What is loving a gun like? What's the best way to show a gun you love it?

What is loving a gun like? What's the best way to show a gun you love it?

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Shoot it you fucking faggot.

Kiss

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shoot her, clean her, cum on her, replace springs and such when they get worn out, store her properly, and dry fire her.

Can you legally marry a gun?

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>Her
Peasant

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fuck you

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this... well almost.

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Peasant

>Can't fit benis in barrel, magwell or ejection port
>Have to grind on the stock
What do

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>tfw no cowboy bf

someday we'll all have cowboy action bfs user

>TFW no cowboy bf to tease the fuck out of

Someone snuck an MLP reference in there.
Still need to get an RMR for one of mine. Going to leave one well enough alone with the stock irons. Got the Kenai chest holster on its way.

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suck it off S-oy Boi

>Tfw no historical 1880 colt bf who you slowly show how to love another man

suck it off S-oy Boi

probably looks like this

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>Tfw used to think that people saying they felt a connection with their guns were crazy.
>Tfw last week humped my M14 until I fell asleep with it.
What am I becoming?

More like
Pleasant

>tfw no sentient gun gf

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someday user

stick it in your ass then tongue the poop out of the barrel, especially if its a glock

damn didn't know there was a 10mm glock, it's going on the list to buy

Tiocfaidh ár lá

didn't catch it

damn heathen

Giving the gun the best clothes you can and spending a bit of time cleaning it with a bunch of Q-tips. Oddly satisfying actually.

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Literal Jow Forumsommando

Yes. I didn't realize just how many Q-tips I would burn through, until I owned guns...

Now I just buy the big Q-tip box.