Coworkers start talking about gun control

I'm lucky enough to work in a place where everyone knows better than to talk about politics or social issues.

>le social shame meme on an anonymous image board
M8, identity is so salient in this place I don't even use the same IP more than a couple times, why did you think that would affect me.
Probably because your autism. Bullshitting about a shared hobby is something everyone does

fuck

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the fact that you feel "shamed" by what I said demonstrates that my comment was absolutely accurate

Politics or social issues are brought up by the double digit IQ crowd. If they have time to talk about politics, they don't have time to do their job.

>why don't we just illegalize mass shootings and call it a day?

>Bullshitting about a shared hobby is something everyone does

Your coworkers are not your friends. Stop telling them shit about your personal life, faggot.

>Mexican classmate has a mental breakdown and leaves when Trump is mentioned by professor
>Other class has half of the semester dedicated to gun control essays
I'm here for a STEM degree and forced into doing this humanities bullshit.

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You just keep digging this hole deeper, man. Try reading the whole thing before you screech. This is why they stopped talking to you, you're "that weirdo who might shoot the place up"

>wasn't that that pedophile haven, user?
>kids are probably better off dead than they were being repeatedly raped every day by those gun-crazy religious fanatics!
Never underestimate the normalfaggot's capacity for propaganda and doublethink.

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lmao you are reaching so hard and you look like a fool for being this upset about my comments

I didn't even say shit to you to begin with, I just posted my thoughts and you sperged out, enraged at the very idea that someone else has a different perspective on this than you do.

Gen x detected, sorry your parents fucked up raising you

>work in an almost all white union factory job
>everyone owns some sort of gun, even the assholes in management
>most everyone has a CCW
>go shooting with some coworkers
>my plan manager compliments me on my choice of guns, always asks if I have bought anything new

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You sound like a woman.

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Most socially inept view coworkers as their friends due to an inability to interact in normal social environments. They actually believe coworkers are their brothers in arms and feel shocked/betrayed when they end up getting fired after getting too comfortable in a work environment.

Brainlets = "Coworkers are my buddies"
Normal functional humans = "Coworkers are coworkers"

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>work in NYC as a lawyer
>expect everyone around me to be pretty professional given they all have a JD
>these people also have extensive experience with the law and Constitution as a result of their education
>instead of rationally discussing the matter with case citations and Constitutional interpretations, they always go to MUH FEEFEES arguments
I got called a baby killer because I wouldn't sign a petition to abolish the 2nd. Yes, this is at a law firm were everyone is supposed to have a doctorate level of education in the law.

Pure autism

Cope

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Right, the guys at my wedding aren't my friends because we work at the same place. You're a wagie aren't you?

Lol what a sperglord

>people around start talking about gun control, socialism, and how much they hate trump
>mfw im their supervisor and tell them to get back to work or ill have them written up for being off task

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>You're a wagie aren't you?
Not him but I'm a wagie and two of my roommates are co-workers as well as good friends.

TFW you work as a teacher at a high school and everyone gets buttblasted over guns for everyone

>be passionate about the 2nd amendment
>scare normie coworkers
>everybody makes workplace shooter jokes for eternity
>supervisor is scared of you

>le epic obese degenerate
I know its hard to hear considering how many dedicated posters on this board fit that description but this shit shouldn't be encouraged.

Nailed it, didn't I, nigger? Sorry your parents raped your ability to have a community man. Normal functioning human beings are actual friends with the people they see every day. If you don't take an interest in your colleagues lives, that's because you're an antisocial fuck

>male teacher

Why in the fuck would you do that?

youtube.com/watch?v=dFNlKiQS3ng

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possums are so cute

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It's got nothing to do with it being encouraged. It's got nothing to do with anything, that's the whole point. It's just useless fluff that doesn't react to anything. Whether the poster in question is a fat fuck who whacks off the hentai is beside the point, he's just words on a screen. Words you ignored to whinge about something completely unrelated, you autistic fuck

Hate to break it to you user but your coworkers are Jews and brainwashed shabbos goyim

How's the pussy game in NYC?

>who would want to be around a lot of 16 to 18 year old girls

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Fuck unions. Socialist/commie pigs.

I became a pariah because i chose to rail against gun control for my first presentation in Public Speaking. I didnt know at the time that all presentations in the class had to be on the same subject. No one else picked gun control, and everyone else picked some dumb shit like "college football players should get paid".

How do you know what they jerk off to? Do you help? Are you the range trap?

>everyone normal picks some dumb shit because they just need a passing grade and don't really care about the class because they're too busy having fun enjoying the prime of their lives
>then Hauptmann user goosesteps to the front of the class

Don't feel bad user, I almost failed my senior English final when I did an essay on why gun control is for plebs.
>our final is a controversial essay
>only has to be like 5 pages
>it's for our overall grade
>come up with a 20+ page banger
>F

Lmao nice

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underrated

this cartoon is gay because the constitution does not grant rights, it enumerates pre-existing rights given by god

>work as a union carpenter
>almost every coworker is pro gun
>all of us make a shitload of money to buy more guns

Feels pretty good

You should have known better tbqhwyf

Unions are a direct result of a capitalist society retard, but keep making 10 dollars an hour in Mississippi poorfag.

Most of the managers at my cucked company have guns and go to the range.
I've gone shooting with them.
Some employees had full trump stuff on, one weird old nog wears fucking commie shit like che guevara.
One older white lady was actually talking about how whites are targeted, she was talking with the crazy guy (coast guard or navy?) who rants and talks to himself manically, he of course eventually revealed to no surprise that he's a bernie supporter.
I just do my job because I have better outlets online.

the kicker is that our final was designed to be a persuasive essay on a controversial topic from a list of 20 or 30 different topics, with gun control being one of them. After I got my essay back and saw the big fat F on it, I went up to her desk after class and tossed it back to her saying I'll be heading to my counselor and the principal next if she doesn't change this shit on the quicks. She just rolled her eyes and changed it to a B+ on the spot.

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Isn't that exactly what the comic is implying?

Awful

>tfw my boss bought me my CCW permit and a bunch of ammo

When I was still in college, I took a political science course for shits and giggles. The professor was relatively liberal but he wasn't a biased asshole, and would allow people to speak freely about their own political opinions in class. People were bitching about others carrying on campus and he just said, "It's a fucking right. If they have the paperwork, they should be able to do it."

>Coworkers have started a conversation without me
>Never get involved because it is not my business because:
>If they wanted me to join in the conversation, they would have already spoken to me
>Never start a conversation for the same reasons
>Only participate in a conversation when I am directly addressed
>Become that guy who never talks to anyone
Autistic logic is killing me, brehs.

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You probably wrote like shit in high school and deserved that F

read through it again bub

>I went up to her desk after class and tossed it back to her saying I'll be heading to *her funeral* next if she doesn't change this shit on the quicks.
ftfy

You should try drinking at work, it helps a lot

i feel bad for being a disruptive asshole "class clown" and i apologize to you just like white people apologize to every black person for slavery

pls forgive me

What degree?

>walk into work, coworkers talking about their CC pieces
>bullshit with a guy on the dock about AKs and surp
>one of the custodians builds semi auto parts kit MGs
I love my job

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Lawyers don't deserve their reputation for being smart. I had a lawyer tell me that statistical regression is not a valid way of understanding causes and effects in society. But apparently aggregate statistics and wild assumptions are.

Like hang out by the coffee machine/ water cooler? Or bring a flask and get buzzed? Or literally drink so much that I'm constantly running to the bathroom?

i saw some tweet that said the 2A was considered a joke in law school, is this true?

Use it user, subtly imply you would be very disgruntled if you didn't get a nice raise.
>fear=motivation

The CEO said we have to stop doing that.

Oh m8 you really are autistic aren't you

>coworkers start talking about guns
>they actually know their shit

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this place is filled to the gills with real autists

>statistical regression
>aggregate statistics
i dont know what these are

Yes, but I was really just trying to illustrate my autismo thinking process. IRL I'd just ask you to explain.

Nah, she was just a buttmad liberal who expected to read all about the joys of getting your baby shop vac'd out of your vagina, nobody needs a gun, etc.

Lawyers are the classic case of an overpriced higher education and high dollar job giving someone a feeling of undeserved superiority. At least people in the sciences are usually smart enough to know that there's plenty of subjects that they do not know about, and would be better served by listening than spewing uninformed garbage. And coincidentally, STEM ain't paid shit IRL but are a million times more important to society.

Chemical Engineering and Environmental Engineering.

this

>coworkers ask about your hobbies

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Well I guess I can't really recommend you start daytime drinking at work just for the sake of socializing in good conscience but yeah, a flask or some nips or like a spiked coffee or whatever. Really loosens you up, just don't overdo it

>>supervisor is scared of you

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>mfw I am the supervisor

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>co-workers having banal, unenthusiastic conversation about gun control
>user comes in and starts spewing shit he read on the internet
>everyone else is annoying and put-off by how tryhard you are being in a casual conversation
>accidentally reinforce the stereotype that gun owners are weird

Anyone can be a lawyer. Not just anyone can afford to go to school with the legacies of some of the biggest firms on the planet. Plebs wave around their credentials while the pros get their foot in the door with someone big

I actually had this happen
>wagecuck
>don't mention politics whatsoever, maybe only if it doesn't let me show my side
>a boomer woman is talking with a boomer regular
>boomer regular is pro-trump
>boomer wooman obviously isn't
>they're done talking to each other since she's leaving it seems
>she comes up to me for something and tells me how she doesn't understand how the boomer regular could support trump at all and that he's going to be impeached soon
I just smiled and nodded

Lmao, is this Karl?

You genuinely suffer from autism.

i really do hate how boomer co-workers immediately come over to you to gossip about the person they just got done talking to.

youtube.com/watch?v=Grrx2IHHIn8
glad my coworkers are similar-aged, it's not too bad when talking about customers. lot of fucking gossip about managers though

When I was in HS there was some mock trial competition going on between a bunch of schools across the state so me and my friends joined it and we were the defense attorneys for some case where a kid was being accused of selling speed on campus and some undercover NARC was involved and a kid died of an overdose, etc. Was great fun, up until we went to the actual courthouse for the actual first round and got fucking rekt by all these rich ass private school kids.
>try to say literally anything
>OBJECTION YOUR HONOR
sadly the best I could do for my boy Jimmy was involuntary manslaughter

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>fleeing instead of defending your rights
Sounds about right for nu/k/

found the zoomer

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>Be in total lefty city
>Have one guy at work that also has guns
>He's a total fudd

wagecucks detected

Imagine thinking you’re some some sort of high-IQ intellectual because you just sit in a corner and pout at work instead of socializing.