What's your line, before you pull the trigger?
What's your line, before you pull the trigger?
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Egg drop soup
Probably “shit!”
its not loaded trust me!
Allahu akbar
die nigger
"SLAP THE PANCAKES!"
FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SONNOFABITCH
“Marvin what do you think, you think God came down from heaven-“
Say nothing, one liners are for try hard faggots
Sigh.... *Unzips dick*
MAMMA MIA THAT'SA SPICY MEATABALL
Fuck on your ass, double nigger!
Respawn in...
BLYAT
I would like a refund if possible. I feel I paid entirely too much for this experience.
I never like your potato salad
"Remember when you were eight-years-old? What did you want to be when you grew up?"
>Keep the change, you filthy animal.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I can't say the N word but I can still pull the trigger....nigger" *blam*
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA
ICE KNOWING YOU
uh?
I, uh, shit, um, nice to, um, see you in *BLAM* *EEEEEEEE* WHAT?! *EEEEEEEEEE*
So long, Space Gayboy
kek
"NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"
Time to add some mass to your form
Remove kabab
You made your last delivery, kid.
Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
From where you're kneeling, must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is - The game was rigged from the start.
you wonder if you're going to be heavier or lighter when your dead.
Surprise, Cockfag!
butt ass
Not Today.
"Check my doppels, nigger"
Hmmph, all for Umbrella's sake
When I dump my pants I dump my mag. Simple!
Eh, nothing personal kid.
No problem. Just rush hour.
Caspere knew this
"gay baby jail"
who's the retard now
Cleanup on aisle five.
If I do your math and chemistry homework, youll do my biology homework
IN HELL
NIGGER
HOWS THIS FOR YOUR SLAVERY REPARATIONS
HEY PAUL!
thats all folks
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Very loudly for the witnesses if there are any. “Stop attacking me, I am armed”, with one final “STOP”, in a super cucked voice. If there is even time for communication.
Thats what jew get!
Bismuth
Am I being detained?
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
womp womp
Lmao based mr freeze poster
Formerly.....
Chucks
KEK
FUCK I had something for this
look at chew now mang
Contact, contact wait out
'honk honk, nigger'
...
Woah, okay, Mr. Badass, save some pussy for the rest of us
"But what if the child consents tho?"
I like you
underrated
Uh-uh, I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But seeing as this is the 44. magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
/thread
Based af
Despite being 13%!
I haven't laughed at anything this retarded in a while
Based and frost pilled
Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”
MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEE
I call that big talk for a one eyed fat man
"this is what u get for being dimiky"
who paid you to grab dr pavel?
He was paid $1,000,000 per pun for that movie, and that's no exaggeration.
Based and vegaspilled
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
DROP THE WEAPON!
DROP THE WEAPON!
PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND ON YELLOW!
PUT YOUR LEFT HAND ON YOUR HEAD!
TURN AROUND!
CROSS YOUR LEGS!
WALK BACKWARDS TOWARDS MY VOICE
STOP MOVING!
"You should have never touched my tendies carl"
THIS IS FOR NOTRE DAME
To the left, take it back now y'all
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Freeze!
Everybody clap your hands
*bang bang bang*
Standing here I realize you were just like me trying to make history
>I fucking told you never to come back here
T-thanks
GARBAGE DAY!
DENTAL PLAN!
Based and brentonpilled
Keked and underrated