Gun / Girl that got away

Is the girl part really necessary for these threads? Aren't there better places to cry about lost pussy?

>gun
All original artillery luger for $600 at a pawn shop
>girl
I'm a fag. There was this guy though. He fucked me in the ass and came on my face and I think I was in love with him.

>gun would be a $550 svt 40

>girl would be any woman that was interested in me that tried to talk to me.

I unironically have a flavor of autism that makes me incapable of comprehending the concept of flirting among other things

>ihavecomeherejusttocomplain.jpg

Don't worry user! You'll find a woman soon! Just keep trying!

>Gun
Dan Wesson Pistol Pack for $500. Came in one day late to the LGS and they sold it to someone else. Or an Arsenal SGL-31 for $1200
>Girl
Catie. She was as dumb as a bag of rocks and if I wasnt so shy when I was a kid I would have had some super bomb puss. She definitely wanted me to put it in but I was too oblivious to the signs back then. RIP.

No I don't need to understand but if you've seen the kinds of guy that's the really great deal with little experience then it can't help to know and all of them are having it now so just fuck up

Don't

I remember her. Brunette right? Kinda short? She was cute. I used to fuck her a couple of times a week while her dad watched tv in the next room. She swallowed too. You missed out man. Jess wanted to have a threesome with us but it just never happened.

Platinum blonde. Good guess user but wrong. She did give great BJ's though

>gat
Garand in auction sold for $436
>girl
All the girls that have been interested in me but I told myself I deserve someone more attractive

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An M1 carbine back when they were $300. When I got out of New Jersey (M1 carbine is banned in NJ) they were over 1k.

Jane, but very soon Patricia because I'm moving across the country again.

>gun
AR18 for 550$
>Girl
Chose a drag race over my gf because I didnt think she would mind if I tried for a 12.5 second 1/4 mile with her in the car.
she minded

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>Gun
My grandpa's .357 hogleg he carried when he was Sherriff. Idiot aunt sold it for $250 she waisted on a pyramid scheme after he died.

>Girl
Imogene Fire Heart, she was an Apache girl I met in college, a year behind me. She was a biology major who wanted to get into conservation. I graduated, joined the army and got deployed. She was killed in a hit and run by some Chief's son on the Res while I was gone. We where gunna get married after she graduated and I came back.

The son never saw justice and I thought about kicking his door in and killing him for what he did. Got talked out of it thankfully. He's a broke meth addict now after wasting all of daddies casino money.

All those cheap nuggets, sks, and other guns I missed out on because I was a neet and had an anti-gun mom.

Now I'm 28 and only just got a pistol last year.

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>gun
Friend’s dad’s grandfather died and I could’ve bought his old 4” barrel python for like $200 but i didn’t have a CC permit and was too young and stupid to care
>girl
This is the story of my dumbass life and is happening in slow motion in front of my eyes yet again

Selfpity increases by 4

Whoops friends grandfather *

Guys I have a question. Is it wrong to have a “girl who got away” even if you’ve been with someone who you love very much for 2 years and plan to marry? I feel nothing for that other girl now, but the memories still pain me

Girls do tend to have minded. They mound. They mindoued.

That’s why they got away. Everyone has that, or everyone who didn’t grow up with literally no mutual crushes.

Tough pick. Either Third pinned AK for $750 or an Izzy stamped Makarov for $100

Jesus christ where to even start.
>guns
Lost like 5 perfect vintage WASRS under 500$ by hours, all consecutively in a row.

Bought a mosin round round receiver for 200, a week later, its hexbolt brother showed up in the gun-shop for the same price and im a college poorfag so I wasnt able to get it

Was an autistic fuck and got convinced that you can buy pistols in my state under 21, drove 2 cities away to pick up a 29-3 6" 44 mag smith, then got embarrassd when I got turned away
That story makes me fuckin cringe once a week.

Also went to lgs and found a... russian ak47?

It looked original, it had a fucking star embossed on the left side of the receiver, and a ton of russian writing. No It was not a saiga. It was old.
I cant remember clearly enough because this was either before, or just after I turned 18. I think it was 900$ asking price.

>girl
All of them. They got out of the van too quickly for me to shut the door.
But seriously, what this user said Ive only had three GFs, two of which I desperately loved, and was too autistic to understand flirting, or legit just never got flirted on.

Ill just go get my dick caught in the trap door.

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$300 sks I saw at my LGS a few years ago

I'm attracted to men

Thanks man, that helped

Faggot

are you supprised?

Should I not be?

Egyptian Hakim for $800

Abigail, she was a really close friend and used me to cheat on her boyfriend.

Last initial for shits and giggles?

Getting with a cheater will never go well long term
>t. Cucked several guys and then made the mistake of actually trying to date cheaters

That cant be easy. Sorry user

>Gun that got away

Back in November a LGS was selling a used PTR-91 with five magazines and a surplus G3 collapsible stock all for $700. Of course, it was literally right as I lost my full time job so I didn't jump on that deal. On the bright side, I found a full time job again so I can now blow money on gun stuff again.

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Gun
>Nickel plated Browning hi-power with velvet box original holster in perfect condition for $500
Girl
>5'2" red headed girl with big blue eyes and 130lbs soaking wet. More than just a body but a genuinely good person too, she followed me around and always asked about my hobbies and talk about music. I knew she was flirting with me but I never moved on it because at the time I believed she deserved someone much better.
I'm married now and love my wife more than my raifus, sometimes I wonder how things could have been but it's ok because life is still good
Don't worry anons you'll find someone.

So it goes and life moves on. It's been almost 10 years now but it's still a lingering wound that occasionally flares up. I'm married and have a kid now though. The wife understands which helps.

>Gun
My first and only gun I bought for now.
Desert Eagle .44 Magnum
>girl
Elizabeth. Close friends growing up. Went camping every year together from maybe 4th/5th grade until the end of highschool. She loved being /out/.
Got me to like being /out/.
Had a shot. I missed.
She joined the army and I went to college.
Came back and moved to Seattle getting a comfy job while I was still writing essay's for my community college and working part time at McFucks.
Last I heard she got engaged to another soldier. Still follow her on insta to remind me of a past and future that could've been.
A reminder to never let my next shot miss to whoever/whatever angel comes into my life down the road.

Keep your sights true fellow Jow Forumsomandos.

youtube.com/watch?v=y1x0-AjX__M

That's some tough shit user. Sorry to hear.

Gun
>Some boomer was selling his Johnson rifle for $2000 probably 5 years back but it wouldn't have been financially smart to buy it even though I had the the cash on hand
Girl
>My best friend in high school who I crushed on for years. When I finally had the courage to ask her out, and we dated for 6 months. She cheated on me and I broke it off with her because she lied to me all of the time. I still miss her bros

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If she cheated on you then, it's a good thing it ended so soon. I dated my best friend for 4 years before she dumped me with a god damn text. It's been over a year and I'm still a complete mess.

>dumping through text messaging
People who do this need to be lined against a wall and shot.
If you are ending a relationship do it the proper adult way. Face to face.

You're definitely right, and I know that logically, but it still hurts. Since we were best friends for a long time, too, the relationship seemed longer than it actually was. It took all of that to look back with a clear mind and realize she was kind of a terrible person. Oddly enough, the guy she cheated on after me (not the one she cheated on me with) is really cool and we get along really well, so I did get a new friend out of it all.

>gun
One of the first Barrett semi auto fiddies in my state was sold to a friend who was willing to sell it to me for around $800. He ended up selling it for almost MSRP a few months later.
>girl
Stephanie. She never got away, but was constantly - and still is - out of reach. She was a friend later on in high school and we attend the same college now. She was super popular and well liked, and I was not to say the least. She’s dating one of my high school best friends right now and I’m super happy for him, but it still stings. I know I don’t have a chance with her, especially since she wouldn’t date a .mil guy, which is where I’m heading after college, but I still can’t help but miss a beat when I see her. I dunno. It is what it is.

>Gun
A fucking mint condition PTR with wood furniture that came with the origional green furniture seperate, for $300 being sold by an old man down the block when i was like 16. Was a poorfag kid at the time and wanted to save for an AR back when an entry level was $700.
>girl
Best friend throughout all of HS. Wed hang out, go to movies, help eachother through repationships, wrestle and work out together. She was a tomboy but was also very secure in her femininity after her goth/scene phase in the late 2000's. Loved baking and would cook. Her bf got mad when she baked me custom homemade brownies with a cookie layer and oreo filling and hung out with me after my football injury. Then shed invite me for dinner and make me food from scratch and serve it to me as i watched football or got Halo set up for us. She was always pushing me to go to school and make something of myself, saying we'd get an apartment together and be roomates.
>could have had the literal perfect Build-a-waifu who even my overprotective little sister approved of, AND one of my coveted dream guns for literally pennies on the dollar
>instead i walk around innasandbox waiting for Abdhul's IED to finish the job God never could
Dont let life pass by bros. Grab it while its there.

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Yeah, especially after 4 years, that was just a trashy way to do it. We really got along well, though, so I suspect it was because she wasn't able to handle it in person.

>reddit btfo.
Good man

kek

That girl didn't get away.

Find a loyal woman.

What

>gun
unconverted Saiga I didn't buy for $350 a week before Obama banned them in 2014
>girl
Imagine being this much of a virgin lol

Ah yes, the classic;
>damn you are incredible....If only you weren’t fat
I have feel’d this feel too my friend. I have feel’d this feel too.

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>gun
Garand my grand dad fought with in Korea that my meth head sister sold after he died, for a year after she taunted me a year after how good the hotdogs she bought with the money were
>girl
Serena, Brown hair, hazel eyed, half asian with giant tits. Looked me right in the eyes and told me she loved me but that we couldnt be together because she was catholic and her father would never allow it. I got a kiss and one booby touch before they moved away.

Dont really know which im more sad about desu...

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>He fucked me in the ass and came on my face and I think I was in love with him.
Man love truly is the purest form isn't it.

>gun
Norinco SKS for $200 at a gun show
>grill
Girl with dyed hair on the bus I take, i'm too much of a pussy to talk to her. She gets away every day.

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>dyed hair
Look, I know it's flashy and hot but she probably fucks her dog

>Norinco SKS for $200 at a gun show
Pffffhahha
Come to the land of leaves and poutine
I mean don't actually, because everything else is bad apart from inexpensive Chinky milsurp and the fact that we've never had a problem with how long the barrel on your AR is

>Be me
>Go to gas station to buy muscle milk to get some SERIOUS GAINS BRO
>Go to pay to see this solid 7-8/10 qt with dyed hair and an approachable smile
>Pay for muscle milk while making quick awkward eye contact's
>fuck off to a parking lot to drink my muscle milk and reflect upon my recent life choices
>start feeling regret for not asking her out when we made pretty decent conversation(Never been good with talking to girls)
>While I weep in my sorrow my eyes catch a glimmer from the water that lied before my dope ass car
>It is none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger circa Conan the Barbarian in giant floating head form
>He looks down upon me and says "Stop being a bitch and just go ask nigga, like for real"
>I reply back "okay"
>Haul ass out of the parking lot back towards the gas station
>okay well I actually only did 35, cops patrolled that area quite frequently
>Finally arrive at the gas station and approach the front
>She looks at me with a smile and asks me If she could help me
>I bullshit her by saying that I came back to by a candy bar
>As she rings up the candy bar, I lean in and ask her if maybe she would like to go do something with me.....SHE SAID YES

>Fast forward to our fourth date together, things are going very well, we connect very well
>Just as I think about how proud I am to have manned up and asked her out she says this to me
>"So hey, I've kinda been fucking some guy from tindr for about a month now, hope that doesn't bother you".......
>After about two hours of reconciliation, we part ways.....

Perhaps sometimes, it is not always the best choice to go get some serious gains...Perhaps.

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Thanks for reminding me to avoid unskilled wage slave girls

>gun
4 inch blued Colt python for $300. I didnt know much about guns at the time so i didnt know how rare/expensive they are.
>girl
Ashley, dirty blonde curly haired light skin latina, freckles and green eyes, we were friends since highschool. We fooled around a few times but it was mostly kissing and touching. I stopped talking to her regularly after i got with my ex but after we broke up its like she fell off the face of the earth. All i have is a pitcure of us sophomore year. To me a person so sweet and kind as her is just as rare as any unicorn gun.

>To me a person so sweet and kind as her is just as rare as any unicorn gun.
Damn dude, you got me feeling it now.

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>gun
Smith 6906 got for a steal at my lgs
>girl
Girl named Haley that probably was the love of my life.

Eh fuck it, life goes on.

Jesus that’s tough, sorry man

Cz 05 on Craigslist for 175

was she a 5'2" goth chick, nice ass, and a habit of chewing on things when she got anxious?

>Garand my grand dad fought with in Korea

Doubt.png

He might have bought one surplus after the war because he liked it, but they didn't just let him walk home with his issued rifle. Unless he noted the serial while in and somehow got that exact gun from the CMP, it wasn't the one he actually used.

>Gun
SGL 21-94 for 1800 bucks at a gun store a decent drive away in 2016.
>Girl
>The less trashy.
I knew a cute Greek-American girl all through middle school. Eventually wound up getting her number but we just kinda stopped talking after my first year in HS. Doubt the relationship would’ve lasted even if I was her type, but it’s fun to dream.
>The Trash
Kinda chubby blonde tomboy chick I got along with in freshman and sophomore year. Didn’t hang around with each other all that much but she was pretty funny and definitely more than a little slutty. Wound up giving me amazing head in the school bathroom during the last week of our sophomore year. Never saw her again after that and never gonna forget that day.

>gun
Rem870 with that police folding stock for $160
>girl
Cassie
She sat next to me in economics class. We talked all the time and she was really nice to me. I felt like we had a genuine connection. She was dating her shity boyfriend at the time though, but eventually she told me that they broke up and kind of smiled at me when she told me. I'm sure she wanted me to ask her out, but I honestly didn't make that connection at the time. We parted ways after the class was over. I saw a picture of her years later and she turned out really cute. She's a "horse girl" though. Not sure if that's good or bad. I guess it's fine as long as she's not all stretched out from horse cock.

>gun
Arsenal SLR106 for 700 bucks last year
>girl
Leah. We fucked around a bit in 2016 but I drove her into the arms of some fag with long douchey hair. We're supposed to get coffee the weekend. Hope she doesn't blow me off.

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>Greco-American
Fixed that for you, did she happen to have a deep voice by any chance?

Don't you threaten me with a good time

>gun
No GF
>Girl
No Gun brit bong

>gun
S&W 5906
>girl
pray for me lads

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>Gun
Saw a cheap Nugget at the store right before the price spiked. I even checked the bore and shit and it was all in good condition, but for some reason I decided to wait, despite the clerk telling me the shipments were drying up... a year after that, I checked again and they’re retardedly overpriced. RIP
>Girl
tldr A girl in HS (cute, blonde, conservative Christian, silly but not stupid) was practically jumping on my dick but I was too fucking autismo to realize it until years later when I’d lost all contact with her (like she was even getting touchy-feely with me and I still didn’t get the hint). These days, most people who meet me think I’m an extrovert, but that’s because they didn’t know me in HS. I even asked my older sister years later and she said it was obvious from what I described that the girl liked me. Only girl who ever showed interest in me, but I just had to go fuck it all up with my stupid teenage social autism and now I’m here, a 23yo KHV.

>Gun
Hex nugget I sold for way too little to build my armalite...
>Girl
My ex Parker with big tits. Left me for some guitar playing scitzo. Super manipulative though, so probably for the best desu

Her voice was a blend of both. Maybe leaning towards a higher pitch but, it’s been three and half years since I’ve last it so I could be a little off.

Gun: Ak with bayonet, only one I've seen.

Girl: a Rebecca, her reason was she didn't want me to turn out to be like everyone else. Hurts when she goes on to date the whole town it feels like and then marry one of my best friends.
Not over her, but I know I dodged a bullet.