Your line when shit hits the fan

Nigger tongue my anus

Its a 12gay tavor

Jewish SRM-12 clone
Ugly isn't it?

why the fuck did i shit on this fan

YABBA DABBA DO!

"for narniaaaa"

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*ZZZIP*
>Let the rapings commence.

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>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE I NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE I PUKE

>When the Covenant invades your house

this is fucking gay

>when confronting invader
TIME TO PUT THIS CLOWN DOWN
>after hes dead
NOW GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN

Disgusting.

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"I have some Vienna sausages...okay. Where's uhh...apocalypse bike, okay. Battery. No.."

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'Uuuugh.. fuck this gay Earth.'

Rush B

>Welp... Fuck

>Für Endsieg

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Tavor bullpup shotgun.

It's a meme shotgun like Kel-Tec's

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends

This

>Hoobidy Doobidy it's time to bring my ants with me to this world!

To this day i still don't understand what the fuck is going on in that image...

would follow to an early grave/10

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"these pretzels are making me thirsty"

Yeah, and the gun's pretty ugly too.

Some Jewish woman with nig tier lips

can you call my dad a slut in hell? thanks.

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Nigger

Motherfucker

Turn on the Air Conditioning

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I genuinely thought this was a good line to say when shtf.

I am here from the Internet's sir

K sent me here

I should have been stockpiling toilet paper REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

“It’s coming right for us!”

“I’m as mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore!!!”

"whiter than you, muhamad"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS, THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WALLS

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Literally made a game about "When It Hits the Fan". I voiced the line in the intro movie here

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OH GOD THEREs SHIT EVERYWHERE

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We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.

based

>WANNA FUCK

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kys shill

goddammit. how am I going do get that shit off of my fan? how did shit get ON my fan?

Ditto

>say nothing
>shit tactical bricks

>WHO SEND ALL ZHESE BABIES TO FIGHT!?
>RUUUN, I'M COMING FOR YOU!

WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO THROW SHIT AT THE FAN?
OH GOD THE STENCH

Why is Anita Sarkeesian holding a Tavor?
Wait, is Sarkeesian a jewess?

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Underrated trips

Pic related

Eke

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I just wanted to play video games

RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

"wow shit really hit the fan

They said it never would happen. Now I really need a new fan.

no u

same

w

I guess it's going to have to be "oh no this is all the republicans fault, bush and trump did this." just like everyone that has ever died between 2001 and 20XX does every time they got enough breath to utter a last curse. This is entirely their fault for not adding in any cost control measures and opposing health care when they had to push it through so if it's anything medical obviously it was their fault. If you die needing something it was a medical problem and republicans hate medical stuff. If you just give the medical people money it ends up in better health care and stuff you need till it's the republicans fault you didn't get it and die cursing them. Fucking george hwj trump

Looks like something out of Halo.

g

*put on poncho and sombrero*
Welp, time to go back to mexico.

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"Hey sorry about this".

I wouldn't worry about it.

>Wait, is Sarkeesian a jewess?
Close enough

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Y-you'll never use those guns for anything you manchildren. SHTF will never happen-wait please don't kill me!

Yippie Kai yay mother cluckers

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

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FUCKING LOL

holy shit dude i haven't laughed that hard in years

>no bulge
Good God you mean she actually has feelings and shit like that. Fucking gayyyy

It was some bitch selling containers of milk that has been submerged in her toes to nazi larp faggots that want white girls stench into the milk. Yeah people bought into weird shit

"I'M OK WITH THIS"

BROKE INTO THE WRONG GOD DAMN REC ROOM, DIDN'T YOU BASTARD!?

alternatively, "Ready to die for your country you Commie Bastard?" like Mr. Gutsty

or I can live out my honorary Boomer dream and go with "Wolverines!"

Eat this, you son of a bitch!

Something a long these lines.
Probably a disappointed moan with "for fuck sakes"

MAGIC MISSILE

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I’m gonna fuck you then kill you...wait I think it’s the other way around?

"HOW DO I RELOAD, SERGEANT STEINER?"

>DUDLEY DOUCHEBAG

"I'll have what she's having."

That whole part of the movie was so upsetting because they guy reminded me of Paul Rudd

Underrated

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"FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Cowabunga it is!

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