Why havent you mastered the way of the blade Jow Forums?

why havent you mastered the way of the blade Jow Forums?

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Sneed

Because your mom has mastered the way of mine

im not a beta,fat,a virgin, or autistic and I have guns!

get a halberd faggot

>claims to be not autistic
>posts on Jow Forums
Nice try faggot

Dad wouldn't buy me a sword he bought me a gun instead

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you do know you can be none of these to actually practice, right? its actually very relaxing.

>mastered the blockchain

The fuck is he gonna do with bitcoins?

Because I have mastered the way of adulthood.

>higher maintenance
>constant training to perfect
>no range or extreme cqb capabilities
>zero market outside Walmart knock-offs and Holland and Holland-tier custom orders
>almost zero information or opportunities and places to train
>same legality as a gun when carring in public areas in a lot of jurisdictions, especially outside the United States

because swords will never again be a valid weapon in combat beyond larping

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Doubt

you just demonstrated you are all three of those things

All these points are retarded or flat put wrong
>adulthood worship
Child detected

It's not that I don't like swords, though. But more so the fact that the majority of people don't like any form of social deviance whatsoever, regardless of what it is.

Personally, I don't have an issue if you have a passion for swords. Just like how people bash on me for liking the m91/30 and other traditional long rifles.

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I
MASTERED
THE
BLOCKCHAIN
GIMME
DEM
TENDIES

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I laughed so hard at blockchain Honestly next Jow Forums humor thread this

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Lol. You actually thought mastering the blade would save you from my wrath? You are but a mere mortal. I am a GOD

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Okay hawkeye

I wonder how many .mil dudes jacked off wearing that vest in the woods/some porta shitter before this edgy goofball got his mitts on it as milsurp

You know these dudes are looking back on these 5-10 years later and wishing they'd made better decisions. Especially the barefoot dude.

Barefoot dude probably has no ragrets. It was a recent pic, within a year or 2 at some kind of antifa function.

Because Sekiro doesn't have an easy mode, go easy on me :^)

Jow Forums dad

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Jow Forums in the marines

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Dude everyone in the military brings laptops and external hard drives full of porn on deployment. Besides, that meme format has been dead for a decade.

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god i wish i could be a fly on the wall when he tries shooting one of those wooden arrows and the mismatched spine and draw weight causes it to snap and skewer into his "forearm"

This is a meme right? Like someone wasnt ACTUALLY serious when making this...right guys?

the text might be a meme but some weeb somewhere actually posed for the picture thinking they looked cool

Wooden arrows should be good til at least 50lbs on a compound without much issue, but I would doubt he draw the string more than once and would probably hit the ground because they're all the wrong length.

>Daquan (locked)

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