whats the best way to remove ra/k/oon in the suburbs? one of these fuckers keeps getting in my trash and biting my tires.
Whats the best way to remove ra/k/oon in the suburbs...
Liam Peterson
Connor Sullivan
poison the trash
Noah Collins
I love Raccoons. Little grabby bois
Carson Barnes
Their little hands are adorable, but sorta unsettling in an uncanny valley sort of way.
Levi Campbell
the first few times i saw him, it was cute but the trash over my yard and bite marks on my tires are pissing me off.
its only a matter of time before it starts going after my vegetable garden.
Noah Edwards
>Put some food scraps in a humane trap
>put the humane trap in a postage paid fed ex box
>catch the racoon, tape up the box, and send it to your grandparents
Josiah Long
>Call animal control and pay $1000.
>Weigh the lid down and lock it right until you roll it to the curb.
>Trap it pursuant to local regulations. Kill it quietly out of sight. Dump body in trash right before trash day.
> 22 caliber air rifle. Technically not a firearm so while you can't get in trouble for discharging a firearm inside city limits, expect the police to come if some neighbor rats you out. Check local laws to make sure you can claim pest removal instead of 'hunting'
Camden Wood
>Wait for him
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>FORE
Henry Gray
I'd call pest control because chances are it's a whole mess of raccoons and not just a couple that routinely come back. You'll more than likely kill or capture a few, then find some more right back at it a couple days later if not the next night. Just call a professional and be done with it, pests are an absolute nightmare and can get out of control real quick in suburban environments
Lucas Wilson
op when he finds the koon
Jackson Gomez
>John Henry was a mighty man
>born with a hammer
>a 10 pound hammer
>a 20 pound hammer right in his hands
Boi you know I have that song burned into my brain
Joseph Scott
op, get a crossbow and shoot it
Ayden Ward
remember to put a big R on the box so people know it has a raccoon in it.
Michael Thomas
And also so they think team rocket had something to do with it
David Ramirez
put a brick in its face
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Camden Cruz
Use a strong pellet gun out of your window. No one will hear a thing.
Nathan King
Fill tyres with cyanide gas, then when coon bites Tyre, it will remove coon.
John Baker
Why would you want to hurt such precious animals???
Alexander Hughes
>biting my tires
that's a first, You sure it's raccoons and not bears?
David Brown
Last year I had a preggers female raiding my garbage. I decided to take a non lethal route first and if it came back end it for good.
Put out my fresh trash and 15 minutes later hear the lid drop. Turn on my porch light and aim my airshit mp5 at it and no lie, it looked up and put booth hands in the air. Kek
I put about 60 bbs in its chest and ass on the way out, never came back.
Jacob Russell
You shot a surrendering civilian. Who's the real trash panda animal?
James Myers
I was laughing like a maniac the entire time, fucking surreal.
Jackson Ward
i dont like getting trash out of my yard
ive visually seen the damn thing in my trash, the bite marks are small im not sure what else they would be
Brody Murphy
Dylan Harris
Protip: Don't shoot opossums with anything .45 under, it doesn't do shit but piss them off and make a mess.They have weird, bulletproof skull bs going on as my uncle and I learned while trying to exterminate the nest. You're better off trapping them and weaponizing them in some way than unleashing them on your local gungrabbing politicians house or something maybe idk I've never done it before.
Eli Brown
>>this thread
Cameron Russell
One of these, fill it with lettuce, carrots, and apple slices. Catch coon, take out to the middle of nowhere and release.
Daniel Kelly
>leaves unsecured food outside
>wants to shoot trash pandas that shows up to eat it
OP is a nigger who doesn't buy vegan tires.
Cameron Lewis
No take it out to an open field release it then you gots a nice target
Michael Peterson
Noah Long
Capture it and train it to give you handjobs.
Austin Walker
Old school rat traps tbqh.
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Mason Lee
Air guns
This thing is full auto
Hudson Phillips
If you hate them, read Where the Red Fern Grows, and build the coon trap that's mentioned. Just have a club ready.
Nathan Perry
Nice dog
Evan Edwards
Connor Gonzalez
Trap it in a cage like this, then take the coon out and hang it from a tree in your front yard
Jacob Hill
>clubbing instead of drowning them in front of a class of horrified AG students
Amateur
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Ryder Clark
My grandpa used to catch them in baited cages, then submerge them in garbage cans full of water. Definitely seems like a better and less messy option than shooting them.
Blake Green
>41317860
More like tie rope to trap and drop in pond