Post your funniest women in combat stories/pics
I'm trying to have a good laugh
This doubles as a humor thread
Women in Combat Roles
Kayden Gutierrez
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Dylan Sanders
According to a study conducted in the US army, the average female soldier post training is worse in every category than the average male soldier before they begin training. I can't remember the link to the study but its a google search away
Andrew Gutierrez
Stop being horny and think clearly. Why do you want some dumb broad covering your back? Women can barely function in a work environment, much less a warzone.
Elijah Martinez
Nothing like seeing that female admin sergeant who thinks she's "one of the guys" falling to the back during a battalion hike
Parker Brooks
based daddy hyde
love to see it
Ryder Murphy
>"one of the guys"
That usually turns into the "I'm the little sister of the group" to get everyone else to pull her weight.
Zachary Peterson
hot take
women only join to get dicked down
maybe to boost their resumes
Xavier Jackson
I don't think they consider how much this makes people hate them. I had a 6'2", 220 pound buddy who had to carry his rifle and pack, plus somebody else M240 and the guide-on for like 5 or 6 miles of what was left of the hike
Levi Morris
>I don't think they consider how much this makes people hate them.
Women don't consider about how *anything* affects other people. It's numero uno or fuck off to them.
Justin Hall
>I don't think they consider how much this makes people hate them.
>Women
>Thinking about other people that didn't emerge from their vagina
choose one user
Charles Edwards
Damn, makes me remember how much it sucked to carry all that shit on hikes/patrols/etc. I wonder if I'll ever have to sling so much shit to my body that I lose circulation in my arms again
Brayden Wright
wait, he had to carry the guide on also? da fuk
Christopher Williams
Yeah, being big basically makes you the pack mule
Samuel Wright
cough cough misogamist
David Brown
A friend of mine, in the spanish army, lot of years ago. Spain has been under that "empowered women" shit for years, so lots of women enter the army because they lowered the standards for women. When i asked my friend how it was to work with women, he told me: "now the base seems a highschool: lots of couples kissimg in any corner, lot of drama fueled by women, and the only women in my squad is unable to march with the rifle and her backpack, so the sargent carry both her backpack and his own"
Oliver Lewis
keep crying while being ear raped
youtube.com
Lincoln Miller
>nobody brutally kicking her in the thighs to encourage her to move faster
i thought those third worlder armies were supposed to be hardcore
Jaxon Thompson
Isn't it proven that girls actually reduce combat effectiveness? I don't understand why we allow them in our military, I guess to boost up numbers. Who's to say it weighs out the negative though? Military chicks are rough lmfao
Jeremiah Nelson
>This doubles as a humor thread
Ok, posting OC
Cooper Lee
The mixed aka woman platoon always needed the longest and got always carried. At the end my platoon (no girls allowed) got our ~38km (24miles) march done in 8 hours and got a sleep break for 2 hours because we got here early. The mixed one needed nearly 12 hours and the last mile was a totall drama, but doens‘t matter they pass because muh females. Beside hala food in the field for moslems and they shitty „political class“ about „using 7,62mm is overkill“ or my favorite „using you shovel in melee is against geneva convention„. But all my drill sergants was pretty based and joke about females and the others shit.
Andrew Rodriguez
That patrolling technique is disgusting.
Jackson King
What exactly is the point of this?
Brayden Martinez
>OC
>literally the most overused boomer gun humor joke
is this the kind of shit you post on your wall to 'redpill da normies'?
Isaiah Brooks
>guide-on
Do you mean a Guidon as in a small flag?
Charles Robinson
Was he forced to?
If not then he is a cuck.
Nicholas Harris
Because Gen Xer fell for the Women are Equal meme and Millenials are so pussified they think women are better than men. So now you have people in the seniority willing to push it and people in the mid ranks actively trying to push it.
Ryder Moore
my brother is serving in a mostly-women combat battalion. other then some silly women drama they're ok, wouldnt be my first choice to send to the front tho.
Adam Garcia
I've got three stories about women in the military, two bad and one good. All three are from basic.
>30-something woman, maybe 40
>Used to be a civvie truck driver, wants to be an army truck driver
>Talk to her a few times
>Double-digit IQ, short, fat
>Everything about her screams SHOULD NOT BE HERE
>Fails at pretty much everything - fitness, lessons, weapons handling
>Fails her weapons theory test so not allowed to shoot at range day
>Three weeks later we're doing maintenance and her weapon won't open up
>CPL investigates
>Opens up the rifle
>It's full of mud and rust
>She hadn't cleaned it once
>Three weeks of carrying it around in the rain, mud, dust without so much as a quick polish or oiling
>Said that since she hadn't fired it at all, she hadn't needed to clean it
>Get's sent home the next day
>Blondie is Officer cadet
>Law degree, going into Legal Officer position
>Shittiest attitude in the platoon
>Complains constantly
>Minimum effort in all fitness training
>Rolls her fucking eyes at the CPL
>Gets shouted at by the sarge at least three times in as many weeks, cries
>One on One with the Warrant Officer about her attitude
>Even the other women in the platoon thinks she needs to check her fucking attitude
>A few years later see her fucking around on an aircraft carrier as part of some army promotional shit on Facebook
>Everyone congratulating her
>MFW I know the truth
Charles Cox
Now the good one
>Tomboy
>Short hair
>Actually thought she was a qt trap when I first met her
>Am I gay? Oh no, it's a girl, thank fuck
>Really friendly
>Big time Jesus freak
>Trained as a nurse so she's coming in as an army medic
>Possibly a lesbian, but not sure
>Anti gay marriage on her Facebook
>She's on the smaller side, so struggles with a lot of the fitness stuff but still does everything
>Works her ass off and never has to be helped
>Always the most enthusiastic
>CPL lets her lead the platoon a couple of times
>Pretty good shooter too
>Pretty much everyone in the platoon agrees that she's putting in the most effort
>Still friends with her on Facebook
>Still don't know if she's gay or not
Jeremiah Bailey
Aiden Gonzalez
Christopher Parker
good read, thanks
Camden Young
Lincoln Bell
Christopher Cook
Jackson Jones
Logan Ross
vagina or no vagina wtf kind of throw was that?
Logan Miller
Chase Long
Tyler Carter
I can't find the study you're talking about but this does tingle my interests
Christian Campbell
Adrian Jackson
While bretty funny that is actually a russian reporter.
Christian Rodriguez
Dylan Nelson
Elijah Reed
Noah Rivera
Oliver Brooks
Grayson Johnson
Gavin Diaz
Owen Sanders
Landon Morgan
Jaxon Wood
Brayden Jackson
Mason Moore
Elijah Watson
Owen Evans
William Lopez
Nicholas Cooper
Connor Evans
David Richardson
>accessory to larceny
Did she steal his virginity?
Henry Flores
Caleb Young
John Nguyen
Good thing no male soldier ever did anything goofy or stupid or failed a test. That would be just as eagerly spread all over the male-dominated militaria interest forums too, right?
Eli Price
It's better than anything you've done in your unproductive life.
Nathan Gonzalez
Parker Wright
Shoo shoo, discord tranny
Christian Myers
Nathan Brown
Charles Kelly
Nathaniel Watson
>a forum full of overweight whiteoid incels trying to feel better about themselves by pretending to feel superior than females who actually bothered to try something.
No wonder you species fall right into jewish plots.
Joshua Lopez
Josiah Torres
How funny would t have been if she ND'd right into her own face trying to stabilize herself on that rifle
Kevin Green
Samuel Russell
Oliver Garcia
what sort of backwards fuck up of a training program is this? Even if a man was doing it i would still say that method is fucking stupid.. No wonder SF units need to teach this people how to teach..
Bentley Myers
1/10 bait
Jayden Sanchez
Julian Martinez
Juan Richardson
>get da water nigga
Camden Watson
That fucking slam
Landon Thomas
THIS FUCKING INCEL THREAD
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
Kevin Brooks
That's the way 99% of all women throw.
Sebastian Cooper
>maybe if I call them an incel biological and political realities will cease to exist
Stay mad, niggers.
Asher Wilson
Imagine being one of those recruits lol. You have some lady droning on and on about gun safety and then suddenly she blows her fucking brains out and leaves everyone standing around wondering wtf just happened.
Isaac Lewis
no shit I took my mom shooting a couple weeks ago, I rented a cz sp 01, and even after telling and showing her several times, she would hold the gun like this.
Evan Nelson
Butthurt negress detected
Grayson Stewart
>flicks the mag away while flopping on the ground
Daniel Reyes
Help my fuck these people are delusional.
Kevin Nelson
>wah reality doesn't conform to my worldview so people can't talk about it
Asher Hall
She's finishing the course with a broken hip. You niggers couldn't even get off your chairs with a broken hip.
Luke Foster
She broke her hip, while carrying the standard amount of gear, because women are weaker than men and their bones are less dense than men's bones are.
Fuck off, double nigger. Go be a cuck somewhere else.
Brandon Ross
>No male has ever broken a bone during basic training ever
Okie dokie, incelokie.
Matthew Phillips
Not from carrying the STANDARD AMOUNT OF WEIGHT THAT ALL MALES ARE REQUIRED TO CARRY!
Adam Stewart
Is that a P226?
Justin Jenkins
>Absolutely no fucking discipline
Wooks deserve jail time
John Jones
Except it kinda happens all the time.
Cooper Adams
Ok.
Mason Hughes
It really does. If you look up some documentaries about military training on youtube, you'll see male recruits breaking bones and being backtrooped regularly, regardless of the military involved.
Thomas Morgan
>Despite all the cheating still only two could make it
lol
Dylan Cooper
Ok.