Nuggetfest Recap Thread: Dude, Where's My Canteen? Edition

We had an autism awareness meetup over Hitler's birth-- I mean -- Easter Weekend.

Recap thread! Post those pics (blur faces plz or REEEEE)

This was a good event. If you weren't there, you missed out on a pig sacrifice for Moloch and a blood pact. Oh and there was a wedding. No, really.

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autist

nobody cares retard, not weapons related

There will be pictures of weapons, newfag.

B L O O D P A C T

nou

Where the fuck is the activity on this thread? It didn't just grow legs and walk away.

>Pig sacrifice
Yawn. Canucks did the whole animal sacrifice thing first.

is there a story with that canteen?

I've got some pictures to dump, here we go.

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>that one dude who swallowed flaming marshmallows
>Solid Snek getting raped by the Boys and fighting off a literal 50-year-old Boomer
>the tannerite shot
>the "Children at Play" sign
>the Rooftop Korean Firelord
>the Rooftop Korean Nazi Officer who led a march singing happy birthday to Hitler
>that one dude that used an ammo can lid as a mess kit
God bless Nuggetfest.

fgts posting on discord is why this board is dying
and guess what
discord is going to ban you all (just like MSG)
and i will laugh
your cianigger honeypot of convenience will be ur downfall

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it was fun

I've got a picture of that too

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A missing canteen got chimped out over while missing guns did not.
Boomer decided we stole his canteen and didn't bother really looking for it. It was just misplaced. Range cold, got yelled at, called pieces of shit, threatened to toss tents.

>"Hey, is this it over here?"
>Yes
>welldontyoualllookstupidnow.jpg.png

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That was funny as fuck.
>quickdrwing intensifies

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im guessing it got lost or stolen

missing guns

This one's great too

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Dummies left their garbage rods laying all over.
>whose sks is this?
>dunno

>muh rare canteen
>muh rare world ware one canteen
>muh canteen
>muh expensive canteen....

looks up price of one after the meet is over...
$78

And then the brass jews showed up later that night.

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Maybe there was sentimental value...?

>this guy trying to open a spam can with a knife and using a Shockwave as a hammer

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Then there was this fucking guy

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>bringing anything you care about to sit unattended around special needs day/k/are all weekend
shiggityyy diggity doooooooo

Jesus weeping Christ

OH YEAH
There was a guy wearing a TOP NIGGER patch
and he actually was a #BASED #BlackGuy
No shit, he was actually cool

>katana cutting contest

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Yeah I got nothin.

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I had a blast.

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This was the best giveaway prove me wrong.

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Did anyone eat the brownies?

This was the first time I've been to Nuggetfest, and I knew I had arrived when I was greeted by this at the trail-head to the main campsite.

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yes why

They were good

Yes they were good desu

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YOU NIGGAS EATTIN BEANS?!

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Like 4 or 5 gats go missing every NF. It's no big deal. Nothing expensive has ever dissapeared.

No reason, just curious XD

Basic box-mix brownies.

Found the thief

The extremely bloody shit on top of the pile of camo toilet paper in the portashitter Saturday night had me a little worried. Hope that user is okay.

Also, lower the lid after you shit, fags. It keeps the smell in better.

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Good times were had by all

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Found the poorfag that can't afford to lose a hipoint or some shitty surp.

I'm legit surprised there hasn't been a high profile accidental shooting at one of these events yet.

Same, I wouldn't go anywhere near these retards.

i accidentally dropped a makarov in the 2nd porta a potty on the left if you're facing the campsite from the road
wut do
creep help

Get your yourself a magnet on a stick, and may be a few gallons of bleach.

Do you have the group photo?

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>he didn't black out the eyes
Dox incoming

this
also take it as a learning experience

I miss my little Zog

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you have pretty eyes user

As a first time nuggetfest attendee I had a fucking blast. Thanks to all the wonderful people who set it up, and thanks to the drum for providing.
AVE NEX ALEA!

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A handsome young man

Dude it was fucking awful. Parker pulled tinder out of one of the fire he used it to poke holes into my tent so he could bare ass fart into my tent from the outside

thanks

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IT was such a beautiful weekend though, glad to have spent it with you autists.

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Shit I wish I could have made it. I guess there is always next year.

S M O K E D P I G

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Thank you, you retards. I had a blast with your autism and all the good times. I look forward to the next one. You're some of my best friends and family.

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It looks like it's cover in Flex Seal

Ya dude parker is a faggot he put iwi stickers all over my elcan. Scratched the thing getting them off

I fill my canteen with malt liquor.

Based

Come to one of the events sometime. Stand off to the side and watch. There’s actually quite a bit of attention paid to range safety.

Then if you don’t like it and don’t have a good time, feel free to keep talking shit.

parker did the IWI stickers, omg

>I wouldn't go anywhere near these retards

That's why you're not invited and why you wouldn't be any fun

Who else would have?

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ur mom lol

Dude, in what fucking world is posing for a photo with 6 dudes pointing guns at the back of your head considered "attention to range safety?"
Even if the guy being aimed at inspected every chamber before the photo, he can't have accounted for some stray tard noticing the scene and whipping a loaded pistol out to join in--among various other potential lapses in judgement.

Dude this morning Parker was literally walking around with his balls hanging out like everyone he saw he flashed them out his underwear

All guns were pointed at the ground. Perspective used for effect.

Y’all run a train on this PAWG or what

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that's ian from fw

Some post the cadpat photo of don’t talk to me or my son ever again

You have to be a huge faggot to be willing to pose as the victim in an execution photo tee bee haich.
Some kids at a meet I did wanted to do one and I was like miss me with that gay shit.

She smelled horrible and was awkward as fuck man

women are gross

Was there an IWI sticker on them?

>all these squeaky clean camos/LBE

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What is that on the middle person? A flektarn smock?

Just needed a good deep dicking to clear out the ol mucous hole built up smegma

I'll be happy going to the next nuggetfest knowing you won't be there to be a massive buzzkill.

Parker shit in a sock and threw it in my tent

Also some fuckin boomer convinced me that rush Limbaugh provides superior information than I'll ever get here. Never going again

A large parka on a small woman

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can i come if i have no guns