When do you think cyber combat dogs are going to be legal?

Which law says they're "illegal"?

Fuck yes. And if that smaller dog was a pack mate, I'd be putting that larger dog down with him.

While you're not wrong, my horse has a tendency to stomp on cats for fun so I prefer using snakes.

their will always be need for close combat situations and humans have a tendency to go full on shock and awe.

If you told any govenment of the world you could build em robot animals to penetrate a compound and disarm/disable/search/destroy said government would be tossing money at you to get em made.

Well second amendment applies to arms you can keep and "bear", not the ones that bear themselves.

Part of me says cool killer robot dog the other part senses gay energy is about.

I can get a kitten for free with maybe an hour of looking around, it lasts a decade, and I don't have a horse because I don't live in Nebraska and everyone looks at you funny for eating horse meat.

Huskies have a high prey drive. They will go after things smaller than themselves unless they are trained not to from an early age.

I want to be one of these so bad... hold me Jow Forums T_T

They'll use them for "crowd control" purposes first.

faggot dog rekt by the alpha good boy

The robot dogs that exist right now are scarier than Metalhead. It wouldn't be too difficult to give it claws or strap a gun too it.
Not even sure there are laws against it

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Boston dynamics=Skynet?

Imagine a sniper quadruped drone. You'd have near perfect stability, I'm sure you could chuck in a ballistic computer like on those meme Tracking Point rifles. Pretty much the ultimate LRRP unit a man could ask for. You could even set up some lower power "rest' mode for when you're just scoping out targets, could set up the drone and leave it for days, it's not like a robots got to shit, piss or scratch it's ass every hour.

I would let him mount me

Blade Wolves soon, I hope

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Where is his cock?

something something advanced cyberknotics.

I laughed way too fucking hard at that

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Thanks, user. It genuinely makes me happy to know that I made someone's day a little better. It's pretty surreal to think that my actions can affect someone miles and miles away.

Sadly not up my ass.

Civil suit on that video

DARPA already started developed a flesh-eating robot for battlefield cleanup. It can suppossedly even use the eaten flesh as fuel. Why they chose this instead of a vulture breeding program is anyones guess.

Not before my genetically engineered catgirls, faggot.

>assuming the robohounds will be male
wrong

Problem is that vultures would ruin the ecosystem after the war. also vultures don't do well in cold.

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When you can prove you can control your cyber-pitbull without it going berserk and ripping every throat in a 100 mile radius. Without an animal brain, it's just a glorified drone

When are we getting cyber doggirls to fuck?

fuck, thats good

>
they are already.

Until the enemy manages to disable one and send it right back at you. Drones are a double-edged sword.

I'm refering to pic, fucking hilarious,

I know. I just don't think sending a drone packed with explosives to an enemy who likes using explosives would work out so well in real life.

just needs to be good enough. but I agree.

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Just build it to explode if it's tampered with.

No that's what animals do when they're dying

You just want to stick your dick in it don't you.

So we need to make robotic assault bears.

>cats are useless
have you seen or read just how much critters your ordinary house cat will kill if you let them go outside?

>Habbening happens
>big war, gov gives up south because its too hard to hold
>send out robot killing machines for cleanup
>after a year, they send out a small patrol with a high ranking cyberkinetics specialist
>a shot hits a rock near them
>shooter nowhere in sight
>>sir, werent the robots supposed to clear this area?
>>must have been some random hillibilly with a fuddstick that somehow survived, lets get moving
>they move on and find a disabled drone on the ground
>>sigh... should have guessed some of them would go down.
>>they wont like this, these things are expensive as all hell
>they set up camp in a bombed out house and go scout the area
>>s-s-s-ir, please have a look at this
>its a pile of robohounds in a state similar to a coma, or as close as a robot can be
>they are all encrusted in a strange white liquid
>>this, is... dont tell me they...
>that was his last words as 10 kilotons of explosives were set off
>a mile away, two lardasses in mismatched russian gear highfive eachother

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>>OH NO DOGGO ATE MY DINNER!

The rules of nature

This video made me incredibly fucking upset since I just had my dog attacked by a retarded nigger dog.

Damn that's fucked up. It didn't run after it or chase it like it was a deer or something. Just casually walked up and crunched its fucking neck, and then proceeded to walk away like nothing happened. I know another user said earlier MUH PREY DRIVE, but I'm not so sure- didn't exactly bother trying to eat it and didn't try to chase so much as it casually walked over, exploded into action, snapped the smaller dog's neck, and walked away.

Legal? They won't be viable for the next 50 years, then won't be for civilians for the following 20 years.

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[MGR in the distance]

An explosive drone can't hold ground, can't go into tightly enclosed spaces, can't sniff out a bomb, cause collateral, can't subdue a target...
Do you even know what dogs are used for? Have you ever seen a dog in person?

Horse is good meat

I don't think so. Just look how far Boston Dynamics went in 10 years or so

Call the Cyber ATF

How long until brain interface tech gets viable. When can they put my brain in one.

>get caught doing literally nothing while owning guns
>ATF checks your papers and finds out you have a robo-dog
>ATF sends robo-cops to shoot your robo-dog and try to shoot you, too
>they still get their shit pushed in by just an AR-15 so they cry to the robo-FBI

when cyborg niggas are allowed to legally use blades that aren't theirs.

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Man it'd be depressing if there are mechanical killer doggo drones but not horse equivalents.

Hot

>tfw no combat robo-dog gf

Kek'd.

This is the future I desire.

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Yes, desperately.

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>that filename

also checked.

Do robo CIA niggers glow brighter?

I assume they look like this.

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I'm somewhat surprised by how much the glow-in-the-dark meme has taken off. Not that I oppose it

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It's a classic. It's certainly nonsensical, but it still captures my imagination. Perhaps it's because it is so ridiculous, and it'd be nice if you could spot spooks that easily.

its not a meme. they really do fucking glow.

where is the knot

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Fucking based BASED horse. Fuck cats

they are fucking vermin, just like you.

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GTFO faggot

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>How long until brain interface tech gets viable.
Depends on what you mean by viable, ie what application, level of invasiveness tolerated, and cost you're willing to pay. The interface works well enough for some use cases now, eg paralyzed people working computer cursors.

>When can they put my brain in one.
Will probably be awhile til we can reconnect and keep a brain alive and functioning outside of a body. At least a few decades. Reconnecting nerves is a hard problem from a biomolecular/cellular perspective. Could try to sidestep that problem with really fine-grained cortical recording and stimulation, but that would be suboptimal bc you'd lose thalamic modulation.

There's also the matter of supplying the brain with everything it needs in the blood, including nutrients, signaling proteins, hormones, various cells, etc.

Dog fags BTFO

Let it be known that nigger cats and feral cats would be just as bad if they were anywhere as big as, say, a pitbull. Untended animals are shit, no matter what species they are. I'd kill a wild dog as fast as a wild cat, maybe faster.

spotted the disease ridden mind controlled cat fag lol

>gf
blade wolf, I...

My cat kicks big dogs asses sends them runniing

theyd never be legal for civilians

I wonder if you get the same feeling being an artilleryman.

>own a chiweenie
>best alarm dog ever
>borks to alert me of danger
> I grab gat and sweep house at night
> it's only squirrels
>oh well good practice no harm no foul no one in house
> meanwhile brother and a friend have to pay damages for their doggos(shit bull and German Shepard) on different occasions attacking joggers that got too close to their yard
>mfw they talked shit about small dogs before

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In general I agree with your sentiment but the weight limit is too high. Border Collies ain't no shitty cats.

This was a really in depth answer dude I actually appreciate it.

Do you think there would be a way to sit in a like drone control center and wire your brain to control one remotely as a more viable option.

Soon

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>"C-Corporal! What are you doing with that combat dog!"
>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SGT. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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No, I want it to stick it's dick in me.

>a penis this erect should not be possible

would this robo-mutt have a robo-knot?

Is that fucking trick question? We have the technology.

What's wrong with me why is this hot