RUSSIAN
WHALE
ARMY
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Angel Harris
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Eli Roberts
Looks like Ivan's dropped the weight requirements for the enlisted.
Austin Parker
Based and seap
Julian Baker
Only way to compete with US heavy infantry
Samuel Morgan
They use the whales to track ships and subs, makes sense cause whales and such often are found near ships. Based Russia
Adam Parker
sometimes whales equip themselves with other fish. no one knows why. it may be God's idea of a joke.
Austin Howard
>military whale
Or every female to ever serve in any military
Connor Hernandez
>talks about whales
>posts a shark
Angel Sanchez
This is actually pretty smart. If the U.S. tries to kill whales it'll be horrible for PR. How would you even go about this problem without getting the media involved? Seems like any action can be met with some bullshit lib screaming their heads off. Not just one, but at least a good big handful of them.
Nathaniel Baker
At least russian whales are on the sea, american's have been using them on the land army
Jaxson Fisher
SOON
Jordan Morgan
Wait, russians finally let women serve in the army?
Ian Morales
www.nytimes.com/2019/04/04/world/europe/russia-whale-jail.amp.html
Were they the same whales in the whale gulag?
Isaac Garcia
I really hope at least one of our countries didn't give up on the cold war craziness.
Henry Bell
We Red Alert now.
But seriously how is this supposed to work? You can't send radio signals through the ocean. And you would think Russian spies would be able to stay sober just long enough not to decide to use equipment blatantly telegraphed with Russian origins.
Mason Jackson
Someone post the relevant CMANO image
Luis Kelly
But can you get heavier than America's finest?
Grayson Bennett
You don't have to, I already see it in my head
Joseph Baker
>tfw Red Alert 2 was right all along
Samuel Cox
Use a sensor to broadcast data whenever the whales surface.
Nolan Carter
IMPLESSIVE
John Morales
>James, Russia is turning the whales of the world into weapons of war. You have to stop them.
>My own work against me...
Asher Adams
Jow Forums as fuck
Owen Lopez
Since they can’t seem to afford buying more submarines, I guess that’s the next best thing.
Kevin Hughes
Julian Roberts
>>posts a shark
a WHALE shark. dummy
Matthew Martin
I'd watch that movie.
Daniel Ortiz
What kind of whales? Hopefully not killer whales, those things are as smart as we are and some are even learning how to talk. A few pods of trained orcas could wreak havoc on any surface navy and would be able to travel relatively undetected. What a fucking nightmare.