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La creatura...

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nth for Fuck Libs and the UN

And it's down Along Lethbridge, that's where I long to be,
Lying on the snow with the Ca-nuck company!
A comrade on my left and another in a dress,
And a clip of Russian surplus for my little SKS!

I was stopped by a Mountie, he said: "You are a swine"
He hit me with his rifle and he wrote me up a fine!
I begged and I pleaded, but he left me a sorry mess
But all the time I'm thinking of my little SKS!

And it's down in Gatineau that's where I long to be,
Lying on the snow with the Ca-nuck company!
A comrade on my left and another one in a dress
And a clip of Chinese surplus for my little SKS!

A RCMP man came marching up our town
Six hundred CF soldiers he had gathered all around
"Come out, you cowardly Canucks", "come out and Confess!"
But he cried, "I'm only joking!", when he heard the SKS!

Sure it's down along Vernon, that's where I long to be,
Lying on the snow with the Ca-nuck company!
A comrade on my left and another one in a dress,
And a clip of Yugo surplus for my little SKS!

Sure, the CF came to visit me, it was in the early hours,
With Gators and Grizzly's and Bison armoured cars
They thought they had me cornered, but I made them second guess
With the steel-cored surplus bullets of my little SKS!

And it's down in Iqaluit that's where I long to be,
Lying on the snow with the Ca-nuck company!
A comrade on my left and another one in a dress
And a clip of Roma surplus for my little SKS!

When Trudeau came to Trono, he said, The battle's won
Said Goodall, "We're winning sir, we have them on the run!"
But constables and privates call out quickly in distress
"Send for reinforcements! it's the god damned SKS!"

And it's down along Gander, that's where I long to be,
Lying on the snow with the Ca-nuck company!
A comrade on my left and another one in a dress
And a clip of Czech-O surplus for my little SKS!

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This will never not make me happy

disgusting

>proud Canadian

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I bet he has an NFA membership

Why are you so obsessed with this guy?

He's probably banned from CGN for being the same kind of petulant autist he is here.

TAIWAN NUMBAH ONE

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Damn, knowing the tune makes this so much better
Fucking love it

why are canada general threads going so fast these days? I see few new ones every day.
what's going on???

the leafs are organizing
the pile thickens

We're coming out of hibernation, looking to acquire more guns and mate with them.
Also, election year, which means lots of gun related things come up.

What’s his name/trip?

>tfw no Irish singing user will ever bring this song to life

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Meet goblina

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Olive oil makes great anal lube.

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Good to know.
Dios mio...
What actually compels people to do shit like this? Is having a pistol grip really that important?

Try toothpaste, might cover the smell of shit and disease.

woah buddy, this isn't grindr

My foot has a higher IQ than the entire liberal party.

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That's not a foot. That's a fucking flipper. That's god damn disgusting. KYS Soup you fucking off topic shitposting faggot

Honestly, it might as well be.

There is no homosexuality in Canada general, everyone here is straight as a razor.

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I’m not soup

Just a dude in BC

Also holy fuck there’s a lot of angry truckers here

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Why is Asian surplus so hard to find? Almost all of it is European, and the Asian choices are usually Chinese. Why don't we have any Japanese/Vietnamese/Thai/Korean/etc. surplus?

>tfw I break razors on a regular basis at work

hotel room?

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>shaving gay cock for maple syrup porn

I think its because Asian countries like Japan and Korea are even less amenable to letting civilians get access to gats than Yuropoors, also most of tthe jap surplus went to burgs who managed to get bringbacks from the Pacific campaign while most Canadian bringbacks were from the European theatre.

All this footsie posting is getting me hot and bothered

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Yeppers, for now.

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>Jow Forumsanada general - feet, gay hookups and sometimes guns

>TFW you wear 13's
Sometimes I question whether the difficulty of shoe shopping is worth everyone assuming I have a huge dick.

>tfw feetlet
>dick above avg tho

That’s better than nothing ;)

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Blessed dubs

Should I even be thinking about buying BRKT? I need a good knife that keeps its edge to properly dress/skin a deer. I have plenty of knives, some of which would probably be adequate to the task, but with the steel quality I doubt they would do well. With that said, I've never been on a hunt, let alone killed a deer. I have no idea wtf I'm doing.

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People used to do it with rocks I'm pretty sure your knives would be fine

not quite what i was looking for, but i'll take it.

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imagine being only mens 13
t. mens 16

sweet jeebus, what kind of crack shack hovel motel are you staying at? You're not on Government travel status are you?

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Anybody hit the range this weekend? Spring has sprung get the fuck out there.

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I didn't know Shaquille O'Neal was into guns.

how do you let yourself go like this?

Best deal for weekly rates in local area.

Not bad, honestly.

Only incident was an Asian pizza delivery guy that got my unit instead of the right one.

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sime1 save the doge he drowning :o

Is that an ACR? Is it true they lose accuracy after a few hundred rounds? The prospect of having to re-tighten the barrel every few hundred rounds has kept me from buying them and XCRs; I don't see why I should have to put up with that crap from a $3000 rifle.

Never heard of that being a problem with the XCR

you ever feel like not making the same posts over and over again sometimes?

>Tfw wear size 8.5
>Tfw shoes are never in stock because it's such a normie size
Reeeeee

That one was cobble together by some vietcong who was jealous of his comrades AK.

Horsecops probably have a foot database.

2k rounds through this with no sign of accuracy deterioration.

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Why are you living in a hotel?

>Proud
>Canadian
kek

yes

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No doubt ; ;

Moved from Nova Scotia to British Columbia, no home yet. Family sorta fucked me over.

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well you gonna show your butthole or what

where are you in BC? Are you looking for an apartment while you stay in a motel?

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You moved to my Province! The absolute worst one to choose when comparing Cost of Living to the average wage...

I hope you have money or skills to pay the bills here...

On the flipside, the geography here is Ace...

Mmmmm.

Debating posting my dick, but getting banned sucks.

Either that or find a femboi to rail.

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Yeah, just getting settled. Minor setbacks but shit happens.

Have some ideas. Can’t really expand on that, but it should be better in under a year.

I have one too. They are great rifles. 1.5 moa with bottom tier remshit ammo. Never had a problem

Nice. What area did you choose?

In Abbotsford right now, have something planned around Thunder River.

Not saying I’m staying here, I just had to get away from my family in NS. Fucking locusts, pure, unfiltered nastiness from those people.

Almost went full rubber room from all the mental fuckery.

Abbotsford can be a shithole in some areas. Stay safe dude

I'm in Langley, so right next door.

Ya, as much as I too want to stay 'loyal' to all my family members, sadly there are a couple of them where it is in my best interest to severely limit contact with. It's for the best.

Lots of nice places in BC if you like the mountains and space... Not a day goes by when I don't think about moving to some small town in the Kootenay's.

Used to extreme gang violence and worse. Definitely seen some sketchy shit, but it’s not too bad here.

Woods life, with the right prep is amazing. Worth it in every sense. As for family, never regret what you do for yourself. Ever.

Abby is safe... You'll hear about the odd East Indian targeted gang shooting, see a few crackheads roaming around downtown proper, but other than that it's not a dangerous place. Toronto it ain't...

>extreme gang violence
in NS??

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>Langley
Hey neighbour, surrey here

Between Dartmouth and the Preston area.

Seen some shit.

Used to live in housing projects, Kennedy/Churchill. Place has not changed.

If you people stopped living up to your stereotypes, I wouldn't have to push for a wall to be built straight up 196th from the border to the Fraser ;-)

I’ll make sure I fuck some more Langley girls before the wall goes up then ;)

You Black by chance?

well we are in real nigga hours rn

White with a near buzz cut.

Just grew up in the shit instead of the suburbs.

I only asked, because I Googled Preston, and was shocked that the town is 70% Black...

From a Canadian viewpoint, especially for me living out West, Blacks are still an anomaly here. Very rare...

Yeah it’s something else, for sure.

Good people, bad people, really bad shit comes from there.

Sounds like a miniature Detroit in the makings...

I like some of the areas of Newfoundland, for their beauty and cheap home ownership costs...

However, I also know that could only become a possibility if I'm financially secure enough to retire from the workforce.

Never buy bark River... They grind their edges after heat treat, which fucks it up. And owner of the company is a complete con artist and crook, look up the countless threads on bladeforums

Is there a cure for gayness? Can a therapist cure you? Does going to a doctor for a cure for the gay compromise your ability to have a PAL?
>inb4 kys

no
no
no

There’s an easy cure.

Get a femboy into your bed and gently fuck him, until you’re both spent. Then hold him close and drift off into a deep sleep.

Gay.

That sounds a bit gay to me

Nah it’s hella straight

I’ve done it so many times, still not gay

Based and straightpilled
cringe

Someone post the tune to this plz

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Where does one find femboys that aren't also lefty trash?

Ive never even seen a femboy irl so im lucky as fuck.

Dude...Im frankly, insulted.
:(
I might be a faggot but im not fucking gay

Repostan from last thread
So Winchester made a 10/22 clone that does a bunch of quirky shit, and the MSRP is $249 which makes this a good deal for what it is. I hope they come here soon

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Please tell me theyre not 10/22 cuck mags. I want 3o rounders

>tavor
based
dabbing on the haters

good for you soup