Accidental/ negligent discharge story's go

>be me
>6 years ago
>in apartment
>take apart my fnp to clean
>put back together
>slide warm loaded mag into gun's feed hole
>drop slide stop
>EEEEEEEE
oh shittt
>how tf did that happen?
>round went through ceiling
>im on 2nd of 3 floors
fuck
panic setting in
>go upstairs to check on neighbor
>no answer
panic intensifies
>go back to apartment
>light cig on back balcony
>see bubblegums pull up in parking lot
>they get out and immediately beging looking around complex
>figure i may as well pay the piper
>go down and wait for them to return to their car
>"hey, uh...the call was probably because of me..."
>"lets go up to your apartment"
>poop a little
>go back to appartment with 5-0
>explain what happened
>they run my S/N (all good of course)
>one of the cops gets upstairs neighbor to answer. brings him down
>upstairs neighbor is steriotypical, thick-framed glasses wearing hipster faggot
>"dude that hit like, right were i was laying on the floor"
>"hey, uh, sorry about that, man"
>*bullet didnt penetrate all the way through*
>cops say they'll let me off with a warning but have to notify complex of their response
>the next day i suck apartment complex's dick explaining what happened
>"oh we're just glad nobody got hurt"
>send me on my way
>week later, get note on front door
>not eviction, but more or less told i have to move
feel like a fucking retard thinking about it, but at the same time, slightly pleased i probably still come up in that faggy hipster's conversations when discussing gun control

dont have one because I'm not retarded

im finna cringe

good for you bud but shit happens its just really bad shit , we are human and are not perfect just a really bad lapse of judgment ..an error that we will hopefully make once if we are not full retard .

was doing night shifts at gas station.
Was carrying my cc 9mm
Cuz next gas station down the roas was robbed recently by armed minorities
Even tho employment policy forbade any weapons even folding blades
Had my cc filled with hot Czech-made armour-piercing incidentary ammo (yes they do exist in 9mm)
Was outside checking pumps
Heard loud shrieks coming oit of dumster area
Began to pull out my 9 mil.
ND
bullet went down, into underground tank
Fire started immediately
I followed fire emerg SOP, shut everythong off, ran to evac area, called 911
Tank exploded within a minute
Fire trucks areived shortly, put fire down really fast.
Investigation never found what caused fire
They didnt ask me if i knew anything
All they asked was whether I followed procedures. I did.
So I never lied, but I didnt tell the whole truth, being a 25% kike.
Repairs rook about three weeks.
I got to keep rhe job.

Have you tried not being retarded?

>loading shotgun in gravel road
>drop shell
>one in a million rock strikes primer
>shell blows up
>no one hurt be scared everyone shirtless
That's it

P.S. later was told the noises (shrieks) were usually produced by some nocturnal animals. e.g. cats or weasels.

I dont think that really counts as an ND

next time look down the barrel before you AD, do us all a favor

Literally everyone in this thread. Next time you go to clean your gun, be sure to stare down the barrel or at least have it pointed at your genitals so in the even you actually do AD, you'll have done the human race a favor and removed yourself from the gene pool

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>Be me
>Make sure my gun is unloaded before fucking with it
>Never had an ND
It isn't hard

I've worked third shift at a gas station. Why the fuck were you checking the pumps? What the fuck is there to check?

Need to talk, frend?

your just a high and mighty toxic person arent you..

got a free saturday night special from my boss take to range to test fire finger off trigger pointed down range pull slide to chamber it mag dumps no trigger pulled pull mag put in pistol case never touch it again. its still in the pistol case 3 years later.

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shutup retard

These threads just give antigunners ammo against us. Pls stop reply

>pour parocide on it and continue

own an AK but can't spell peroxide?

who are you kidding, do you think anti-gunners can even USE ammo?

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i was with the kurds in syria in 2015. one time we ran out of ammo and had to fill our mags with the spare norinco chinkshit we had left but avoided before. had the first jam ever with my ak, and was also nervous as shit. so i tried to unjam it while pulling the trigger to test like the fucking idiot i am. it finally unjammed and i almost hit someone.
jammed twice after that, those were the only jams i had, at all. and it was only because of the chinese ammo, russian/soviet and iraqi ammo worked fine 100% of the time

can the chinese make anything that doesnt fuck up?

>be nig
>nig nogging where I'm not supposed to
>don't give a shit because laws are meant for white people
>nig my way inside a sto
>put my black all over the place
>air is saturated with crime
>level up my dindu skill
>Korean follows me everywhere I go
>he sees me
>I see him
>still doesn't compute
>open fridge and put my ashy hands all over one of the sprites
>open it like a nig
>music doesn't start magically playing
>Korean doesn't want to pay reparations today
>starts yelling at me
>doesn't know I dindu nuffin
>try to walk out the sto because because shiiieeet
>see no white bitches outside
>nig nog power starts depreciatin and shit
>need to boost it up
>look back, Korean on phone with po po
>pull my problem solver out of my Jordan™ undies
>accidently discharge it into his chest
>it's accidental because I don't know how to aim
>Korean falls to the ground
>dindu level rises
>so black right now the ground grows another black man wherever I'm standing
>drink my Sprite
>po po arrives
>tell me to cooperate
>I do not
>tell me to stand still
>I walk
>tell me to drop the gun
>I raise it
>they racism into my chest
>dindu level hits 0
>shiiieeet

i don't know, but huawei phone are alright.

>Be me
>Yesterday
>Shoot every 2 weeks or so, not as much as some people but a whole lot more than most on this board
>Go to public land to blast trash with slugs
>Keep shotgun unloaded on the way home to comply with BS laws
>When I get home I start to load buckshot into my gun for home defense
>Im a little tired and distracted, I had tripped on the way out to the "range" and had to limp all the way back
>Dont ND because I follow the 4 rules of gun safety and I am not literally retarded

If you've had a ND with your firearm, you should give them up and go back to school to relearn the basics.

>>Free Saturday night special

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>be nig

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I'd guess it's more of an accidental discharge than negligence, but hey it's a slow thread.

>be teenager
>neighbors dad likes to chootem
>get invited to backyard range day with same age friend and his dad
>inna backyard with dirt stop and rr ties
>going through pistols and a couple bolt guns
>friends dad whips out a thumb hole sks that takes Ak mags
>OHFUCKYEA.gif
>struggle to load rounds because weak
>fill er up with 10 rds cause ban era
>Pull charging handle
>SURPRISE MAG DUMP
>puckered about guns for almost a decade
Mfw chinesium sks and Ammo

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or coons.

There is no difference between the two. Keep your mother finger banging finger off the trigger and the gun wouldn't have gone off. That is negligence.

neg·li·gence
failure to take proper care in doing something

You're an idiot.

>Big nig

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I was gonna comment on how you could have avoided that by not having the barrel pointed upwards but you were stuck in a shit spot with an apartment above you and below you.
>point barrel up at an apartment
>point barrel down at an apartment
>point barrel to the side at who knows what
suddenly I see the value in keeping a clearing bucket or clearing log

In before 8 ND copy pasta

>Last night
>Mexibro is over showing me his cheap banger (S&W Sigma)
>I’m trying to explain to him the trigger isn’t very good
>So I grab my USP to compare
>I show and tell him the mag is loaded
>He promptly racks the slide and puts a hole in my floor
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for the rest of my night

Could’ve been worse, he felt really bad about it but he shot into one of the best places he could’ve, a giant brick block, but still really annoyed, nobody called the cops though.

You're retarded and could've killed someone. Sell your guns. If you followed the 4 rules this wouldn't have happened. And why the fuck would you be playing with it and loading live ammo for no reason?

> pull a gun cause you hear a noise that turned out to be a literal animal
You don't draw in a public area unless you have to shoot
> ND and cause a literal fire carrying incendiary ammo as a gas station worker
Seriously sub 10 iq
> 25% kike
Literal jew

Kill yourself asap

Broke the rules, use dummy rounds moron
All of you should kill yourselves or at least sell your guns. I see you unsafe morons at the range all the time jeapordizing everyone. I can't wait till one of you faggots ND's near me so I have an excuse to fill your stupid belly with holes. Embarrassment to gun owners and embarassment to your families and a risk to everyone around you. If you can't follow pic related you are INCOMPETENT.
> we all make mistakes tee hee
Kill yourself if you think this. You don't get to make mistakes with a gun, it's not a toy. Just don't own them if you think an ND is a casual or acceptable occurence. It is not.

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I hope you aren't still in a govt/military position. Hauwei are literally an extension of the Chinese govt intelligence. Which is why China freaked the fuck out when the Canadian govt detained the president/CEOs daughter

>be me
>be a sperg
>be goofing around with a cz not really paying attention
>chamber a round
>finger goes on the bang switch
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>computer screen is now blank with a hole in it
>look through the new hole in my window
>woods.png
>put on pants and go out there anyway
>walk into the woods to see if I can find the impact
>find nothing after an hour of looking

I used to laugh at these stories thinking everyone involved was a retard. Now I realize the retard was inside me the whole time. Dont ever get complacent, dont play with guns, dont think you can relax with the rules just because you've been around guns your whole life. I was blessed enough to live in fuck off nowhere with woods and hills for miles behind my house before the next house. I could have ruined other peoples lives because I was acting like a child.

next time any one of you dumb motherfuckers decides to chamber a round while you're in a dwelling of any kind, you better be either shooting yourself or defending yourself. you people are fucking retarded and shouldn't own a gun if you can't observe basic safety procedures. that shit is intuitive enough already, and it should practically be instinct for anyone who owns a gun.

I've only had one and it was into the deer I had just shot. Nobody told 13 year old me Ithacas slamfire...

>in the Stan
>trucks loaded and ready to roll off the fob
>leader huddle by the PLs truck
>gunner on 3rd vehicle fucking around with his .50
>boom holy shit wtf
>fucking armorer qualified e4 NDs right over our heads
>barrel was elevated and probably killed a goat two miles out

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I understand this is a made up story, but at the same time I wouldn't be surprised if there was security cam footage of this exact series of events.

Short version:
>carrying non-drop-safe gun (P64) in open-top iwb holster condition 2
>couch cushion snags hammer, releases as I stand up
>9mm mak goes in/out of right buttcheek
Either don't be a hipster or follow the manual of arms for that particular firearm including the appropriate holster.

Never have I seen so many NDs than POGs on a 240 shoot.

kek

> drop shell, it goes off
> hurr don't touch the trigger
> shell
> trigger
> ???
> triggered

>not having your HD gun condition 1 at all times

I wonder if the retard that posted about dropping his silenced 50 year old 22 out of his messenger bag while in a clothing store with his son and having it ND into the ceiling still browses here.

>shooting with my buddy
>he has his AR and I have my Yugo SKS
>after shooting 10 rounds, I load 10 more in
>pull bolt back and release
>SKS slamfires 1 round
>rifle was safely pointed down range so no harm was done.
>continue shooting and have a pleasant day

Don’t have one because I’m not a brainlet.

kek someone save this for future generations

>mother finger banging finger
lmao go to bed

>be me
>live in BFE west virginia out in the sticks
>coyotes everywhere and they are NOT afraid of people when they are in force at night.
>I like to sit at the table under a tree at night and drink/relax and watch the wildlife
>pack of yotes 5-6 strong has been coming too close to comfort so I've been bringing the AR out with me to my tree lately
>usually only keep a couple of mags loaded at any given time and they are put away, not out in the open

At this point I'd like to add that I'm a poorfag without a safe besides a cabinet with a lock for the heirlooms, so when I'm home there's usually some laying out. I usually have my AR on the couch with an empty mag in it. This will be relevant in a minute.

>at some point I had found a loose round and put it in the usually-empty magazine I keep in the gun
>absent-mindedly load the "empty" mag
>decide I want to go outside and hang out for a while
>grab fully loaded mag, stick it in my pocket, grab now-loaded and set to fire AR and go out to the porch
>coyotes near mah tree
>mutter "mangy fuckers" and shoulder what I think is an empty rifle like I'm going to shoot them, consider "loading" it and removing yip but decide against it
>heh, lucky fuckers get to live today, squeeze trigger expecting a click
>get a BOOM instead
>one yote drops, the others scatter

Not the worst outcome, and BFE WV being what it is nighttime gunshots usually mean someone is shooting a rat in the henhouse or a yote messing with the dog or something so no one really calls the cops. Still though, the gun going off when I wasn't anticipating it surprised me and the fact I had been so absent-minded about waving around gun that I thought was "safe" really had an effect on me. I consider myself a safe person with guns, I'm careful not to flag people and have good trigger discipline (desu it's probably why the bullet went into a yote instead of my ceiling/wall) and the fact I had done something so dumb has made me even more careful.

>t.

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You might invest in one of those IDF-issue mag holders. They're the best way I know of to keep ammunition on the gun. All you do is hit the mag release, rotate the mag up and in, and the bolt release is right under your thumb. Open unloaded carry goes to rock & roll in less than a second.

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I prefer to just periodically fire warning shots into the floor to scare away any would-be intruders before they even attempt anything

I guess I'm an idiot that is never had a negligent discharge in 30 years of handling firearms.

> testing out new AR15 build
> pointed vaguely down range, load magazine, chamber
> S L A M F I R E
> cautiously scan for RSO ire
> friend taps a loose rolling pin flush into receiver
> no issues since, still anxious when loading

what the FUCK was the malfunction?

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My three "shot the telly" stories involving my friend

>My friend Slug, nice guy buy lazy fat fuck
>was NEET before the term was invented
>Had a few guns, interesting mix

Shoot the telly, Part 1
>Slug with Calico M-100
>apparently action needs cycled multiple times to get magazine ready
>cock, *click* cock, *click* cock, *click*
>cock *POP!*
>round hits his tube TV, penetrates bezel, bounces off back of the case, takes out color guns
>Has world's most expensive B&W TV now

Shoot the telly, Part 2
>Slug with .22 derringer
>watches John Wayne movie
>picks up Derringer, cocks hammer
>*POP!*
>"I forgot it doesn't have a safety"
>Hits the bezel again, takes out chunk of wooden cabinet, very noticeable damage

Shoot the telly, Part 3
>Stop by to visit Slug with another guy
>on his couch watching TV
>Incredibly annoying commercial comes on
>Slug picks up .44 Magnum Desert Eagle, drops safety cocks
>other guys says he'd laugh his ass off if he shot the telly a third time
>"Its not loaded" *racks slide, round tumbles out*
>Other guy did not laugh his ass off

Not long after that, he gave me the telly when I moved to my own place. Got it repaired for less than $50 in 1991 dollars, used it for the next decade as my classic videogame monitor.

While not an ND story, I have one from the time Slug was arrested carrying dirty as part of a mass arrest of trespassers at an abandoned hospital

Forgot mine!

>Go to range
>Its annual no-membership-required sight-in day
>Its fucking Fudd central
>Bring out bone-stock MAS 49/56
>Use commercial ammo
>Fire one round, slamfires and mag dumps
>Entire range now staring at me
>Switch to 36/51 while they avoid me like the plague

When I was in Boy Scouts 25 years ago we were shotgun shooting and I must have slamfired or something and blew a hole in the ground a few inches from my toes pointed downrange while I was waiting for the next clay pigeon to be launched. Surprised the shit out of me, must not have had trigger control.

Dad smashed every gun he had afterwards and threw them away.

>poa is bottom dark circle
>poa is center 10
>try out other ammo
>poi is poa
Fuck bros should I get rid of my funs?

never by me. so easy not to.

seen it. almost lost a foot by a fool with a 12. beat his ass like Neal Peart on a drum set

>Dry firing Glock, working on fundamentals
>Think I'm about done, load a mag and go take a shit
>Come back after 10 mins or so
>Rack the slide making sure a round wasnt chambered
>Didn't see the magazine in, or even notice the extra weight
>Didn't look in the chamber either, just racked and made sure a round didn't fly out
>BANG
>mfw
>I immediately think "Holy fuck that wasn't as loud as I expected"
>and "Oh fuck I need to see where the path of this round was since it was pointed at an exterior wall
>Go outside
>Round didn't leave the wall
>Now have a small hole in my drywall and a renewed respect for firearms
>Now I'm 1000% safer, racking my gun multiple times before dry firing, press checking, etc.
>still flinch a little at the first pull of the trigger when dry firing

That's a great trilogy.

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>shooting skeet with ithaca 37
>shoot miss
>go to chamber another round
>Click BANG
>Accidental slamfire
>hit clay tho

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Out of all the compromised chinkshit you could possibly buy, you choose a fucking "smart"phone.

>compromised
yeah, i'm sure the chinese intelligence are really interested in my whatsapp conversations with my mother, stupid memes, and my audiobooks

You can only say shit like this until it happens to you. It never happened to me, either and I'm gonna keep it that way so I can keep saying shit like that

They're interested in everything. Don't be naive; "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" is goddamn foolishness. Of course, the Fed does the same shit; best course is to not have a fucking smartphone. The convenience is not worth it.

>round hits his tube TV, penetrates bezel, bounces off back of the case, takes out color guns
>Has world's most expensive B&W TV now
Sorry but I have to call absolute bullshit. That's not at all how CRT displays work.

Reading comprehension, git some

>get in passenger seat of friends car
>timing belt breaks during the ride
>"YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE *autistic attempt at condescending insults using swears like first day using them* AND THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN"

>trying out this new indoor range
>pretty small place
>ammo is extremely overpriced
>staff are extremely busy with fudds at the front counter
>lane rental is also a little pricey but it's new and I want to try out their setup
>all 8 booths are full
>doing rapid fire with my gucci glock on a 20 yd target
>finish my 3rd mag (after 15 seconds) and hear RO yell
>HEY
>HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>he stomps over and gets within 1 feet of me and grabs my shoulder
>spooks the shit out of me and I spin around
>running through tactical reloads so I still have a round in the chamber
>barrel collides with his orbital and pushes the trigger into my finger
>practically contact shot his eye
>look around at the other booths
>everybody still has their backs turned
>nobody is looking in through the glass
>I saw no camera coming in
>see no camera here
>put on latex glove from my bag
>unholster the RO's sidearm and put it in his hand
>calmly walk over to the exit
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>this story has been purely fictional I have never even fired a pistol at a range

Happened a few years back

>be me
>waging war on paper at the range with my EDC, a 92fs
>make sure to leave with 2 mags worth of ammo +1 in the pipe
>clean up and leave
>hit the bar an hour or so later
>leave gat in car because laws
>bump into a a solid 8/10 babe
>hit it off pretty good
>things started to get a bit saucy so we took off, putting my EDC back on my person
>we ended up at my place, throwing her on the hood of my car for a bit
>eventually make it inside
>she slams me against the wall and grabs Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew and whips them out
>immediate ejaculation
>fuck.jpeg
>sje laighs, did a 360 and walked away

And that is how I dodged a night with the local meth dealer who was busted the next day.

Your dad sounds like a fag