What are the military implications of this?

What are the military implications of this?
These men cannot be called upon in times of war.

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>implying there will ever be another total war

Obese people are an effective fighting force due to natural kevlard and those who die can be used as cover

the only implication here is that you're absolutely retarded for taking a tweet from some literally who hipster faggot journalist site seriously

Mexico is the fattest nation afaik.

Conscription will come back into style.

Mexico is the fattest wealthy nation, IIRC the actual fattest nation is some pacific island with a sub-20,000 population

Out of the 65% who aren't obese you have to take away they homosexuals, trannys, leftists, pacifists and cowards. Then out of that you have to take out anyone younger than 18 or older than 40. Out of what's left you have to take away those with disabilities and other issues that mean they can't serve. Imo the US has maybe 10-15k men fit for conscription.

>Russia is mentioned two times in the list

You are bad at math. Lets use the millenial generation (72,000,000) as our baseline. 65% of 72,000,000 is 48,750,000. Lets shave 50% off of that number for muh degenerates hurr muh leftists. Thats 24,375,000 people. 50% of THAT is still 12,187,500. You are retarded, stop breathing.

Also mobile food stores with nice marbling and fat reserves to power lamps. Humans are called long pork for a reason.

Fatties make excellent soldiers since you dont have to feed them, thereby simplifying your logistics.

I really like how Starship Troopers delt with this by making everyone eligible to join, but they couldn't do every job. Even a person with no legs or arms could literally be used for testing purposes in them military.

Well their might be but it would last a couple of months naximum from begining to escalation to end and the looser would have no civiluan population left alive

>India: 3%
dafuq? they sure pork up when they get here

As long as they're less than like 34 BMI they can still be useful.

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Wartime rations will straighten them out.

>mexico
>wealthy nation
holy kek you're killing me

>implying that people get conscripted and immediately sent to war without a few months of training where they teach you how to march 50 miles and shoot a rifle
yikes

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Compared to isolated Pacific islands, Mexico is relatively rich. Those studies usually ignore island nations due to their extremely small populations.

You can drill obesity out of fat people relatively quickly. Long-term joint issues might be a problem, but if the military needed bodies, there wouldn't be anything to stop them from turning basic into a giant fat camp.

modern war between great powers would be extremely capital intensive and not involve drafting millions of cannon fodder riflemen to die on a hill. the days of WW2 are over

That's when women are included

>world peace guaranteed by the fact that everyone is too fat to fight
Based