Why does the Russian military unironically make technicals?
Are they suddenly poor or something?
Why does the Russian military unironically make technicals?
Gabriel Robinson
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Bentley Brown
Evan Thomas
the US use technicals, too, they just don't parade them around. look what US SF are using in Syria or Africa. they're great for those purposes, mobile, cheap, they kinda blend in, they got a lot of uses
Connor Lewis
Those are police, moron. The second even says Politsya in the door.
Samuel Wright
Those are MP Truck m8, in Definitely-not-Soviet Russia MP trucks have MGs mount in case they have to mow down a crowd of rioting peasants.
Russia doesn't really have any Hmmwv or MRAP equivalent.
Jaxon Bell
Except US technicals are purpose built for a specific mission in asymmetric warfare.
Not part of a conventional armed force's arsenal.
Levi Jackson
They are just using techniques they used for their ISIS assests, they also copied that ISIS drone that drops hand grenades.
Luis Morales
No, but russian SF operating in Syria requested vehicles like that, so it's pretty much the first time russian military industry ever purposely produced vehicles of such types for the military. Of course now they are showing them on all parades like they are some shiny new toys and not just technicals.
Mason White
OH NONONONONONONO
Robert Brown
Because technicals are awesome
Benjamin Rivera
Nice memes, retard.
>what are Tigrs and Typhoons
Jaxson Robinson
Not just police, it's actually Military Police operating in Syria.
Asher Bennett
it's a big land power with long borders, and yes, poor too.
Jaxson Foster
>Are they suddenly poor or something?
>Suddenly
They've been subhuman poverty vermin for centuries now. Have you been living under Iraq?
Jonathan Jenkins
>suddenly
they were always poor
Isaac Rogers
>export
Logan Kelly
LET'S GO ON A RAID!
Noah Miller
Anything outside of Moscow is 3rd world poor. Minimum wage in Russia is about $90 a month and the average is just above $400.
Communist Bernie Sanders is saying that only a handful of people in the US own almost all the wealth... There are 18 MILLION millionaires in America (about 6% of the population) and fewer than 200 thousand millionaires in Russia (0.12% of the population).
Chase Harris
>suddenly poor
>...as if they ever had money
It's a weak, poor country.
Biggest 3rd world country in the whole world, of course they use technicals.
Joshua Ramirez
>It's a weak, poor country.
LOL'd
Carson Allen
Check your sources. Russian economy is so far behind German economy it's not even a race.
Liam Ross
>Not part of a conventional armed force's arsenal.
the fucking blue and red lights should be indication enough that it's not the case either for those vehicles you tard.
Adrian Rivera
They are using PPP to compare them. Zerohedge is such bullshit.
Daniel Nelson
I hope the upcoming parade will show some new stuff.
Eli Evans
If only real life would follow poorly made articles :D
Poor, weak Russia. It's a sad future for this 3rd world country. Only thing ahead is poverty, just like always.
Jace Harris
>suddenly poor
It's not sudden
Liam Thomas
"check the author" should also point to that if the author is jewish that the story is likely bullshit.
Asher Green
true
Samuel Diaz
>Author: Tyler Durden
Brody Brown
Not often you see military vehicles with red and blue lights on the roof. Could it be that this particular vehicle has another function than a humvee or similar?
Aaron Green
you Kuwait before making a rude comment like that
Liam Cook
Its not really any different than a Humvee.
Juan Edwards
Christian Rogers
So how's your GDP per capita?
Connor Turner
Alexander Myers
Connor Butler
Xavier Hernandez
Humvee thread?
Connor Green
>he thinks GDP means anything
Every beaner coming into America increases the GDP, doesn't mean the country is stronger.
Lucas Richardson
Samuel Peterson
Parker Brown
Robert Clark
Is that the "hillbilly armor" I read about?
Evan Hill
Fuck off with your meme terms.
Evan Bell
>sees picture
hahaha shit looka comical like it's a shot from a comedy movie
>sees of a pool of blood below
Levi Smith
U.S. secret service has the same thing expect it's a mini gun that pops out of a taho.
It's mean to mow down crowds of peasants if 100 of them try to bum rush the presiden't during a parade.
Nolan Ross
that is probably transmission fluid.
James Walker
Idk user, maybe it's because Burkina Faso with legacy nukes?
Jaxon Miller
>drop gun in the back
Robert Wood
S E E T H I N G
N A M E F A G
Notice how all the ones you posted are armored and the Russian ones are painted and nigrigged to have a turret
Charles Bell
>suddenly
Brayden Ross
>Are they suddenly poor or something?
> suddenly
bro it's not even yesterday's news
Carter Powell
Parker White
Probably transmission fluid but rollovers are also no joke.
Lucas Morgan
Russian civilization collapsed in the 90s, Putin had no ability to truly put it back together or curb the corruption that made everyone want to flee
So basically, Russia spent 20 years stagnating or regressing
Charles Murphy
Oh yes, because only western GDP gets inflated, the Russian GDP is only made out of pure slav masculinity and T-I-G-E-R-S.
Evan Brown
Based & GLA-pilled
Christopher Torres
Poverty
Ryder Thomas
Nope
Camden Jones
Except it is objectively stronger than Russia by every conceivable measure.
Kayden Carter
>it is objectively stronger than Russia by every conceivable measure
Owen Thompson
>R-36M
>A good ICBM
There is a reason they wanted to replace it with Topol before budget constraints forced the Strategic Rocket Forces to purchase only a handful of Topols.
Angel Fisher
William Flores
The US has missiles too, Ivan.
Justin Adams
>Replace with Topol
Topol is mobile retard. Voyevodas are silo based.
Kevin Mitchell
Topol is both mobile and silo based.
Jose Jenkins
i watched a documentary about it last night onyoutube. im sure you could find it. but open lands and cheap
Angel King
That game was awesome.
Luis Evans
The only game that made me cum
Jeremiah Perry
>ywn drive a armor-plated go-kart into battle.
Xavier Sanders
They've been poor for 30 years, my dude
Adam Cox
>Tyler Durden
Almost got me
Joseph Ramirez
It’s a fake article. The author is a fictional character from the movie fight club
Lincoln Smith
>Putin had no ability to truly put it back together or curb the corruption that made everyone want to flee
lol Putin has been a source of and actively promoting corruption in Russia for last 30 years since he was deputy to St.Petersburg mayor
Mason Allen
That this game never got ported on PC is a crime against humanity.
James King
because they are cheap.
Luke Gomez
You're a fake poster because you posted under "anonymous".
>not knowing about Zero Hedge's collective pseudonym
en.wikipedia.org
Robert Morris
R-36M is the best ICBM in service so far, retard.
>they wanted to replace it with Topol
No, retard, they want to replace it with Sarmat. Topol and Yars are light solid fuel ICBMs that are much better and much more modern than the rotten 70s crap for ICBMs the US relies upon.
>budget constraints forced the Strategic Rocket Forces
That's a funny way of saying "the strongest and most modern strategic forces on the planet".
>to purchase only a handful of Topols
"A handful" as in Topol and its derivatives alone carry the same amount of warheads as all the fatnik ICBMs combined. Not that you have any bar for obsolete rotten 70s Minuteman anyway. And you couldn't even put them on wheels, lol. Sit the fuck down, bitchboy.
Luke Reyes
Missiles that are obsolete shit.
Joshua Adams
>Russkie version when
Alexander Gonzalez
russians are stupid niggers that drink alcohol like niggers and get aids like niggers even niggers hate russian niggers
Xavier Walker
>Are they suddenly poor or something?
suddenly?
Jacob Gomez
dear nigger
technicals is anglo invention
Christian Ward
>suddenly?
I mean, if they are have to downgrade to civilian trucks from cold war BMT-1s..
Zachary Harris
It's called the Armata.
Lincoln Green
>Zero Hedge in-house content is posted under the pseudonym "Tyler Durden"; however, the founder and main editor was identified as Daniel Ivandjiiski.[9]
>Literally Ivan
Leo Garcia
Nah, it's from zerohedge. Though they have some pretty shady links to Kremlin disinformation, so take everything they say with a large pinch of salt.
Oliver Jackson
learn history nigger
Aaron Powell
They are proposing to re-skin a mil-spec chassis with e.g. Toyota body panels and create a pretend Toyota.
This is insane. People will notice, seriously.
Ayden Diaz
Due to its collapsing economy Russia's new projects more often resemble stuff like pic related while Carriers, Cruisers, and Nuclear Submarines are retired without replacement.
Leo Carter
The reason they use fake names is so nothing can be verified. It's fanfic
Carter Walker
>People will notice, seriously.
How? The aim is to blend in, from a distance, into any random 4x4 in differing conflict zones. While having the ruggedness and suspension, optional protection so it is kept useful under loads up to 2 tonnes. The RFI was released February last year during release of the Niger report and video analysis.
Hudson Lewis
Learn the difference between a technical and a utility vehicle you fucking mong.
Cameron Thomas
5th generation warfare implies enemy are going to see these things close up and identify the differences. If anything it'll just free kick a little extra intelligence about US or affiliated units funding or origins. Besides being non-local support hence un-repairable. Why bother?.
Hudson Morris
>en.wikipedia.org
> where its editorial has been labelled by The New Yorker as being associated with the alt-right,[10][11] as well as being anti-establishment, conspiratorial, and showing a pro-Russian-bias.[10][9]
jesus christ you retard
Alexander Murphy
ZeroHedge is highly credible, retard.
Benjamin White
>Are they suddenly poor or something?
Well...yes. Russia has never had the same level of industrialization the USA has. Mind, most countries don't have the shear industrial might the USA has. On the other hand, Russia has a fairly massive population and thus a massive army. Equipping them is always a strain so Technicals are used when needed.
Xavier Hughes
But why the MG? That's not a police force so much as it's a gendarmerie force. You don't use that unless you expect MASSIVE civil unrest.
Nathan Watson
I actually thought about that game but it was that made it pop into my head.
Ryder Moore
The good old "jews did it" that vatniks have been told to use. Pic related.
Won't change the fact that Russia is a poor 3rd world country that cannot even troll properly.
But such is life in a poverty-ridden hellhole!