,996....1966
K715,997 – K779.162....1967
K779,163 – K848,781....1968
K848,782 – K946,391....1969
K946,382 – K999,999....1970
1K1 – 1K39,500.........1970
2K1 – 2K22.037.........1970
1K39,501 – 1K999,999...1971
2K22,038 – 2K55,996....1971
3K1 – 3K73,962.........1971
2K55,997 – 2K99,999....1972
3K31,280 – 5K6,616.....1972
4K1 – 4K1,627..........1972
4K1,628 – 4K54,104.....1973
5K6,617 – 5K73,962.....1973
4K54,105 – 4K99,999....1974
5K73,963 – 6K58,917....1974
7K1 – 7K26,043.........1974
7K26,044 – 7K70,577....1975
6K98,918 – 8K20,763....1975
8K20,764 – 9K1.........1975
8K20,000 – 9K100,000...1975
9K1,001 – 9K99,999.....1976
10K001 – 24K9,999......1977
25K001 – 56K9,999......1978 – 79
57K001 – 91K6,800......1980
91K6,801 – 124K000.....1981
125K000 – 269K9,999....1982
270K000 – 311K273......1983

In 1980's the Three-Letter Prefix Series Began with AAA0

*** Note ***
Dating a Smith & Wesson Revolver:
This list is merely a general guide and not meant to be exact.
There is some dispute regarding the dates on some serial numbers.
Your gun may actually be a year off from what is listed.
The precise shipping date as "lettered" can be several years off depending on model.
For the exact date on your gun request the letter from the S&W Historian

>tfw the only people who have ever shot my guns were at the factory

Nice one. I am seriously toying with getting one from each million of production. I've got one from the first and one from the third right now.

The beautiful thing is that in 2020, all K-prefix Model 10s will be C&R

Wanna get me C-series now

Here's my C... late 48 or early 49.

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Ha saw the serial list it's a 48.

>owns a P88
>doesn't own a CZ99

user it's right there

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>"I'm too good for buying *used* guns. Why would anyone want something old?"
>"I'm going to pay for a new production of something old because then it's *mine*"
>"What the fuck? Why did they change so many things, why couldn't they just copy the old design? Why would anyone want this shit?"
>"Wow. The company went out of business (and I'm left with either a crappy product, a refund, or lost money.)"

>not cleaning the entire computer

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While the initial thought is unsettling. The only person it harms is the mother. The father's half of the genome is untouched. It's the mother who is getting cucked by her ex boyfriends.

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>mfw that was me
Most of the load dropped off before I could get a good picture.

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Even more motivation not to get with a used woman.

Assuming that even works. Especially on pre-Imperium tech.
>‘Oh spare me your feeble rituals, they are ineffectual, being based upon erroneous assumptions as to the nature of machines. We have no souls, “priest”,’ said the ship. ‘Yet another of your specious beliefs.’

>Plosk’s voice stopped. He could not move. The abominable intelligence was in him, possessing him. Nuministon stopped, strain on the flesh parts of his face.

>The Space Marines aimed their guns at the column. No fire came.

>When the Spirit of Eternity spoke again, the machine’s voice came from the air and from the lips of all the servitors on the ship.

>'What shall I not tell them? Who are you to tell such as I what to do and what not to do? Once I gladly called your kind “master”, but look how far you have fallen!’ It was full of scorn. ‘Your ancestors bestrode the universe, and what are you? A witch doctor, mumbling cantrips and casting scented oils at mighty works you have no conception of. You are an ignoramus, a nothing. You are no longer worthy of the name “man”. You look at the science and artistry of your forebears, and you fear it as primitives fear the night. I was there when mankind stood upon the brink of transcendence! I returned to find it sunk into senility. You disgust me.’

Hey if you can get with a woman who only slept with 120IQ Chads, you should go for it. As I said your genes would contribute the same amount to your child regardless. It's your wife who's not passing on genetics that are entirely her's. She is being cuckolded

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I've bought plenty of used guns and never found any "skeet" on or in them...but I did great deals. $350 for a WASR, $150 for a Mossman 590, $400 for a Tula SKS.

this is the dumbest webcomic ive seen in awhile