So Jow Forumsommandos, let's say hypothetically that a young man recently landed a jail officer position at his local regional jail and has started to earn a decent amount of cheddar. He has purchased a new Honda Rebel 300 and has started to enjoy the life of a professional. However, due to his new line of work he has had many threats made against him. Including being ran off the road.
So the young man has decided to purchase a firearm and possible mounting a holster to the frame of the said motorcycle. What advice and knowlegde do you wish to pass on regarding firearm and holster choice?
>new Rebel 300 Yikes Get a better motorcycle so you can't be run off the road first. Seriously you didn't get the 500 even?
Jason Sanders
>rebel 300 >buying a gun to defend a trash heap Kill yourself and unironically.
Joshua Clark
Unironically a shockwave. I'd suggest the semi auto version but only Remshit and Black Aces make them in semi right now. Remshit is legendarily bad these days and I can't speak to Black Aces guns. Other than that you might look at the Fightlite Raider which is the same birdshead grip/non-nfa shorty but in 5.56/.300blk ar-pattern. Either way your best bet is also getting a good RDS for it so that if you have to use it while riding it's actually feasible with one hand. Meh, there's no shame in getting a small fry bike as your first serious bike. Personally I would buy a YZF-R3 over the Rebel 300, but the Honda isn't really a bad bike.
Asher Gonzalez
The guy is still learning and wanted something he wouldn't mind dropping, he just doesn't want to eat shit from some 19 drug pusher.
That looks pretty sick, it would look cool in a saddle holster Wrong field bro, we just keep them in their cages and feed them and make sure they don't rape/kill themselves/others.
> Seriously you didn't get the 500 even? Is there something wrong with liquid cooled thumper?
Jacob Martin
Fightlite Raider
Brandon Rivera
Arm yourself with an education and a better job.
Lucas Lee
>Unironically a shockwave So a gun that requires to hands to cycle is your unironic suggestion? The better choice is a gun he can shoot off hand with a double stack. Shooting one handed might also mean limp wristing is an issuse so a CZ-75/Hi-power might be the way to go.
I get a pretty decent bonus with my associates, like an extra 3k a year on base salary? As far as a better job, I'm working on my resource management degree with the tuition assistance so I can do some park ranger stuff It is a stock image, mine is almost exactly like that.
>yeah I don’t round up the people and put them in cages, I just make sure they stay in the cages C’mon man.
Anthony Cox
user dont listen to these autistic fags. A Honda Rebel 300 is a fine bike and will outrun any stock vehicle which is what niggers and meatheads use anyway...well back to the gun I would say use something you are comfortable shooting one handed. A shockwave is a good idea if you're not a complete manlet but desu any revolver chambered in 357 would help if you can handle the recoil. Also, not a prison guard but know alot of them and the best thing they have said is to never ever ever discuss personal details with them yet alone have anything personal on you or on your phone. Such as keychains, wallet , pictures etc.
Michael Flores
>can outrun any stock vehicle >stock vehicle >honda rebel 300 >286cc motor >top speed 83 mph Fucking mega kek. I could outrun your ass in a 20 year old 4x4 truck...
All the fat fucks in this thread butthurt theyre too heavy for a Honda 300. My first bike was a 250 Honda Hawk It got me where I needed to go just fine. But I can see how it could seem slow if your 300+ lbs
Levi Hill
Any recommendation that isn't a pistol with a red dot is completely clown-tier. You want something that's easy to hold and aim with. Consider a comp since you may be shooting 1 handed. I really do not recommend leaving a gun with a vehicle, major theft risk.
You don't do much driving in America do you? Long open roads without more than a 5 degree bend for miles and miles. The truck wins
Thomas Fisher
I actually bought it on a whim. I was looking for cars at an auto dealership and the guys were literally taking her off the truck and it was love at first sight. I had the cash in hand and got a pretty good discount with my student I.D.
oh no way, man I just wanted something that I could keep on the bike while I was using it and slipping it back on me or locking up at work.
Zachary Watson
This desu. Get a gun you can shoot with your left hand accurately and put a dot on it
Jason Davis
>I wanted something that stays with the bike Oh, so you're retsrded then. Come back when you've been riding for a couple seasons, you'll understand
Carter Walker
Ah, a fly-over fag. Sorry bud, but there is more to the country than your cow and cornfields. Mountain region masterrace reporting in where driving is actually fun.
Can you please explain it to me, Sensei? You could save my life and the life of others with your wisdom? Is it because if I drop the bike or wreck, it could discharge the firearm? Or because I'll probably be fucking stupid and leave it?
You definitely don't do much driving around the US
Samuel Mitchell
Whats hard to understand? Stuff left on the bike is easily stolen.
Adrian Moore
If you've got more than the 30 bucks in wrenches you need inside your saddlebags, you don't leave that shit there when you get off the bike. Unless you've got some kind of personal locker just for your bike when you get to work and literally no one else has access to , by all means, keep your mom's wedding ring out there, too. Still doesn't change the fact that you don't want to be shooting something so big it has to be left with the bike while you're riding, idjit. >t. Practices shooting his 1911 from his 600 vstar
Oliver Thomas
1887 M1 carbine in a leather sheath Two blackhawks on your belt + cowboy hat Sawed off double barrel
Realistically though a nice handgun that you think is comfortable with a red dot. No clue about the holster though, that kinda sounds like a custom job
Alexander Ward
Close, close, just about half the country away since I live on a coast
Bentley Flores
Nah, I found a leather holster that's actually perfectly angled to hold my pistol when in the reclined riding position. Sucks ass if you're sitting straight though
Jose Nelson
Just detected the faggot virgin whos never left his shitty town. Sorry bud but most of the countries highways are mountainous or have roads that lead to a major city
Charles Lee
>Not wanting to fire a shotgun one handed while speeding away on your bike Pleb
Lincoln Gutierrez
You don't mount a weapon to your bike unless you're an autistic hardley-ableson riding leather-boy.
Either that, or you're living in a Mad Max fantasy world.
Zachary Baker
Some of the other guys carry to work and said that if I wanted, I can ask the superintendent for a special permit to bring the firearm onto the property and I can keep it locked up at the sergeant's cubbyhole lockup thing.
ok.... for starters you arnt making that much money, thats what my brother does and he's poor as shit. #2, youre spewing bullshit, no one ran you off the road, or if they did it was your own fault and unrelated to your job entirely. #3, youre fiancing a 300cc motorcycle............ .............. maybe wait on buying a gun until you take the fucking training wheels off you pussy
Matthew Green
I bought a drop leg bag that I carry in when I ride. It looks nerdy, but I do atgatt anyway so it blends in well. I don't like the idea of attaching it to the bike and not my body, but that's just me. I just carry my EDC, currently a bodyguard.
Carson Flores
Because a holster cant be moved from a starter bike to a upper-tier bike, right?
Ryan Scott
Either do that or just carry and fuck the poleese. Trust me man, you're not hitting shit for a long time anyway, it's like jousting at highway speed. If you can't shoot it AT your attacker a couple times to make them fuck off, you need a different weapon. Pistols are the only ones that you can reasonably handle with your non throttle hand
Joshua Lee
how the fuck you plan on pumping a shotgun while riding a motorcycle. and dont say one handed.
this whole thread is retarded and youre giving bikers a bad name by being a god damn idiot
Benjamin Turner
>no one ran you off the road >t. Doesn'tride You want to find out what your neighbors are really like, hop on a bike
Lucas Gonzalez
no because your a fucking idiot. think this threw your thick ass skull. why would you "mount" a gun or even holster to a bike? you gonna leave it there when you get off? you gonna shoot at people while youre driving? see where that lands you
protip: since your already in the joint but on the outside go ahead and hide some petroleum jelly somewhere assessable to an inmate, that way when you shoot at an old lady because you think shes a bad guy from your work and cutting you off out of spite, and it turns out to really just be you just sucking at riding motorcycles and you end up in jail for life. Then pull out the jelly before tyrone and his brothers rape your asshole you wont end up in the ICU
Ryan Cox
Sweetie takes a deep breath for a moment, you cant read with those tears in your eyes. I'm sorry your brother is not lucky enough to find a decent place to work. I was due to playing football with the recruiting sergeant's kid in high school and my AAS and EMT cert helps me earn a little over 1.5k extra on the 36k base salary. That and overtime, I can expect to make about 40-42k a year.
Now, if you've calmed down you can see that no one has attempted to, but some of the inmates have been making threats of getting their cousins/homeboys to "run you and that new bike into a fucking ditch." This concerns me because the only time I ever talk at work is giving them orders, roll, and on the radio. I have never mentioned having a new vehicle to anyone inside that jail.
Now, hopefully, you're starting to see that you should read before you type just like you should listen before you speak because you would see that I bought the bike in full because I was there with $6000 in cash looking at cars and saw the $4800 bike while there.
Just OC a revolver, nice heavy trigger pull so it's not as fucked by the lack of dexterity in motorcycling gloves
Aiden Gomez
you probably did tell them or they overheard you bragging about it. also 42k wow... shoot for the stars kid. my wedding cost more than that an im 26 years old. im happy i went to college, it really does pay off, its probably still a possibility for you.
Im also held an EMT-B license and im positive it means jack shit for how much you make, it means nothing just looks good on a resume. I had my in the state of KY and was an EMT for most of my years in college (where i was making almost as much as you do now) its a joke to have the cert, getting it consisted of like three 8 hour classes and a couple hundred bucks. You probably should stuck with that, paramedics make really good money, more than your ever gonna make at the jail house
Adam Baker
Here come the lolberts to shit up an otherwise okay thread.
Jace Gutierrez
Smash up some sparkplugs and stick the little ceramic pieces in a pouch to carry around when you're on the road. Flick them behind you at the windshields of the dickwads that climb up your ass.
Luke Rivera
>my wedding cost more than that an im 26 years old
not op but this is a shit brag, you fell for the meme
Colton Williams
This desu >I'm horrible with my money, bet you don't like that, huh fag
Zachary Edwards
>my wedding cost more than that Nigger you best be trolling. You got scammed. BIG TIME! Did the she-bitch you call a wife force you into that shit?
must be hard being poor, I'm sure your girl is gonna love her $500 dress, $2,000 venue and your craigslist photographer/DJ
Justin Jenkins
You don’t want to keep a firearm on your bike. You want to keep the firearm on your person. With that said, because this has now turned into a question of the best pistol for CC, I would recommend a Glock. They’re light, they’re slim for what they are, they’re highly durable and extremely reliable. Most bikefags on this board seem to gravitate towards HK for some odd reason, but I’d stick with the Glock as it does literally everything HK does for less money.
Elijah Allen
Not the pic intended to post, but fuck it. It will do. It's a really nice painting even if it's unrelated to anything in the thread.
David Wright
>my wedding cost more than that an im 26 years old. im happy i went to college, it really does pay off, its probably still a possibility for you. Yeah I bet you have high-5 or low-6-figure debt for that school. You sound like an absolute knob gobbling faggot, I bet you make like $65k and think you're hot shit. Have fun with that divorce kid, statistics show that the higher the cost of your wedding the higher your chance for divorce, and considering how much of a dull braggart you seem like I'd bet she leaves you sooner rather than later.
Well she loved her handmade dress and the completely free cliff side we held the official ceremony at. Sorry you have shit taste, I'll never forget having half the town's crockpots in my garage while we roasted a pig in celebration out back. Muh materialism is a bad meme bro, you should check your shit some time
Mason Ortiz
Dude, she doesn't love you. She's just sucking your dick for money. You'll find her fucking her personal trainer in a few months.
I seriously hope you other guys aren't dumb enough to fall head-first into pussy this hard and get taken advantage of like this fool.
it shows how many of you have never been married.. kinda sad
>almost $6,000 for rings >$3,000 dress + $1,200 for alterations >venue for 400 people was almost $15,000 (food,bar seat covers, china etc)
wedding arnt cheap. i hope you can afford to get married someday OP and have a cutie happy wife
Jayden Reyes
Since I feel like this is a larp im going to say a 10/22 charger
Xavier Bell
>for less money There's a reason an 800 costs 8 grand from Harley and 3 everywhere else
Kevin Roberts
You're not Arnie and you're not going to be able to manhandle a shotgun one-handed. I'd suggest a couple spare mags for your service pistol.
Isaac Diaz
You know cities aren't the only places that you can get married in, and diamonds really aren't that rare
Levi Nguyen
Yeah, the name :^)
Gavin Bennett
The fucking triggering on this faggot
Hudson Long
It's not that hard shooting a shotgun one handed, it's working the action while on a bike that sucks
Samuel Torres
>spending this much money on a wedding when you aren't independently wealthy from an extremely large inheritance you are one dumb motherfucking goy
Hudson Anderson
My EMT-B does look pretty good on my laminated resume. I did it so I could have a fall back plan in case the whole jail thing wouldn't work (kinda look like its no sooo....) and traditionally aren't the bride's parents suppose to pay for the wedding?
Jack Murphy
I could tell you some obscure shit about some kind of trim or whatever the fuck that doesn't really matter, but I'd sound an awful lot like an HKfag trying to articulate how the mk23 is a better gun than an fn45
Benjamin Bennett
hahaha shitty diamonds arnt that rare, youre right about that
Oliver Baker
>wedding Have fun with you money while you can When your wife is bored of you, she’ll take it all.
Liam Stewart
I am married. I bought some gold for like 500 bucks and made wedding rings for us. Wife absolutely loves hers BTW. We got married down at the court house, I wore my parade uniform, she wore her some of her nice weekend clothes. We had a small reception where we invited like 10 people each, only close friends and close relatives. The whole deal cost less than a grand. That was 8 years ago. Out marriage is as still going strong and we've got 3 kids.
Wyatt Mitchell
>It's not that hard shooting a shotgun one handed ....on a bike going 40 or 50 mph while staying in your lane and trying to aim and not get run over at the same time. Yeah okay. I don't own a motorcycle, I don;t even have a dirt bike any more, but that doesn't sound plausible.
Levi Foster
>almost $6,000 for rings WEW FUCKING LAD you're bad with money My wife's ring was $1500 and was everything she could possibly have wanted in a ring. Mine was a $40 titanium band. >venue for 400 people Wow what the fuck yeah, I'm starting to think you might be full of it. We invited almost everyone we could think of and we barely broke 200. Did you invite an entire small town or something? That's another sign of ostentatious bullshit, making sure you show off the whole affair to as many people as possible. >i hope you can afford to get married Being able to "afford" getting married is a meme that you fell for hard. Your wedding should reflect your means. If you're poor, have a simple ceremony on public land. Get a friend to marry you. Pay for cheap catering instead of a dedicated wedding caterer. Rent a suit. Rent a dress. If your bride melts down because your wedding isn't expensive enough, she's a money-obsessed cunt and you're making a mistake.
Aaron Gutierrez
I've rode a rebel 300 and its a fun bike. All that matters now is that you're not a cager anymore.
300 is a great starting point for a new rider, and probably has pretty low insurance since not a ton of people buy a rebel 300 and subsequently crash it.
Eli Evans
My friend made him and his wife's ring from dentist gold and they reserved a state park for their wedding. Her dress was one that bought by my mom as her wedding gift. We got a local that they both loved and they were able to feed the 50 guests. It was quite a nice festival. He and I ran the numbers and it costed something like $2000 dollars? They decided they'd rather spend the cash on something other than a single day. Now they got a houseboat and its pretty rad
Cameron Powell
>coping this hard You got cucked out of money, just face it. Thank you for contributing to divorce statistics, though. t. accountant who works in divorce litigation
Jace Perez
Fellas I don't think he plans on doing a defensive drive by. I think he just want to have something readily available to pull out in seconds
Nathan Morales
It'd probably be easier on the bike desu since you can throw the fore end on your handle bar, but unless you're some kind of wizard I'm not seeing any kind of reliable cycling unless you use 3 inch shot that'll knock the pump all the way to the back. Most 2 3/4 will cycle it far enough to eject a shell but it's still short of loosing the next in my experience. Otherwise you can just ram the gun forward and the weight of the pump carries it into battery, it's the funniest shit man
Isaac Smith
This, my 454 will always be my favorite bike even if I can't ride it on the freeway without overheating. Damn thing is a trickster's dream once you're nice and cozy
John Perez
Unironically these. If your woman demands a super expensive wedding, fucking run. My gf’s parents are immigrants and so she grew up learning the value of money. When I buy her nice shit I have to lie to her that it was cheap or she gets upset that I wasted money on her. When we get married it’ll be a small ceremony in a cheap/free venue so that we can save our money for a new house / investments
Hunter Flores
Yeah that's why I told him to get a pistol he can draw left handed, but now I really want to try shooting my shockwave from my bike
