Patch Thread: Shitty Camera Edition

This is a strict no bully zone do you have your bully license?

Would anybody buy these as a 2x5 patch or is this too bland an idea

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Nigger white female? Female male shota?

'No way fag' and 'Fuck my sister'

I mean they'd be cool if anyone knew what the fuck it was supposed to mean. Is it a reference to something or?

R8

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*sssnnnnniiiiffffffff*

Who sold the Japari Park Ranger patch?

Needs more exposed b hole

It's a resident evil thing

I honestly wouldn't know that was the reference and would therefore not buy it. But maybe other anons would idk

that a design the chinks made for someone else already. but you asked to get some examples

Interesting. What's the face patch? Where do I get it?

good theme

gay

wendigo operator anyone?

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wrmfzy, it's really cool despite being pvc, and the eyes glow in the dark

NO bully

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looks nice would cop but i can't afford getting that to leafistan

Fabric to embroider on for the next set of patches. I'll post upcomming designs when i get back to my machine on thursday

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do u have any leftover stock left? you have the most based patches

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i like it

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Thanks leafbro I appreciate the feedback! There's free shipping on all orders over 55 eurobucks an there's a 15% discount if you leave me your email to share with interpol :^) see if that's cool with you price-wise and if not shoot me an email at store (at) beshtiya.eu and I'll see what I can do.

I was thinking of making stickers of it but the full illustration is a bit long, I'll see

This a nose bully zone kid

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Can anyone identify what this patch means? All I know is that my buddy traded it from a Norwegian sailor.

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probably norwegian.......

Hey NEET I shipped back that wrong size shirt that got sent to me last week.

Might be this, a norbro sent me the link
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kystjegerkommandoen

Thanks man! I think it's a match

No worries pal, eurobros to the rescue

You mean eurocucks

neither of us are brits, or germans, or any other country that is infested, and we own big boy gats

but yes eurocucks or youpoors, both work fine

I feel a mighty need for a Shampoo patch now, that art is top notch

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Got my tactical tabbies patch set today!!! I know you lurk Nigga!! Thanks for the sweet patches!!!

To this user: yes

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Alright i've been slacking so i haven't done one of these for a while so i'm just doing one big (for me) shout out: Thanks NEET, Badger, Tabbies, Sticker, and Crimson

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oof

Who was making the ATF patch again?

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Don't say oof, that's gay.

big OOF

The one in the pic? myself

Dunno about the actual ATF patch

R8 patch

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T R A P P

nigger they have a trans strasserist flag, do you really gotta point out the obvious?

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There was someone making another ATF head patch, closer to the original.

>I know you lurk Nigga
quit talking like a nigger

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There's plenty of those around afaik

>trans strasserist flag
If i knew what the fuck that is I wouldn't have pointed it out. Sounds like some reddit tier shit tbqh famalamaroony

it is

No, it's literally just the Trans flag, with the Strasserist symbol overlaid on it
It's basically National Socialism, but more Marxist-Leninist Socialism, instead of Prussian Socialism (big difference)

Then don't get angry at me for not knowing shit about mental disabilities

>National Socialism, but more Marxist-Leninist Socialism, instead of Prussian Socialism

That sounds gayer than being a trap, I'm sad that I now know what it is

Cracka killah Patch, when?

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Yeah, there's a reason all Strasserists got Night of the Long Knifes'd

(pic related)

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that cant be real

some new stuff is in the shop, as well as a Killdozer and OAC restock

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In what universe does that look like a humanoid that could survive

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Wish I could read desu

just click it nigga

You seen that slavic neanderthal?

I've seen the Brazilian Macacao man, but not the Slavic Neanderthal, but both of them don't look as horribly deformed as that photoshop

this came out pretty good I think

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I'm quite literally illiterate, my mom actually reads all the posts and memes for me for 30 minutes each day

I dig it, what is it?

An extremely Russian joke

F if true
Basically they're NazBols(ish)

What the hell is this dude on?
Fascist? Trans? Also likes socialist north korea? That must be some expensive heroin. Nothing makes sense.

I'm a slav and I can read Cyrillic, but the only legible part is kosovo kosovo srbija the rest is kinda difficult

see about the Trans Strasserist flag, and as for the Norkie flag, that's because NK is a "Strasserist/NazBol nation"

designed and and proofed by real live russian militant midget

Thank you, Ivan.

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>russian militant midget
One of the more unusual stories in the annals of South Florida history centered on a small troupe of Russian circus performers known as the Royal Russian Midgets. In the early 1940s, whether by chance or intention, the group settled in a then remote area of Dade County called Sweetwater Estates. The troupe was pivotal in the early municipal organization of Sweetwater, a city which presently finds itself at the center of an expansive metropolitan area. Their story (within living memory but largely lost today) is as follows.

Fair enough, what is it then? Why would I buy it if I don't understand it kek

As the end of the czarist era was approaching in Russia a group of small-sized people banded together in 1907 forming the "Petrograd Star Company." They were largely the sons and daughters of peasants with little opportunity for escaping the poverty and famine of rural Russia. The company was formed as a travelling troupe of entertainers. The troupe became accomplished in well-staged theater productions. They were also known as wonderful singers of Russian classics and folk tunes. Their training went far beyond circus tricks and top hat showmanship.

In time, the company grew to a main troupe of 23 midgets. They traveled across Russia to Siberia, Manchuria, India, Japan and the Philippines. Their fame brought them to perform before notables of the day. The impressive roster of spectators included the Romanov’s (the royal family of Russia); the Japanese imperial family and General Chiang Kai-shek when he controlled mainland China.

Under a midget by the name of Michael Sokolsky, an offshoot of the main troupe was formed. They became the "Russian Royal Midgets." The "Royal" midgets continued touring overseas as they had when part of the larger group. History was to play a direct hand in their destiny as the troupe was on tour during the Russian revolution of 1917. Family members back home advised the tiny troupe not to return and stay abroad. Like many other Russian expatriates who could no longer return home, the midget troupe is thought to have found temporary refuge in Nationalist China.

In 1931, the midget troupe arrived in the U.S. through the port of San Francisco. By 1933, having lost all hope to return to Russia and the lives they had left behind, the Royal Russian Midgets became American citizens. For the remainder of the 1930s they performed across the United States joining various circuses and carnivals. The midgets’ talent, child-like innocence, melancholy for their lost country and kind nature were noted by many and their popularity soared. Room, board and clothes were provided for each troupe member but payment was only a few dollars per month. Unscrupulous managers kept most of the profits and keeping the tiny group deliberately poor. The midgets were not fluent in English nor were they business savvy enough to take matters into their own hands. So, by necessity, the band stuck together.

By the late 1930s, the troupe was looking towards the eventuality of retirement. They had been performing for more than three decades. Florida’s climate and land availability beckoned many seeking warmth, fresh air and open land. The well travelled and weary circuses of those days were no exception. Central and west coast sections of the state were the winter headquarters of many circuses and travelling troupes.

A ticket seller by the name of Joseph Sanderlin who had become a confidante of the midget troupe took over as their business promoter. Sanderlin treated his trustees as guardian and protector. In 1939, the six foot high Sanderlin married Anna Parfenova, a midget member of the troupe just under four feet in height. The Royal Russian Midgets also included one other "full-sized" associate, Joseph (a.k.a. ‘Q. Teacher’) Korobkin. Korobkin served as interpreter since the midgets stuck to the Russian language.
While traveling through the Miami area, the troupe came across Sweetwater Estates just off the Tamiami Trail. The subdivision had been platted 16 years earlier but had gone bust as was the case with many South Florida subdivisions and tracts after 1926. Most of Sweetwater Estates came under the control of Clyde Andrews in 1938. Andrews reinitiated efforts to sell and develop lots in the area. Among his first customers were the Royal Russian midgets.

Birds are better then cats and one day ill make bird patches for true patricians

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Perhaps it was the cheapness of the land or maybe Sweetwater provided both isolation and proximity (by way of the Trail connecting Miami with Naples) that enticed the troupe to finally settle here. They had traveled the world many times over but it came down to this spot where they made a permanent home. The troupe of twelve under Joe Sanderlin built nine scaled down houses that included accessible furniture, cabinets, doors and rooms. Sanderlin and his wife Anna envisioned the small community at Sweetwater as the start for what they hoped would be a more populous village and refuge for midget performers. Their plans included a future store and theater. It was expected that tourists visiting South Florida would come and see them as well.

In 1941, the midgets along with thirteen other residents voted to incorporate Sweetwater. A charter was signed and Sanderlin was elected as the first mayor (Anna becoming the town’s de facto ‘First Lady’). Again, circumstances of history came in to play. By the end of 1941, America was at war. Gasoline and valuable raw materials were rationed to aide in the war effort. Traveling and construction were curtailed. The initial interest in creating a Mecca for midgets waned. A few of the troupe went back on the road or moved away. The midgets who were left tended small vegetable gardens, fished in the nearby canal and tried to maintain a sense of community by staying loyal to themselves and speaking their native tongue. The dwindling community also remained faithful to the Orthodox Church. They were among the early founders of Saint Knayz Vladimir Russian Orthodox Church in West Dade and where among the congregants who met under a tent until a church building was finished in 1948.

Copping several now

К P Ы M - P O C C И Я
A Л Я C К A - P O C C И Я
B C E -P O C C И Я
К P O M E К O C O B O
К O C O B O - C E P Б И Я

Crimea is Russia
Alaska is Russia
Everything is Russia
except Kosovo
Kosovo is Serbia

A memorial plaque in Cyrillic letters was erected in 1979 at Saint Vladimir’s in memory of four of the Royal Russian Midgets. The plaque is the only recognition which exists today of a largely forgotten and obscure piece of Florida history.

F

That's funny I like that, especially because I'm a yugobro

Why my pp hard

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why did you make this image cringe with the Y*ng meme
Also that's a transgender Strasserist, so you're triple gay

maybe you're just a homosensual?

What? I didn’t make it, but I cropped that part out.

Nah, the Jow Forums patch trap is the closest thing we have to genetically engineered cat girls, I just wanna see a pic with ears and thighs in the same pic

Cyrillic reads:
Crimea - Russia; Alaska - Russia; Everything - Russia
Except Kosovo: Kosovo - Serbia

Any chance you're going to restock the Air and Ground Bundle w/ killdozer being back in stock

>cropped that part out.
It's literally on the cap dingus

Not for me

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