I've never had one, but my friend did. It was a Glock 23, of course.
>friend calls me up >"wanna go to the range?" >les go >drive over to pick his ass up >come inside, friend goes into his room >he is getting his Glock 23, his carry, ready to go >come into his room a bit through the doorway >BOOM >white flash, dust, and other particulate matter all over >EEEEEEEEEEEE >just turn my head and hold my ears and walk out >think some kind of a bomb went off >turns out it was the Glock 23 >went to pull it out of his holster, finger slipped on to trigger >bullet went through his desk chair, computer speaker, wall, into next bedroom, through furniture and embedded itself in another chair
yikes maybe find a different range partner before you end up in the hospital...
Brody Murphy
He has been shooting guns for over a decade. Never had one before. He even used to work in a gun shop for several years. I guess everyone can have a momentary lapse of judgment.
Samuel Carter
>Going shooting with ex and her father >Indoor range, trying out some sort of S&W revolver >She's shooting, her dad and I are talking >Out of the corner of my eye, I see her try to decock the thing with her thumb >It slips and she fires into the floor (thankfully) downrange >Dad didn't notice and I never told a soul >Never go shooting together again
Camden Parker
When I was in middle school I was home alone shooting a metal caution sign off our back porch (it wasn't on a road or anything). One round didn't fire, so I turn the gun to open the chamber and it goes off with my finger not being in the trigger. Put a ping pong ball sized hole in the window, no marks on the floor (it was pointed down) and couldn't find the bullet. My mom didn't even notice the hole for like three days.
In Afghanistan also had a dude ND 3 rounds from a 249 into a concrete floor. When they richoted it made the exact same sound they do in Western movies.
Nathan Lee
I shot a hole through my closet once because I'm a retard and forgot I loaded live rounds after dryfiring. >was dryfiring/practicing draw >quit cuz bored and need to piss >load live rounds >leave gun sitting out >come back from piss >"just one more go" >bang >EEEEEEEEE >realize I'm a dumbfuck On the positive side, I found out that 9mm ball won't pose any real danger to anyone on the other side of a wall in my house.
Thomas Watson
>momentary lapse of judgement This is why people still spout the "treat every firearm as loaded" because all it takes is one moment of being too comfortable.
Isaac Baker
Really? So it didn't do any damage after going through the first wall? Also 5.56 HD fags BTFO.
Angel Young
All it did was break a plastic shirt hanger
Hunter Allen
Classic negligent discharge story >take wife to the range to fire new pistol >she hasn’t fired a gun in at least ten years >have to constantly correct her firing stance >finally get her to the point where I can sit back and relax and just let her shoot >she fires a round and gets the classic hot shell in her cleavage >freaks and ends up firing two rounds into the ceiling, taking out a fluorescent light >only two other people at the range >they just giggle and keep shooting >we finish all our ammo and head out >rangemaster laughs at us as we’re leaving and says he sees that quite often >go home and fuck some sense into my wife
>go home and fuck some sense into my wife Good lad.
Eli Cruz
>go home and fuck some sense into my wife
Alpha as fuck
Camden Peterson
>fuck You need to get her used to receiving hot ejecta to the chest. It is unlikely brass will go up her hoo-hoo unless she has some serious slut stance.
Andrew Hernandez
I've had like 6, 8 if you count minor ones.
Christopher Cox
I had one. Savage .223 bolt action with Timney trigger set to out hunting with friends >spotlighting coyotes >at stand for 15 minutes with nothing >suddenly see eyes at 5 yards away >ohshit.jpg >realize it's a bobcat >have bobcat tag >start to shoulder rifle >somehow hit trigger >rifle fires >friend asks if I got him >d-d-d-dunno. Claim to have fucked up hold >walk to bush >dead bobcat >mfw
Does it count if it was still pointed down range in a safe direction? Kinda like that.
Wyatt Kelly
>spotlighting coyotes Thank you for removing howlniggers
Liam Rogers
I ND'd last week. >be me >testing out new slide on glock 19 >getting light strikes, but figure it's the ammo as it was tulammo and first time shooting it with that glock >guy next to me asks after it as I'm getting a light strike about every third shot >start explaining to him the situation >decide to break it down real quick to give him a look inside >pull trigger so I can pull the slide back a bit and detach it from the frame, like you do with a glock >had been talking the whole time not really paying attention and was kind of caught up in my nonchalance, self-conscious that my gun wasn't working >didn't notice mag was still in >didn't realize there was a round in the chamber >gun goes off >luckily my muzzle control is unconscious and so was pointing down range and my arm wasn't in front of the barrel >laugh a little and say "guess I should take the mag out" >clear the weapon and keep talking like nothing just happened >yell at myself all the way home about how fucking stupid I was
Sitting in the back seat and dude in front passenger seat wants to decock his 1911 by pulling the trigger and easing the hammer forward. Deafening boom! Absolute silence for about 5 seconds. The driver looks over at him and very sternly says “where did that go?” In a very painful whimper he says “ in my fuckin leg man.” Turned his fibula into 18 pieces.
Benjamin Flores
>shooting with brother >he hands me a 1911 >i hear him say there are 3 in the mag >fire 3 shots >hold it with barrel pointed upwards after >accidentally shoot into the air next to my face >he actually said there were 3 for me and two for someone else but i didn't hear because of hearing protection >brother makes fun of me
Back the fun bus the fuck up. How have you NDed 8 fucking times?! What every is a "minor one"?
Charles Harris
Imagine being so poor you dont belong to an outdoor private range
also: how fucking stupid does you waifu have to be to wear open top shirt to the range ? Your waifu is a shit.
Last time I took my waifu to the range (three weeks ago) she showed up in proper attire, and the only thing I had to instruct her on after 3 years of non shooting is basic stance and trigger reset. Mind you she had excellent trigger pull but forgot the concept of reset. My waifu is best waifu.
no you fired negligently because you are a moron who lacks proper trigger discipline. It's a shame your head wasn't in front of the barrel when you retard fingered the trigger.
Christopher Green
A friend of mine said that while he was in the Army, someone decided to disassemble their 240 without removing the belt, and it started full auto dumping out of control until he broke the belt. Is this even possible, or is he blowing smoke up my ass?
Angel Taylor
It was winter and my hands were cold as fuck, i could barely feel where my fingers were.
Nicholas Bennett
Dipshit buddy ND'd into my closet with """snapcaps""" he bought. He's lucky he just fucked up the closet door and not any of my dumb nerd shit I keep in it, aside from the corner of an oWoD book. I've seen the guy like, twice since then and he's a weird furry that talks about putting stuff in his ass now.
Thomas Green
Edgy 14 year old noguns spotted. Come back in a few years, champ.
Brandon Barnes
I came close a few days ago.
>see meme post about "AR trigger won't move much, safety is stuck rotating only about 15 degrees wat do“ >I think lol that means they fired it and haven't reset it right? >grab my AR which I had on the bed while my wife was out of the house >bolt is forward, safety on, empty chamber but full mag seated >pull trigger and sure enough the safety only moves a few degrees so I smugly chuckle having understood the joke >with trigger held I pull the charging handle to reset and release >slow, dragging uptake before dropping the bolt >hmm...! >2+2=4 >realize I currently have my finger on the trigger of a loaded rifle (the full mag pushed the top round up and caused the drag I felt) >nervously laugh and say "holy shit" to myself for the rest of the day, thankful I didn't blow a hole in our apartment
When I was in Basic I ND'd into the ground walking back after the range was cleared. Only one Drill Sergeant saw it and was pissed but let it slide. It still kinda makes me ashamed of myself
Kayden Miller
I have a story of an actual AD that happened to me a few years back. >go to range with buddy >I bring my H&Gay 770 overcomplicated fuddgat >rip back charging handle to hold-open position >rock in a full mag >Push the bolt release while the rifle pointed to the ground 10ft in front of me (in the direction of the berm) BANG! >safety is engaged but the rifle still slamfires >already wearing ear pro so ears are fine >rifle was pointed in a safe direction so no one got hurt >retire rifle for the day and shoot my .22 instead >go home >completely disassemble and inspect the rifle >find nothing wrong with it >try to replicate slamfire using just primed brass >fail, never manage to even dent the primer >assume it was a fluke of some kind I've shot like 1000 rounds since then and never had another slamfire so I suspect that the one particular round that slamfired had an incorrectly seated primer that got smacked hard enough by the bolt face to detonate the round, not exactly a stretch of the imagination since the recoil spring on a 770 is retard-strong.
Benjamin Cox
I had a negligent discharge in your mom once and now look at the results of my misguided actions.
Hey bud, instead of blaming the gun, why don't you put it where it really belongs, shitty training and handling by the owner?
I bet you blamed guns for Sandy vagina too, didn't you?
Mason Clark
So this is why you wait at least 10 minutes before loading your weapon after dry firing. You don't want a loaded weapon near you if you are with the dry fire mode.
Thomas Johnson
First one was an AD, not an ND. What did your mom say when she found out?
Eli Perez
Not the person you were replying to, but that's a stupid excuse. If you can't handle guns correctly in the cold, then you don't handle guns in the cold.
Wyatt Myers
Your waifu probably looks like Alfonso Ribeiro, and dances like him too. Fag.
Landon Phillips
They've happened a few times
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time >At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt Slam fires round into ground
Fith time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works, >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
Closes I've ever come to ND'ing >Get home from work >Commence dry fire practice with Beretta >Begin to pull trigger back in DA >Stop >Rack slide >Bullet flies out I was fucking sweating
Jaxson Campbell
Based pastaboi
Jose Watson
>Been around guns my entire life >Friend and family also into guns entire life >Never seen or had any AD or ND yet
Christian Johnson
This
Ayden Howard
holy shit, lifelong injury?
Thomas Perry
>Bout a year ago >My best buddy just got a 870 for HD >I go over to his place with my 870 to go shoot at his local range, and stay the night at his and his wife's place since he lives pretty far >We get done shooting with no problems as far as gun safety goes >Get to his place and we're checking out each other's guns no homo >He's playing with his new 870 aiming it at his dogs fucking around and shit like a dumb ass >We tend to go back in age about 10 years when we get together, we've been best buds since 7 years old >Goes to put it back in the case >fucking BOOM!!!!! >Shoots his fucking ceiling missing the light fixture by literally micrometers >He screams "HOLY SHIT" and then looks at me with the thousand yard stare >I just start laughing my fucking ass off and rip the gun away from him >For the record he has only owned a bolt action .22 >I pump it until it's empty, throw the shells under his bed, and throw the shotgun into his case and throw it under his bed also >He runs outside >Now he lives in the country pretty far so his neighbors probably didn't notice >He's outside with his dogs trying to act normal when actually hes freaking the fuck out because he was pointing it at them and could've killed his wife's precious dogs >We go to home depot to get dry wall repair stuff >His hands are fucking shaking still >We fix the ceiling and tell his wife we went up to the attic to fix some insulation up there and we slipped and his foot went through it
Oh boy >hang fire >shitty FCG would slam if I released properly >did I fire 5 shots, or 6... >oh, so that's why they say "falling knives have no grip" >eh it was just a flare round, we'll just open some windows and go outside for awhile Not that user, but there's my stories, including one minor one
Brayden Perry
>Sounded like a bomb went off Based .40 SW
Brayden Gutierrez
>negligent Isn't that just stupid? Negligent is a poor choice of word
Leo Ramirez
Not really. The gun is in control but poorly, leading to a discharge from negligence. It's the absolute perfect catchall for any time a round exits the barrel without planning unless you're the first person to confirm Taurus still doesn't know what drop safe means
Juan Brooks
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE should be normal for you now, then. Holy fuck dude.
Jayden Martin
>perfect catchall for any time a round exits the barrel without planning
nah. an unintentional discharge isn't always negligent.
Asher Gonzalez
in example, was shooting two new guns this weekend, was working on trigger prep immediately following recoil, I had a few unintentional discharges as I got use to the new trigger. I didn't want it to fire, but it was certainly not negligent.
Jonathan Nelson
I've never ND'd and I don't care what anyone ITT says, ND'ing is not the normal part of being a gun owner. >Own a Beretta M92FS >Older model, so I buy a de-cocker kit and have a gunsmith install it >Get the gun back, flick the safety off, manually cock the hammer, put fingers in my ear, and flick the safety back on >Waiting for the boom, hammer clicks harmlessly That's it. All ya'll motherfuckers are just dumb.
Jaxson Bell
>unless Literally dropfires only under the assumption that the gun will not go off applies to this tiny group of shots fired. Even then, if you knew the gun could go off, it's still an ND because your negligent handling has caused it to shoot
Aiden Hill
>I didn't want my gun to fire >but it did >and it's not negligence, it's just negligent trigger work M80
James Perry
please explain how this leetspeak applies
Christian Brown
I'm dumbfounded at the fact that "it's not a negligent discharge if I work the trigger negligently" is actually something you believe. Do you think NDs just happen spontaneously?
Jace Reyes
honestly, if you have never sent a round down range during a string of fire that you didn't intend then I seriously doubt you shoot often. Especially if you are resetting the trigger during recoil, or prepping into the takeup.
It is unquestionably not negligent if you are on the line and the range is hot. It almost has to be done to learn how to reset and how far you can prep the trigger during recoil.
Maybe if you only shoot DAO? Have you ever shot a short light competition trigger?
Ethan Peterson
>NDing isn't NDing if it's down range during your shots This nigger clearly hasn't owned a janky sks
Brandon Bailey
please explain
Jordan Clark
F
Easton Bennett
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded. That's why we can't have nice things.
Andrew Nelson
Sometimes firing pin stays where is told, sometimes is overcome with patriotic fever and charges at the enemy before it's time
Joseph Young
>thought maybe the house was haunted >grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off gets me every time
I've fired before my sights were on target coming out of the holster before just because the instructor was pushing me way past my comfort zone on Bill drills.
That shot was an ND. Full stop. Doesn't matter if it was on the range pointed at the berm. If that had been anywhere else, I would have been chunking a piece of metal at 1000fps out into the void, and probably into a mother of 3 knowing my luck. Should never have happened.
AIso, I've never once accidentally double tapped, even on a Walther trigger. I always freeze the trigger if I try and get back on the wall too quickly.
Kayden Turner
Been there, nearly done that. Now I make a point to lock up loaded magazines after clearing for dry fire practice.
Cameron Gonzalez
>If that had been anywhere else
Don't be silly, if it had been anywhere else it would have been negligent yes. But you were training on a hot firing line (presumably) This was unintentional, not negligent. As long as the range was hot and you kept the muzzle pointed in a safe direction...
actually, it's hard for me to actually care if you understand the difference between negligent and unintentional sempi
Jason Rogers
>he's a weird furry that talks about putting stuff in his ass now He's probably in the thread as we speak
Camden Martinez
I came here to post this
Henry Baker
Imagine being so poor you don't own your own private outdoor range on your property.
Joshua Nguyen
Fuck you David don't worry about what I do with my own ass, also the fox suit was for a cosplay convention, don't make it sound weird
Jordan Nguyen
>Sister and I got matching guns for Xmas >Pretty neat, bigger than the other ones we have >Load it up for fun >Get bored and decide to go eat >Set gun down, muzzle up, on couch >Dad was walking behind it >Trigger gets depressed by the weight of the gun >Shoots dad in eye The model of gun was an ebf-25, I'll never do that again
Ryder Ortiz
Unironically ND'd seconds after staying I am going to fuck my gun. I was completely nude and I felt awful I took my first gun's innocence like that.
Blake Myers
I'm really surprised the rangemaster didn't care and didn't charge you for the ceiling repair x2.
Kind of makes me think your story is bullshit, bullets in the ceiling aren't a "laugh it off" moment when you're operating an indoor gun range in a city where the slightest slip can get you shut down. My range isn't fuddy in the least but if you put a hole anywhere other than the target backstop you're banned on sight.
Matthew Taylor
Me too until I moved in town and went to indoor range. Been maybe 20 times and have seen 2. One was guy dropped his pisol and it blew it's load. Wasn't paying enough attention as to what it was as we were going to leave soon but decided to leave before dipshit shot us. Other was guy in lane next to .y friend was pulling his pistol out of the case with finger on trigger and some white from th cealing flys out. Moved back into he country and havent ever see or heard one from family/friends.
Jace Reyes
Me too buddy. I can't look at her the same anymore
Kek. Reminds me of when I First picked up mine. 2nd time shooting it got 4 rounds in and got THREE consecutive slamfires most likely due to not cleaning it. Buddy asked me how I shot so fast and just played it off as a joke
Henry Foster
I was leaning on the back of my friend truck bed as he loaded his .357, it went off and went through the truck bed, and a piece of shrapnel hit 2 inches left of my junk, im pretty lucky
>have bobcat tag Am not American, explain this "tag" thing to me.
Noah Jackson
jeez. hope you got it removed and got stitches for that.
Henry Reyes
Basically how many animals of a species you can take. it's usually a literal tag you use to identify an animal you took legally, since with large game or certain species you may have to check your quarry with the state wildlife department.
Benjamin Stewart
Your house may not be haunted but that Sig sure as fuck is.
Ethan Butler
In California, you can get 5 tags for bobcats each year. They cost $3 or so each.
It's literally a piece of paper that you fill out when you harvest the animal (date, location, method of take, and time). You then attach the tag to the pelt until you get it home or to the taxidermist. Then you have to go online and report the harvest to the state with the same information that you put on the tag.
It sounds like a lot more work than it actually is. It's just a way to verify that animals are legally taken and the numbers taken don't exceed the numbers necessary to maintain a healthy population.
Ayden Evans
thank fren
Sebastian King
>At outdoor range with a recently newguns friend. >He's so happy with his secondhand Taurus tracker and I dont have the heart to tell him about Taurus's rep. >He wants me to shoot it, so I do. >Few DA shots are fine. Pull back hammer for SA. >The instant I let go of hammer, it flies forward without catching and fires, scaring the shit out of me. >Bullet flies and just barely hits top of far berm. Thankfully no one saw. >Unload and try SA dry fire. >Hammer wont catch and this thing is sure as shit not DAO. >Talk to my friend about it. >"Yeah the guy said that this model does that." >He got ripped on a broken gun that he paid almost MSRP for. >Mfw >Tell him to bring it to me later so I can order parts and fix it, and to run future purchases by me first.
>Brother is going through some shit >Really wonky work schedule, some days it's a 4 hour shift some days he stays over 3 whole days in the shop. >Girlfriend broke up with him recently >His drinking is getting worse and worse every day >Calls me one night saying he fired his rifle >I come over and he tells me that he was drinking in his room handling his AR-15 >He doesn't remember it happening but he fires a round off somehow >Bullet goes through the wall, through the living room and kitchen and up out the window toward the outskirts of town. >His room mate and GF were in the living room. >Big hole in the kitchen window >Lot of pissed off room mates
Adrian Green
suprisingly nothing stayed inside, i went home and played black ops 2 the rest of the day, was 14 at the time
