>be me, 25y old
>be over to family dinner of my gf
>talk about this and that
>somehow topic turns to gun laws
>her parents are not so fond about my hobby being a "hunter and sports shooter"
>So how many guns do you have, user?
>mfw being an unrestrained gun hoarder
>Yeah I have one for every purpose I guess...
Be me, 25y old
Dylan Wood
Zachary King
>Telling ANYONE, even your immediate family, about your guns
wew lad
Thomas Gonzalez
They don't want you to murder their daughter. Which is a pretty reasonable thing to be concerned about.
John Ortiz
This.
You might as well tell them about the stash buried under the house you silly bumble fuck OP.
Nathaniel Baker
This. I pretend i am anti gun around everyone. You’re best keeping your mouth shut about your funs especially in commie states
Levi Watson
If you tell people you're anti gun you're part if the problem, faggot
Austin Kelly
If they ask just say a few and you would like to take them shooting on your dime one day to break the ice on it and are welcome to borrow them any time and or have some ammo. Just say you're fascinated with the history and how they work. Kind of like cars. Everyone likes cars. They like the history and how they work. Just compare it to another common thing. Cars can be fun as long as you're safe like race cars. Under certain conditions and environments you are safe and it's fun to learn about how cars work and or guns because it's a little bit more complex then it seems. If they ask how judo chop them with a piece of paper and write down how to mathematically center a shot depending on the variables. Just lead off saying for example did you know all of the variables behind a shot can be presented in this math? Math is interesting and applied math is as well. That's basically what it boils down to.
Hiding it is what causes people to distrust you. Just take my advice and impress them with your knowledge of the pen.
Parker Walker
>Impress them with your knowledge
Fucking this. My gf was anti gun due to not understanding. My Jow Forums learned autism on every part of firearms completely turned her perspective. She now talks about how cool they are and tries to convince her super hippy family about how awesome they are. Her dad is coming around, shot with him a few times and he's cucked by the mom who is retarded about her hate
Nicholas Brown
>user knows about guns
>Therefore user has guns
Think like a criminal before you open your mouth.
Owen Perez
I have a daughter, I'd feel more comfortable if she was with a gun owner then a anti-gun guy. Not just saying that because we're on Jow Forums (which I'd feel less comfortable if she was with a typical kommando for some reason) but because gun owners tend to be more responsible people in general.
David Evans
>(which I'd feel less comfortable if she was with a typical kommando for some reason)
That's just being responsible. Have you seen some of the shit we get up to?
Colton Cox
Did you read the whole story? The parents asked him how many he had because they probably already know and was seeing if he was honest about it. I'd do the same to see how much trust you can have on someone. If my daughter's bf said she had no guns when I know he does then I know he's up to something.
Isaac Harris
Well said, and my exact thoughts
Luke White
Why would I not just take one of my long kitchen knifes and murder her by stabbing her in the chest?
Well maybe because I am not a murderer in the first place...
Levi Walker
Do you think a gun is necessary for murder?
Sebastian Sanchez
Yes I have, that's why I said typical. I met some guys on Jow Forums before that were pretty damn chill but sometimes.....you know what can happen here.
Jaxon Phillips
Why are so many anti-gun faggots here today?
Adam Wilson
Because you should be locking up your guns in a gun safe.
You're daughter is going to likely get killed by the guns her bf has
Nathaniel Howard
>today
We've had this unfunny shit for god knows how long now.
Oliver Evans
>I'd feel less comfortable if she was with a typical kommando for some reason
Implying we'd want your roastie spawn. Jow Forums wants traps.
Jeremiah Taylor
It's almost summer
Nathan Jones
Damn I wish I could be this retarded
Aiden Morgan
spaghetti status: spilled
Justin Russell
Fuck you. Having """friends""" is over rated. Let alone hanging around with soccer moms, coal burners and s o y uncles because family n shit
Jaxson Brown
...
Ethan Garcia
that is wrong image give me a sec
Dylan Sullivan
>gun owners tend to be more responsible people in general
Given 100% of gun crime stems from gun owners, I'm curious what logic you made your assumption on...
Noah Collins
I agree with this guy. Just don't be fucking weird, gun ownership used to be a totally normal thing and I intend to make it so again among my friends. Yeah I own guns, a lot of them, that's not outre or bizarre in any way.
Nathan Ramirez
Hold up guys, we have a philosopher here.
Jason Adams
You risk sounding like a gun nut if you blurb too much of this out in one defensive paragraph. Treat them like the children they're acting like. Baby steps.
Isaac Gomez
Meh she's only 12 and only helps to throw the clay targets while I shoot it but is a shit shot and has little patience to learn because her brother is Jow Forums incarnate and is better. Doesn't even have an interest in bfs at the moment. Hate to turn this into a blog post but she has problems with bullies in her class for being shy and anime autistic. Hands off.
Fuck off faggot
Gavin Gomez
>welcome to borrow them any time
So now you're a moronic gun owner who will give his guns to literally anyone, irrespective of their ability to safely use it. Fucking gratz.
Jose Jones
That's because you're (1) not very good at statistics and (2) are woefully unaware at the rates of violence committed by romantic partners. Add a gun into (2) and it doesn't take much imagination to see how that situation can change. One pull of the trigger, your daughter's insides are being torn to pieces--hopefully she lives. Or, maybe, he skull is blasted open and her brains paint the wall of her boyfriends apartment.
It's like a choose your own adventure game.
Asher Thomas
talking about gun in public
Oliver Fisher
I thinl the qualifier would be "legal" gun owners. Most crime committed with guns is done by those in illegal possession of a gun.
Aiden Torres
The thumbnail is telling me it was the perfect image.
Henry Ramirez
Everyone has 2A rights
They don't come from cucks like you, they come from God
Andrew King
>Legal gun owners*
>Normal gun range users*
>Will protect daughter from intruders
Let me have that rephrased and demographically you know what I mean without having me saying it.
It depends on the parents then in general. If they're scientific then show them the science behind it. If they're hippy liberals in general then they're pretty much too far gone.
Alexander Gutierrez
>he doesn't
Dominic Allen
it was an image of a giant female inflated pokemon sex doll
Hudson Flores
like I said.
Bentley Jackson
moar
Ian Edwards
You live in a country where pissing on the side of the road can lead to sex offender felony charges.
Evan Brown
we not doing this, ok
We not going to watch the inflated pokemon sex doll and suits orgy again
Aaron Bell
I honestly don't think you understand responsible gun owners. Do you go outside a lot? How often do you go to the range? How often have you interacted with other gun owners? Everyone is literally bro tier watching each other's backs. I own guns. I wouldn't do that to my significant other no matter how bad things get. If you are worried about something like that, it says more about you then me.
Chase Roberts
Based and lonerpilled
Jackson Foster
Why not? This thread sucks anyway.
Jose Brooks
Ummm. Kind of curious. Link us.
Camden Parker
>I own guns. I wouldn't do that to my significant other no matter how bad things get.
Said every gun owner who eventually shot their significant other and/or entire family
Carson Robinson
Idk why but this made me laugh out loud. Probably because it comes off so sincere
Easton Mitchell
don't feed the troll numbnuts
Benjamin Wright
As if winter has been any better recently
Kayden Green
Thanks for the heads up. Only thing that get's me riled up anymore.
Grayson Torres
This. People will paradoxically often take cues from YOU about how they should be about your behavior. There is absolutely nothing wrong with owning guns, shooting is a fine hobby, and you should come off like you feel that way. No need to get contentious if someone disagrees, either, as you have nothing to prove.
Landon Kelly
Jordan Smith
About how they should feel* about your behavior
Logan Torres
Well I wouldn't say that's every case.
My mother constantly pesters me to take her shooting, same with my father and my sister is getting her CC.
Landon Reed
Girlfriends dad loves guns, loves to talk about them to me, thinks it’s cool as hell that I work on them for fun, reload, shoot, and put together ars.
Dad was in the army, likes to shoot, grew up on a farm with guns as a regular part of life, thinks that my Hobby is totally cool and is glad that I spend my time doing something that makes me happy.
Girlfriend thinks it’s totally fine that I’m into guns, “I don’t know why people are uncomfortable about it, it’s just your hobby”
Feels good man
Colton Robinson
Your daughter fucks niggers
Jaxson Bell
If you're not a cringey edgelord, basically everyone will be interested in talking about your guns.
Dominic Johnson
It's all good senpai
Josiah Cooper
That's a fucking dude top kek, no wonder is so awkward.
Kevin Bailey
Jace Bennett
...
Thomas Hernandez
>not whipping out you 7" revolver and telling them "I've lost track"
Wyatt Foster
and this is why kids we don't talk about inflation and furries
Evan Price
He meant white gun owners. Obviously she can't date a nigger.
Christian Jones
Good idea, we need to perpetuate that gun ownership is dangerous and is shameful
Owen Smith
Isn't Jow Forums full of furries tho
Jason Taylor
ok
Carson Barnes
Matthew Hughes
does she have dick or is it her thing that is not a dick, what ever that is call, I am tired so I forgetting things
Ian Nelson
A hemipenis?
Chase Reed
front hole
Colton Rivera
>haha, well I try to cover all the bases you know?
>handgun for concealed carry
>a couple shotgun for sports
>an AR for home defense
>a bolt action for long range precision stuff
>of course that doesn't tell them about the 80+ other ones, but that's enough information to sate curiosity and pass the sanity test
Colton Smith
>I have a daughter
THINK OF IT LOGICALLY
Caleb Perez
>not admitting to the crates of mosins in your garage
>not explaining you have 5 differnet AR15s in different tactical configurations because you never know what the mission will dictate
>not illustrating the pure fun of pistol caliber carbines for steel practice
>the 3 or so AK variants you have to satisfy the slavshit larp
>the long range precision bolt guns you have for those times when you need to hit a coke can at 500 meters
>all the .22s for practice
>3 glocks in every caliber because of their different sizes
>doubles of your CCW gun because you like having a backup
>some random black powder repros
>tactical HD shotguns, trap shotguns, field shotguns, antique
>the twin garands you got from CMP
>teh cowboy larp revolvers
>the random memegun range toys and collectible safe queens you never shoot
ha ha, err yeah mr GFdad, i just have you know a pistol for uh, home defense and a shotgun for when i like to go bird hunting, ha ha, like Dick Cheney, you know, ha ha?
Jace Mitchell
>still frogposting in 2019
Noah Ward
Jow Forums has ironic furries, not actual furries
Alexander Cox
>heh, just be scared, ashamed and secretive about your hobby/interest, then you win!
Jack Rivera
Fuck off, we're not pedophiles we're protected by the 2nd amendment why should we hide like we're ashamed or afraid? That's how suddenly owning a gun becomes taboo and that's not helping your rights
Kayden Cox
This is cringe. Although I wouldn't advertise myself as a gun owner to strangers, I'll tell anyone I like enough to call a friend about my guns if the subject comes up. And either you or your family is fucked up if you don't trust them enough to be open about your gun hobbies with them.
Daniel Parker
>Tell people who already know you well as a fairly decent guy you have guns, thus making them realize not every gun owner is the Horsey bad tooth fat redneck
If you can't make someone progun, at least make them neutral.
Nathaniel Torres
>how many do you have
Say this
>I have X amount for hunting, X for sport, and the rest are just rare guns that I bought for collection because well, they are rare