2019 nuggetfest recap almost official

creep is still in the woods so here is the censored and cropped group photo

quick recap
>rain on early volunteers
>cool guns
>canteens have legs
>stuffed apples up a pigs ass
>brauts
>people not being able to handle their booze
>boomer blood pacts
>3am flare gun volleys
>cool guns
>rabbis graffitied his own synagogue
>125 people
>wedding
>ate apples out of a pigs ass
>never ending raffle
>handed out 12 pounds of cum brownies
>fun
>people actually didnt leave a huge mess
>only one brain dead pig allowed at NF from now on

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SOMEONE GRABBED MY ASS

Where was this

>people actually didnt leave a huge mess
so proud of y'all

Jow Forums tried to warn us of the homo menace

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just a reminder to study for penis inspection day at next years nuggetfest.

this year, we had someone piss on themselves when they were taking their dick out to be inspected, so they failed big time.

Looks like a good time.
One question- how was that grenade launcher launching cans and dildos?
Asking for a friend

Man it looks like you all had a lot of fun. Wish I could go : /

Which one of you fuckers made brownies.

It's actually a kind of upper you can get for your AR, made for can launching iirc, but whatever you can fit in there it'll launch including benis

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mom found the bean shitter

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When Parker came over to inspect my penis I accidentally sprayed him down with cummies

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That looks cringe as fuck.
These are the faggots I argue with almost every day... FFS I feel a little better now I know you all are a bunch of beta cucks that have no idea what you're talking about.

>tfw the mask came while attending

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t. Nogunz sperg

Hey Chicken Little. Sucks you had a shitty weekend, we had a fantastic time innawoods.
Do you know coding? You can make a living making mobile apps and can sustain your life in solitude away from the dangers of being outside.

You just now had this epiphany?

daily reminder that parker is a huge faggot, and i should have tied him up and raped him in the middle of the night

Holy shit, this guy with the emoji costume. Nice work, user, I laughed audibly in a quiet office.

Yeah that would have totally showed that giant queer

nobody cared who he was until he put on the suit

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Was getting photographed part of his plan?

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Of course!

you fat fucks should feel bad.

im not fat tho

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tell me more about the legged canteen

kinda overweight though lol.

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>people are keeping the pictures I took
That actually makes me even happier that I went.

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I'm just mad because I missed it again this year.

its okay fren

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Iowa is indeed gay.

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How much gay stuff went down?

We already have a thread up you meganigger
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how many guys over 40 y/o were there?

>t. salty faggot who's mad that mummy wouldn't let him go to nuggiefest

Where do I cop that flamingo shirt?

Which one?

kek didn't notice there were two

The one second from right with the white background

>>wedding
wat? two faggots tied the knot? pics?

I figured this was standard operating procedure at nf

Good friends were made

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salvation army. 80s section.

Who the fuck was the nasty chick that kept burping. Attention whores ruin everything

SHUD
UP!!

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the quest continues

Japan will rise again.

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>I have the power of god and anime on my side

>duel of the fates plays in the background

Sounds hot

What kind of rpd did you have? I kinda wanted to ask about it but I...
I kept spilling spaghetti every time I tried talking to yUwU!!

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>tfw kicked off the AK tree

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Thats me in the pic. 10 bucks at Walmart, there were 4 of us with the same shirt.

I want to go to one of these things, shame I live in the UK. It looks fun to chill with a bunch of Anons and shoot guns.

All of it

Walmart shirts everywhere

Somehow my walmart shirt didn't get picked up by anyone else.

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nuggetfest was fun as fuck. It was my first time going but god fucking damn am I hyped to go to the next one. I ate a shit ton of meat, fired awesome guns, and got maybe 10 hours of shitty sleep throughout the 3 days, but I met some genuinely awesome people and had a truly unforgettable time. Also someone got married and nobody said Nigger or said Sieg Heil the entire time throughout the ceremony. A magical place indeed.

>nobody said nigger or sieg heil
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During the ceremony.

Lol shut up porker!

Oh sorry Im drunk

Jesus wept

Legit ATF right here.

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This i had a good kek at that

Helpful reminders to get people to police their camp sites and giving out trash bags were a definite help this time around

This is a true story the dude lost his wristband for this

Me I handed them out at the raffle

Poorfag nigga on the right

No

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So when are we having a nugget fest in California g-guys?

No one mentioned the crossover with /x/ and their tarot card reading on Saturday night. She was spot on with mine.

>partaking in witchcraft
You'll burn heretic

Not if I burn you first

No, those were the chaperones.

I was
I got to be the pivot boy in the circle jerk.
It was my first time.
Definitely going next year too

I feel like I would never fit in at these events. I can't small talk to save my life, and I don't act hyper autistic like I imagine most people do for lulz and attention at these events.

Small talk and meeting people is something you have to work at, if you never try you never get better

Can you suck dick?

I have to small talk with people all the time as part of my job, I am just not good at it.
I just feel like Jow Forums is a place for loners to a degree, and I'd be the loner in the group of loners.

Maybe you're just quiet? Or maybe you don't really try to be apart of the conversation? Try to focus on what people say and not how awkward you think you're being

nigga I was the biggest normie at the event and I was able to get by just fine. Come to one and try it out!

Will us Jow Forumsalifornians ever have a nugget fest close by?

Nevada had ones for a while.

you'll get one about the same time we all get big tiddy goth GFs user...

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My review:
>everyone I personally interacted with was great
>significantly less fat than 2017, Jow Forumsommandos must be getting disciplined
>two large men got married, kinda weird, but interesting I guess
>Parker is a giant faggot, idk if it's Napoleon complex or what
>the raffle would be better with fewer but better items
>that one fat guy that won like 3 tiny plate carriers
>the clay thrower and crew was a great addition
>the night noise, holy shit, worse than niggers and I didn't think that was possible
>shooting started way too late on Saturday morning

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I’m glad this was an all white event if there were minorities I would have shot them

>nigga I was the biggest normie at the event and I was able to get by just fine.
Meet-ups are specifically suited for "normies." It's the autistic faggots without social skills who comprise the majority of the Jow Forums userbase who would never fit in at an event like this.

>try to murder someone
>in the middle of a group of heavily armed faggots just itching for an excuse to legally kill someone
Great idea

Is that dude on the right doing the Costanza face?

If they tried to kill me then that would mean they are multicultural onions faggots

the poor fed that had to endure this autism.

Sorry bro, I'm brown and I was there.

I'm pretty sure he's one of us now.

Jk I love you I’m just a fag

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I did lewd things with that pig.

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honestly it was a lot more easy to talk to people than I thought.I just sat in a circle and said a couple things that made people laugh. I was lucky to sleep around the chill area so I got to wake up to coffee after a night of drinking and general retardation.

I see the tent I gave to a poor set of original Site B attendees who needed a tent.

Glad to see its still in use.

think he was ready for the impromtu yiffing?

Let's do it, user. I'm in. Desert nugget fest. Or if your in NorCal then we have some more variety. What parks could we legitimately use?

We have mini-meets all the time. Or used to, anyway.

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