>inna LGS with indoor range >generally great staff and range officers >hire new, maybe 19 y/o kid who looks kinda sperg-y >carrying my range bag, have a membership which gets me unlimited range time >sperg kid who's worked there maybe a week laboriously and forcefully goes over the rules with me >says shit like "DON'T INTENTIONALLY SHOOT MY HANGAR SYSTEMS" >"DON'T CASE AND UN-CASE GUNS ANYWHERE OTHER THAN MY FIRING LINE," ect. >reflexively roll my eyes >he bans me from the crab leg station for two weeks
since it's easter, he has the day off. I sent him a strongly worded email.
Luis Thomas
>not just tossing him back into the 'sperg tank One time me and a couple of buddies tossed the range jester into the 'sperg tank and told Dave at the concession stand that one of the 'spergs was pretending to be the range jester to trick people into letting him out. It was six weeks before the jester managed to convince anyone he was legit.
Anthony Phillips
>guy at range is trying to show off to his girlfriend by catching his brass after firing his handgun >he successfully catches a case which sets off the Brass Thief Alarm >Trapdoor opens beneath them and they're both forced to sort 9x19 from 9x18 for two hours
Cameron White
What an asshole. Probably failed penis inspection day.
Juan Campbell
Wait, 6 weeks? Do you guys feed your spergs or something? My range just locks em in and forgets about them.
Ayden Sanders
Wait, Amerimutts have to keep dealing with penis inspection day after they finish high school? I haven't had that shit since I graduated, and thank fuck, I have a foreskin and the retraction test always made me blush like fuck.
Nicholas Campbell
i would've asked for extra crab legs at that point.
Justin Perry
Depends on the RO, in my experience. Some of them don't wanna do it because it's fag shit, others get off on the humiliation it causes.
Lucas Cooper
HUUUUUURR LE CRAB LEGS MEME
Gabriel Gonzalez
>he bans me from the crab leg station for two weeks Stop forcing this meme faggot
>Be Me >Milsurp Fag >Sperg tells me I cannot shoot Black Powder indoors. >Look at him. >Pull out my Martini Henry. >He's confused, Doesn't know it's a BP rifle >Chamber the round >The power of the british army flows through me. >I only wanted to make more of mess originally And get kicked out with style. >But this power. >See Black guy a few rows down. BritishGreneadiers.mp3 starts playing. >Turn to him while aiming. >Sperg is just starting to notics >I Yell >REAR RANK! >FIRE! >Shoot a glorious round of 577/450 Zulu Killer >Black man has no chance >Gets launched back 20 feet >12 foot hole in him. >Room is smokey and cotton everywhere >People running away >Some running at me. >I affix the bayonet >GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! I scream Whilst charging into these traitors. That was my day at my Local Gun range. It's also only a pistol range, surprised they didn't see me bring that in.
Luis Miller
Dude he's just doing his job. Boomers are impatient.
Jaxon Green
A fate even worse than death...
Connor Howard
this is a time honored tradition on Jow Forums, newfag
Cooper Brooks
No it's really not and the fact that you think it is shows how stupidly new you really are.
Ryder Cox
>never given/received a rimmy to/from the range trap
Underage nogunz get out
Bentley Martin
>his range doesn't have a michelin star resturaunt attatched with free crab legs, popcorn and pretzels to anyone who can shoot a 2" group with 10mm auto
