If money, availability, and legality was of no issue, like the Jow Forumsube himself bestowed it upon you for your devotion, what would your "signature weapon" be Jow Forums? That absolute dream gun you would carry all day, every day.
Jow Forums's signature weapon
Robert Ortiz
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Levi Myers
does a crate of moist nuggets count?
Jackson Gutierrez
The Blessed Virgin Beretta is probably it.
Charles Morales
Ideally an Iver Johnson safety automatic in .32 S&W short in mint condition
Xavier Davis
Stainless steel Walther PPK.
Small
Efficient
I look like james boind
Fits in my suit
Or a Trump 50 1911 to piss of libshits.
Jeremiah Martin
Super Soaker filled with deer urine
Daniel Diaz
Mason Green
FMG-10.
That is, an FMG-9, in 10mm.
Christian Edwards
Forgot pic
Justin Bailey
>mint
Jack Bell
Freedom Arms .454 Casull with Old West style engravings.
Liam Richardson
Juan Cruz
We doing ok?
Charles Collins
Six of this in a Blackbeard style arrangement
Kevin Miller
Mg42 draco
Leo Bailey
Why not .460sw
Jackson Hall
going for a 2fer cheat.
GAU-8
Julian Martinez
Is it scaled up more? The .454 is kind of the limit for comfortable belt carry imo
Adam Harris
10mm Mauser C96 hand made from the strongest steel possible by Paul Mauser and the Feederle brothers themselves.
Ian Johnson
I couldn't find a pic of a gold plated obrez but I would carry the gaudiest obrez in the world
Isaac Robinson
Fuckit, gimme 10 of these
Elijah Rogers
No raging bull Taurus? Hahaha
Charles Davis
A bronze plated CZ 83 with antler grips.
Justin Williams
one of these but in 10mm, with wooden furniture, that nice 100 round magazine, and engineered so that it never jams
Chase White
.308, AR style operating system with M14 aesthetics, top ejecting, removable mags that can be topped off with stripper clips, lightweight barrel profile, synthetic stock, forward scope rail, 4x IER scope.
Dominic Martinez
Bergmann-Bayard
Perhaps with some tasteful engraving/inlay
Brandon Wright
I hate skin jobs
Chase Lee
. . . sooo a johnson
Jonathan Johnson
Easton Thomas
What a Cronenberg
Logan Stewart
A S&W Performance Center 4563 ".45 CQB" like Walker Texas Ranger had in later seasons
Justin James
Bren Ten, or a Beretta 93R or Spikes Jericho.
Parker Peterson
Why did gunmakers stop making guns like this and the Mauser? Would love to see a remake in modern cartridges
Daniel Garcia
Expensive as shit to manufacture I’d bet. Capitalism Bro.
Brandon Rivera
Because newer designs do their job just as good or better while being far easier to produce and maintain. Face it, Browning knocked it out of the park, there's a reason almost every modern pistol is basically a slightly upgraded version of one of his designs.
Jose Bennett
Nathaniel Wright
I like how in the anime, each time Alucard fires his pistols, you can see his wrists break and then regenerate.
Jason Hughes
That is some real gay shit right there
Logan Moore
It's so over the top and ridiculous.
>It has a length of 39cm (16 in), a weight of 16kg (35lbs), and a black gunmetal construction, and uses 13mm explosive rounds.
Luke Bailey
He's a vampire, and his other pistol is chambered in 13mm. The girl he turns in the first episode carries around even more ridiculous shit, like an anti tank rifle and two AA guns.
Aaron Price
the ever perfect M9. and a beautifully handmade leather shoulder holster
Jayden Long
And the bullets for the fucking thing are cast from a melted down silver cross from the oldest church in England. Hellsing is stupid, but it's the good kind of stupid.
Nicholas Bennett
Sks?
Zachary Taylor
You are right, that is not gay. Cheerfully withdrawn.
Caleb Thompson
I like bullpup but I really really like RPK especially with drum mag. I don’t think can find one.
Anthony Wright
Yeah, I love it. Plus a nazi werewolf and schodinger's twink.
Isaac Fisher
Either a highly decorated tommy gun
or an h&h double rifle chambered in either 30-06 or 45-70
Evan Hill
I just want my grandpa's Model 10 back
Fucking uncle
Leo Roberts
>nobody's posted this yet
buncha slack jawed faggots around here
Landon Reed
Watch the original as well, both versions are worth watching, and the story is so different you wont get bored of it
Also if you havent already, watch the fucking dub, it's gold
Elijah Sullivan
mp5k
Jose White
Either an FK Brno Field Tactical with Nill exotic wood grips (or something weird like mammoth tooth), or a C96 Schnellfeuer in 10mm Auto.
James Richardson
yeah, i watched the first series what feels like a decade ago.
Alexander Reed
This gloriously underpowered piece of shit
Jeremiah Roberts
probably this, a SAW I stripped of heat shield, put the short barrel on, and replaced the bipod with a grip pod. It's light enough that I can carry it with a nutsack all day and it's still a SAW. I love shooting this gun, it makes me so happy.
Noah Miller
Its just heavier
Alexander Perry
This
Austin Taylor
>Your signature weapon
>some junglemonkey bullshit
Yeah, I'm going to go with the upscaled custom Single Action Army made in fucking Wyoming
Jaxon Mitchell
I thought that said "Kimber" and I was not surprised they found a MORE antiquated weapon to manufacture.
Oliver Reyes
What is that, a C96 embryo?
Mason Baker
Engravings provide no tactical advantage against icebergs whatsoever
Gabriel Harris
Wonder if Cajun would sort that trigger out?
Jackson Cox
Decorative P7. All of the different variantions are cool and I would like any of them desu
Currently have a really, really well preserved M8 and I am scared to carry it.
Jack Murphy
A heavy price
Justin Butler
Evan Miller
>Schrodinger's Twink
Is that like Schrodinger's faggot, where it is simultaneously gay and not gay until a penis or lack thereof is actually observed?
Joshua Hughes
I'd like to think the Jow Forumsube would give me a tastefully engraved PPK or Makarov.
Oliver Ward
Liam Rivera
Probably the Ruger Super Warhawk. I fucking love the Shadowrun weapons and this one is my absolute favorite.
Jeremiah Hill
Either A Barrett .50 or a 20mm, or most any SAW
Asher Garcia
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Jaxson Turner
M16 with underbarrel tesla coil
Ethan Cruz
This, just for the fuck-huge barrel, top-break action and fuck-off velocities. 11/10
Jayden Walker
This with wood grips and some nice engravings.
Lincoln Evans
Elijah Watson
wtf?
Chase Roberts
Pic related, blessed by my priest
Nicholas Powell
pic related in a holster like that one officer from Red Dawn even though he had an smg of some sort
Nolan Fisher
seconded
Wyatt King
Accurate, reliable, concealable. The kube has already given. G19 all day.
I would also carry a browning hi power, gorgeous pistols
John Cox
MP5/50
african eliminator power in a roller delayed blowback package
Samuel Cox
already have mine
Alexander King
just for carry or to have around? it does not limit access to any other gun?
under-folder AK
Evan Davis
Why does this look like a tinder profile?
Alexander Nelson
S&W 500, black with wood handle, 7-8 inch barrel. I wear a jacket everyday, and I already carry a S&W model 29 under that jacket.
Austin Hughes
fucking nice. how much did you pay, who imported it?
Jaxon Ross
paid $2475. the previous owner had it imported at his own expense from a guy in Germany
Dominic Perez
1903A4
Charles Nelson
beautiful. is import mark under the grip? or on right side of barrel?
Andrew Sullivan
FG 42
Jose Sanchez
I never thought to check for them, I suppose it must be under the grip but I don't have the right size screwdriver on me.
Ryder Martin
i only ask because many importers now are bringing in mr73s with stamp on right side of barrel. pic related is an especially egregious example, so fucking gross
Jordan Garcia
a quick google search says in 2002 the law was amended to include "conspicuous" in the mark requirements. Mine is from the '80s
honestly though that mark on your pic doesn't bother me. I'm happy to learn more commercial models are being imported.
Levi Edwards
wow, nice. it is pristine. i'm chasing some new productions right now that thankfully have import mark under the grip. such a beautiful firearm
Evan Murphy
the only reason I still want one of these is cause of this fucking movie
Liam Baker
A Milkor or China Lake grenade launcher with wood furniture, blued finish, and gold trigger/sights. Add some engraving so I can get a Wild West-style gl.
Kayden Powell
I already have both of mine, a USP Expert in .45 ACP and a Ruger Vaquero in .44 magnum.
Hudson Peterson
Jackson Ross
thanks,
best of luck, user
Luis Thompson
What’s that user? A Mauser?