The Patron Saint(s) of Jow Forums

I Vote Sam Hyde or FPS Russia

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Uhh...

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M8 come on, this is very thinly veiled b8 to talk about new zealand, don't act shocked it's not a Jow Forumsommando

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i vote dale jr.

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ammoland.com/2017/02/st-gabriel-possenti-feast-day-commemorated-gun-saint-society/#axzz5mDaWGlI8
>In 1860, St. Gabriel Possenti rescued the villagers of Isola del Gran Sasso, Italy from a marauding gang of about 20 renegade soldiers with an outstanding display of handgun marksmanship.
>St. Gabriel Possenti freed a young woman from would-be rapists by taking the rapists' revolvers. He then confronted the onrushing brigands, pointing the revolvers at them.
>Possenti fired at a lizard that happened to be running across the road. He killed it with one shot. Having demonstrated his excellent handgun marksmanship, St. Gabriel Possenti took command of the situation and ran the now-frightened brigands out of town.

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Those guys are fags, actually.

He's a fag too.

>lizard story
definitely just some classic spaghetti-dick exaggeration

lobanov my guy

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Zergface - St Patron of Violence
Harrell - St Patron of Judges and self-defense
Vinning - St Patron of [REDACTED]

my man

>Vinning
A man of class and ability

God damnit I want a double nugget so bad

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>newfags don't know

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His entire story is a bunch of boomers grasping at straws so they have a saint to pray to when their 1911 jams.

>Airshit

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newfags.

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Sam Hyde for sure. He just keeps getting away with everything.

a patron saint of guns for sure!

>pointless amerinigger ""operator"" who didn't do shit
yeah, no.

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Why is Vinning a badass again? He did eod shit right?

NOT A SOLDIER'S GUN AYE?

NOT A SOLDIERS GUN?!?!?!

also him

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what am i seeing?

he spent about 20 years in delta force

Carnik Con

The Jow Forumsilldozer saint
>Heil Heeymeyer

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>someone finally mentions Dugan after 3 hours

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Old Jow Forumstripfag.
Dude was unhinged as fuck and open about the fact that he lived on a diet of cocaine and gunsmoke.

He likes hiking and eod, which he pretty much did for 20 years. He also has a fucking antarctica medal which probably means he saw [wacky conspiracy theory] being real.

TOIGHT TOLERANCES

St. Gabriel Possenti, the patron saint of handguns

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I saw he was in Vietnam and Desert Storm too. What an absolute fucking legend.

Or if we want to go other routes John Moses Browning or cokeman

This is just dumb Catholic shit. It isn't real.

>seething Abdul

You're not real.

If he's not real, then how is he talking to us?

If cokefag is lurking and sees this(and I know his autistic ass still is) poast moar vids fagotron

UNRELIABLE?

FULL LENGTH GUIDE ROD???

UNRELIABLE!?!?!?
UN FUCKING RELIABLE!?!?!?!
*full auto autistic mag dumping*

UNRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIAAABBBBLLEEE?!?!?!?!?!

ITS UNRELIABLE LADIES AND GENTS!!!

*muffled allahu akbar in the distance*

Fuck off MDE tranny.

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Some day I will l be here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

this kid seriously needs to kill himself.

It's all in your mind.

Isn't he dead?

youtube.com/watch?v=H0qe45Z8wfk

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>say my name

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Go suck cock somewhere else, retard

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you better respect the law boy

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Why the fuck was JMB not the first reply?

> implying a lack of operations doesn't totally summarize the experience of slash kay

doubt brothers

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faggot

Who are these fat, half naked boomers? What's this dirty and dingy apartment with a bare mattress? Are they gonna shoot a porno in there?

I doubt it

So he's not gonna blow a load on a guy with his 14" pump-action?

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Fuck you, cocksucker!

They shot a guy in a video

I'm sure they shoot on a lot of guys in their videos.

>him operating in DS.

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I can't read the name tape, is that Stormin Norman?

This absolute madman

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no, John Candy

USO shit

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>all these replies
>no mention of Jerry
GET SOME

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Yes, and CIA Nigger next to him.

You don't know the lucas room?

Like George Lucas?

Fuck off with thag anti Jow Forums faggot

i like ninja he plays video game an is very powerfull

>he heeeeeee GET SOME WOOOOOOOO

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>sam hyde
>patron saint of Jow Forums

hey newfag

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He cucked out. But still a good effort

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>Deus Vault

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