Hi user. It's Grandpa, up here in heaven. We need to talk. What's with the plastic gun sonny? That thing looks ridiculous. And did I hear you say 8lbs is "too heavy" for a rifle?Christ, I had to hump a 10lb M1 across the Pacific and I had polio as a child. Jesus, your parents really did a number on you, didn't they?
Also, I've seen the websites you've been pulling your pud to boy. Christ almighty.
You were a drawfag who evaded the wrmy 4 times in your life,are you senile in heaven too?
Xavier Long
The amount of weight infantry has to carry total has increased quite a bit. Things getting lighter just meant you now have to hump more things.
James Wood
Fucking kek thanks for the laugh user. Good thread
Ian Powell
------------------------------------------------------------------- USMC 1100 1974-75 near-Vietnam Veteran All gave some, some gave all God is my beacon and Jesus is my copilot BUILT FORD TOUGH
Dylan Scott
If your Grandfather was in WW2 he wasn't a boomer.
Aiden Wood
Well Gramps in all fairness you weren't hauling 80 pounds of equipment along in a standard loadout
Easton Brown
That is literally the baby boomer generation you actual fucking retard.
Wyatt Cooper
Fuck I wish my AR weighed 8 lbs.
Liam Stewart
baby boomers came AFTER ww2 you moron
Ryan Gutierrez
No it isn't. The "baby boom" came post WW2, from all the returning soldiers coming home and starting families.
With all due respect grandpa; shut the fuck up. I'd hoped you'd want your progeny to suffer less than you did and trust that the lessons you've passed down have been built upon and we are capable of deciding what's best for us. You wanted us to be a carbon copy of you? That's narcissistic as shit, fuck you.
Blake Mitchell
You're fucking retarded.
Andrew Rogers
You homos didn't have carry half the other shit we have to now and i dont think body armor was a thing back then
John Lopez
They totally bitched, they just didn't have twitter and didn't want to make their moms worry in letters home; so their seething about having to hump a BAR across Europe is lost to the dust of history.
Dominic Hernandez
WW2 is great grandpa territory, most grandpa vets were in Korea or Vietnam.
Ryan Murphy
If you're a zoomer maybe
Joseph Myers
nigger there are only like 20 people here who are older than 30 quit larping
Jordan Martinez
Fuck, I'm old.
Carter Wright
If my grampa flew a corsair in the pacific theater would he have been navy or marines?
Grandfather fought in WWII Philippines campaign and I'm 24
Brayden Edwards
YAY i have a pic of my grandpa like that
Blake Johnson
Fuck off grumps at least you didn’t have to ruck 80lbs all the time. And it’s called hentai faggot. Those nips you killed came back to bite us in the ass. You fought for nothing gramps, your legacy is a lie.
Isaiah Cruz
Don't worry gramps mt guns aren't plastic they're wood and steel just like you would have wanted. And yeah sorry about the porn this fuckin site got me into negresses I know you wouldn't approve
Ian Diaz
how do you have a 90 plus year old grandfather and only be 24? did everyone have a kid at like fucking 50?
Brayden Scott
I'm 33 and my grandfather was a WW2 vet. So yeah, old dad/young mother makes sense; he didn't say his granddad was still alive either.
Brandon Martinez
Gramps would probably be ok with you jackin' it to ebony queens as long you didn't bring one home to meet Mom and Dad.
Joshua Jackson
Fuck you gramps, you and your buddies fought to enforce the global ZOG hegemony on the world and now I have to live with it. Half of Europe suffered under communism for 50 years because of your gay ass war and now the entire planet has been subverted by your masters. Pic related: the future you fought for
They both flew Corsairs however they were found unsuitable for carrier ops for most of the war so the Navy gave most to the Marines. By mid 1944 the Navy worked out the issues and both branches used them heavily for the rest of the war.
Henry Roberts
You were drafted. Dont act like you wouldnt stay home and fuck everyones wife while they were out fighting.
Liam Wilson
My grandfather wouldnt care about the guns i own. Hed only be worried about whether ive been taking care of myself.
Same. He'd probably think AKs and ARs were pretty neato.
Josiah Thomas
Ha, you died so that Europe could be taken over by Muslims, fucking cuck!
Luis Wood
So did the knights templar. So did the Teutonic knights. How far back do you wanna go?
Ryan Jenkins
most of my direct ancestors were draft dodgers
Liam Howard
Exactly. White wife ebony mistress is peak performance
Christopher Gutierrez
Oh my god, you mong.
Hunter Kelly
But OP says hes in the Pacific
Noah Young
You doomed our race by defeating the wrong enemy just to pay for your college. Here is your mulatto mudslim grandson.
Henry Nguyen
God is my bacon
Samuel Brooks
Gramps, you dodged the fucking draft. Don't bullshit to me about my guns and porn.
Adam Lee
my grandpa thinks my guns are fucking sweet and wishes he had an ar10 for 20 round detachable mags of 7.62 by 51 commie stopper so he could have killed even more chinks at the chosin resevoir
Juan Phillips
Why does Jow Forums have such a fetish for negresses?
Wyatt Barnes
Dominating an ebony skinned Amazonian huntress gives me the same boner Jow Forums has given me for deer.
Not him but my dad is a boomer. He had 3 kids with his first wife and 3 with my mom. I’m 29 so there’s my explanation. Thanks for reading my blog.
Justin Moore
My dad is 67, my mom is 56. Grandfather passed in 1985 I think it was.
Nicholas White
my grandpa's aren't dead yet. wrong guy sorry. also my maternal grandpap had to lug around a 1911A1 and some artillery pieces to blast commies in Korea.
Ryan Barnes
Imagen thinking this lol. Ya Japan did nothing wrong? I bet you think that the Jews ran Japan you tard.
The japs obviously deserved what they had coming but that doesn’t excuse us propping up the USSR
Luis James
Oh yeah, let's just start another war, you Fuck.
They earned their rest.
Nolan Anderson
One of my grandpas was an Operation Magic Carpet veteran and the went to the School of the Americas and trained the guerrillas who killed Che and I'm 26.
Hudson Hughes
Good bait or you're actually a retard
Jayden Walker
I wanna go to the Pearl Harbor memorial in a Japanese uniform while yelling at people passing about how Japan did nothing wrong.
My korean vet grandpa loves my AR to death. He thinks how the recievers split is the bees knees, my red dot is magic and the ammo capacity is incredible. On the flip side he will not shoot my mosin anymore because he finds it a piece of junk(it is)
Jonathan Scott
So some fat fuck in cargo pants is gonna slowly walk at me? KEK
David Thompson
>Mosin is a piece of shit Your Grandpa Is stupid. (My Grandpa was a Korean war vet too. Neat.)
Michael Brown
I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt, zoomer
Joseph Gonzalez
mosins are shit
Brody Roberts
LIES. You just never showed it love.
Cooper Perry
Black women have a certain sort of sexual aggressiveness that I find rare in white women. They also have way lower standards so I can fuck a 10/10 black chick and take her to mcdonalds and she'll be happy but a white girl would probably get all silent and post something pissy about it later on facebook.
Wyatt Green
They don't have to walk fast, you're on an island, and Hawaiians are all related. And they're violent and dumb.
James Thomas
Aka >niggers are trash and have trash tastes
Jason Watson
Hawaii is literally the fittest state in the US.
Josiah Howard
Not him, but they still don't walk fast cuz it's hot brudda
If that's true it's sure as shit not the Hawaiians making it that way.
Bentley Bell
Honestly, considering how both dad and I are like, I imagine this would at least be mildly accurate. Christ, I miss that man...
Blake Ortiz
isn't "ICE" pretty popular?
Cameron Thomas
Doesn't even make sense. Plastic barely even existed and didn't acquire any kind of negative until it got super cheap post-WWII and started to be used in cheap things. Suppressing fire was also well-known in WWII and the concept of 30 rounds of lighter weight ammunition wouldn't confuse anyone.
Last bit is spot on, all the degenerates on this site should be killed.
Asher Price
Hawaii here. It is true. Hawaiians aren't all big fat dudes. Most of them are jacked because they work blue collar jobs then go surfing every day. They're also usually pretty nice but do love to fuck with white tourists.
We used to go to the PH memorial and joke about how the Japanese tourists were all "returning to the scene of the crime".
Brayden Scott
Thanks for fighting for the wrong side and destroying our country with jew intervention and your kids and yourself helping push demographic replacement!
Based!
Oliver Taylor
You’ve never been to the memorial, if you had been you would know that’s there’s guards that would kick your ass into next week
Tyler Rodriguez
Aren't they just park rangers? Or does the military guard the Monument?
Isaac Turner
That's a funny way to spell Colorado, friendo.
Hudson Jackson
they're being overrun with cali spics so no
Kevin Johnson
And then user sues the memorial guards for assaulting him. Literally the Westboro playbook.
Nolan Lopez
My dead gramps is a neverserved and my alive gramps was an Air Force mechanic stationed in Morocco in the 50s.
Camden Wilson
My grandpa was an engineer designing offshore oil rigs so I'm kinda glad he didn't enlist. Sucks that my family peaked with him and everyone since then is just a regular douchebag.
Parker King
>up here in heaven Haha fag I'm going to valhalla when I die, not gayass heaven
Colton Cook
my grandfather was issued an underwood in world war 2 and it wasn't an M1 Carbine.
my other grandpa was mostly into hunting and his gun selection was made accordingly. neither one would have cared if a gun used nylon in some places instead of steel