>Be navy
>Ship hits cargo freighter
>Get knocked overboard
>Uniform is blue, so basically invisible in water
>Nobody can find me
>Die
Be navy
Bentley Evans
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Justin Peterson
It turns orange in salt water.
Mason Bailey
right, that's why there's so many orange seamen around when there's something to do that might make you sweaty
Elijah Reyes
do piss jugs float?
Caleb Sanders
Do people still believe this? Type 1's look dope and are comfy. Fuck Type 3's.
Henry Ward
Pretty sure they do if there's any air left between the piss and the cap of the bottle.
Austin Cooper
Yeah.
Jack Ward
>It turns orange in salt water.
no, it turns orange when they piss themselves.
Liam Green
those are marines, idiot
Asher Morales
What are the nicest wallpapers you guys have come across?
David Wood
Colton Bennett
no, retard. Look at their camo.
Blake Jones
>Dude, we are Marines.
>Naval
>Infantry
>We must hide in the water, dude!
Jayden Sullivan
That’s not marpat
Liam Myers
Would starting ww3 have been an acceptable alternative?
Angel Ramirez
We could lob a shit ton of tomahawks at Tehran tomorrow and they couldn't do shit. Doubt we would've started WWIII from attacking a country like that. At the same time, they didn't execute anyone, and the embarrassing part was how our personnel cried like bitches, so I don't see why attacking them would've been on the table. We should probably force sailors who have jobs that take them off the ship to take SERE training, though. Then they might not embarrass the country while they're being filmed for propaganda.
Nicholas Cook
Show me one example lf it turning orange.
>get wet once in the navy and your uniform is ruined
>the fucking washing machines on ships use salt water
Fucking faggot
Jason Rogers
They could have driven away and let THEM start WW3 you idiot
>letting Brown people in your military
Bug fucking mistake
Angel Brown
"Sailed" away how? Do you even know anything about the incident?
Jonathan Myers
It’s not brown people’s fault that whites are a bunch of pussies.
Nolan Perez
>criticizing a uniform that's being phased out
Kayden Fisher
Here, BTFO. Literally seething
Logan Torres
>not digital
Please be bait
Juan Anderson
Tyler Gutierrez
Jesus you're retarded. Go get me some grid squares.
Kevin Barnes
you have to drink the piss first then its full of air and will float
Matthew Jackson
> piss-jug with air
yes
> totally full piss-jug
depends on how dehydrated you are.
clear piss will float, really dank yellow piss will sink
don't ask how i know
Matthew White
>be Poo in the Loo
>read news about bottles full of piss on U.S.N. ships
>wonder what the issue is
>continue to load palets of cowca cola on board
Carter Lee
>They could do shit
They could Nuke Israel.
Hey why haven't we thrown a bunch of tomahawks at Iran yet?
Luis Gonzalez
Sailed away with the boat they were on.
Adrian Jackson
let this meme die
Xavier James
They do not have nuclear weapons. They sure are trying, though. I would too if I were them.
Cooper Butler
Navy dungarees were awesome.