Shit's hit the fan,but you're well-armed and well-prepared and get a militia set up quickly enough to become a local powerhouse. What are the requirements to join your militia?
I'll set down mine in my next post, I'd rather see other people's requirements than have the whole thread be about my choices.
You have to be able to break down an AR-15 into all of its parts and store them inside your anus for up to 36 hours.
>this is someones fetish
>must have 3 rifles per person, 2k rounds for each
>must have 3 months of food and other vita supplies
>must have 3 young willing white women for my harem given as tribute
First off I wouldn’t be flying the flag of a failed state. But my only requirement would be have a rifle in 5.56 and don’t be a fat fuck. Also be white
As I said, I'll list mine here.
Firstly. You must be white and American-born. This is non-negotiable.
You must be able to hike at least a mile.
You must donate the entirety of your arsenal to the militia as a whole, although you get first pick as to what your "duty weapons" are.
Your duty carbine has to be an AR-15 for reasons of replacement parts, quality, and sharing ammo. If you demonstrate proficiency with long-range shooting enough to use a proper durr rifle or other long-range platform competently at 400 yards or more, you get one of those in addition to your AR-15. No slavshit, no "alternative" 5.56 platforms like the C93 or Steyr AUG or whatever special snowflake piece of crap you've got, non-AR rifles that don't fit the long-range role arent even allowed to take up space in the communal weapons barn, and will be destroyed so our enemies can't take them and use them against us. This is a matter of practicality and not sentiment. .22 rifles and PCCs are to be given to women and children who demonstrate proficiency for self defense and small game hunting. As far as pistols go, I'm not that picky. Every man gets a duty sidearm to go with his duty carbine, and as before, you have to donate all of your handguns to the militia but get to pick your favorite to carry. I'd prefer every man have a G17 or G19, but other semi-automatic striker-fired pistols with mostly polymer construction are fine, except the Sig "drops when fired" shitpiece. No 1911s, revolvers, CZs, or other metal-framed handguns, those will be disposed of in the Slavshit Melting Pit of Shame along with non-AR carbines.
You must swear a blood oath accepting me as your supreme commander and acknowledge that democracy has failed and the age of lords has returned. I am your lord. Your life is mine to dispose of as I see fit. If you die, I will take your wife and children under my protection if I choose to and you deserve it
(pt 1)
You must, if you have electrical, engineering, medical, military, or law enforcement training report it to me so that I can make you a lieutenant and find proper responsibilities and privileges for you
You must bring something to the cause. If you don't bring food, medical supplies, useful knowledge, women, or weapons to the cause you will not be allowed to join but will instead be conscripted as a laborer
You must be neither a basic bitch liberal nor a supporter of the puppet Trump
You will be killed on sight if you bring an SKS to the militia I fucking swear
You must live and die for the militia. An eight-hour workday is a luxury of civilization. Expect twelve hours minimum donated each day to bringing some order out of the chaotic mess weaklings made of our society
(pt 2 and final)
>What are the requirements to join your militia?
- Don't be even mildly obese. (And no I don't mean BMI "obese" I mean clinically obese.)
- Can run a hundred yard dash and reliably put decent groupings on target
- Can field-strip AR, AK, and HK-91 pattern rifles
- Can clean AR, AK, and HK-91 pattern rifles
- Can socialize and actually blend in to the average populous
- Have at least 2 rifles (in a common caliber, IE 5.56, 7.62, 5.45, .308, etc etc)
- Above all else, any identifiable connections to Jow Forums will net you an intimidate denial, no ifs, ands, or buts*
*Mainly because we do not accept two-faced redditors nor federal agents.
>You must donate the entirety of your arsenal to the militia as a whole
You get bullets first, fag.
>I am your lord. Your life is mine to dispose of as I see fit. If you die, I will take your wife and children under my protection if I choose to and you deserve it
aaaaand denied because no one is going to follow a cringelord like you
>First off I wouldn't be flying the flag of a failed state
Fly any flag other than the stars and stripes of this nation and expect to be gunned down by every other non-commie militia out there.
>5.56
5.56 is a bitch round. Insecure /arg/ manbabies will be the first to be lynched by the Brotherhood of Battle Rifle.
>must be white
>must say the n word
>must be uncircumcised
>must be a gamer
>You must be able to hike at least a mile.
Only 1% of Jow Forums is former Jow Forums
Whats cringey about it? Democracy has failed, everyone knows it and the collapse hasn't even happened yet. Your choices are right-wing authority or left-wing authority, pick one and show you're not a brainlet.
Why should I share my resources with you if you won't share yours with the group? Enjoy being gunned down by my people.
The flag doesn't represent the state, but the people/nation themselves.
>uncircumcised
Kind of hard to control that, isn't it?
Only the uncircumcised are truly uncorrupted by the Jew
You sound like the most enormously obese, non-functioning, autistic edgelord retard I've ever had the displeasure of reading about.
You'd be fucking murdered in a week by an "inferior." Have you learned fuck-all from your history classes? Shit.
Are you White?
Willing to work?
Able to work?
Not a rapist?
Done and done
I found the socialist homo
Name one substantial thing wrong with what I said. Are you some nogunz poorfag with no skills who thinks he deserves better than serfdom? You're the pathetic one.
See
>and will be destroyed so our enemies can't take them and use them against us
>not stockpiling anything you get
Born american. If a nigger/foreigner, integrated in white american culture and obviously fluent in english.
2: Guns. A rifle, minimum. 5.56 at least.
3: Willing to work, not only in the battlefield but in any other type of work.
4: If you don't have any guns but have any other useful knowledge like say explosives IED's etc, then you get to work in the warehouse making explosives, mines, hand grenades... etc
5: Not obese
6 Between 18-45 years old
>has a life
>has a job
>has had sex (redundant with has a life)
>has a minimum 100 IQ
>has a car
>has an AR with a red dot and combat load x2
>doesn't have thunder thighs, pot belly, or twig arms
That about covers it. I'd like common sense too, but that doesn't exist here.
>Name one substantial thing wrong with what I said.
Yeah, alright. At this point I know you're trolling and fishing for (yous), so I'm just going to continue the tradition of Jow Forums being the dumbest and most easily-trolled board out there.
>You must donate the entirety of your arsenal to the militia as a whole, although you get first pick as to what your "duty weapons" are.
You have instantly become just as bad, if not worse, than the people who caused the S to hit the F. This is literally gun confiscation and I'd just as soon shoot you as comply.
>You must swear a blood oath accepting me as your supreme commander and acknowledge that democracy has failed and the age of lords has returned.
I shouldn't even have to tell you how utterly mind-blowingly retarded this is.
>Your life is mine to dispose of as I see fit. If you die, I will take your wife and children under my protection if I choose to and you deserve it.
This inspires exactly zero loyalty in me, and I'd just as soon kill you as take orders from you because I know you'd do the exact same to me.
>You must be neither a basic bitch liberal nor a supporter of the puppet Trump
Well, you just said the age of democracy is over, so which is it? Democracy and former governments are important, or not?
>You must live and die for the militia. An eight-hour workday is a luxury of civilization. Expect twelve hours minimum donated each day to bringing some order out of the chaotic mess weaklings made of our society
You need only look into the very recent past to see why this doesn't work at all, ever, and will always backfire on you.
>Have guns in common chambering (556, 308, etc)
>Be able to not be a bitch when shot at
>/out/ skills
>Any prior experience is great (Military, first aid, stuff like that)
>Be able to hold your own
>Be able to walk 5 miles per day
Mountain warfare time boys.
I live in the ghetto so I will be bwana of an army of child soldiers. Requirements will be 1) addiction to narcotics 2) IQ below 80 3) gender fluidity
>Takes responsability for their own actions rather than run and snitch/bitch to authority
>Has some kind of useful skill (anything really)
>Has minimal levels of respect for themselves as others.
Just dont be a helpless fucktard.
Guess you'll be easily noticed talking stupid shit like that but glad you could voice that friendo.
>I am your lord. Your life is mine to dispose of as I see fit. If you die, I will take your wife and children under my protection if I choose to and you deserve it
You're getting a bullet in the skull if we cross paths.
The fact you say that and feel any form of conviction with it and the fact that you already filtered the super majority of people. I don't really care to go on, I /want/ you to continue think and speaking like this so the rest of us can us what you say, directly, to display what type of authoritatin fuck you are and not give you the slightest of power. Hope you mature friend and work out whatever has made you into this.
Hiking a mile is nothing, it doesn't take Jow Forums to do that. Anyone who is able to walk and isn't 60 years old should be able to do that.
>You must donate the entirety of your arsenal to the militia as a whole, although you get first pick as to what your "duty weapons" are.
>Your duty carbine has to be an AR-15
>Every man gets a duty sidearm to go with his duty carbine, and as before, you have to donate all of your handguns to the militia but get to pick your favorite to carry.
>No 1911s, revolvers, CZs, or other metal-framed handguns, those will be disposed of in the Slavshit Melting Pit of Shame along with non-AR carbines.
So, you are a retarded commie that wants to establish a serfdom where you are king and lie about people being able to "choose".
Kys.
Complete bunch of clowns
So if i have medicine, food, water, experience in hunting, fishing etc if i don't have an AR or something in 5.56 I'm not welcome.
Good luck with arguing amongst yourselves around the minutiae of membership while i steal your supplies and fuck your women.
You all are being way too picky and racist.
>physically in shape (no need for ottermode, just no fattys)
>can serve a purposes and have something to offer, be it hunting building or medical aid.
Too many people is bad, you'll have factions n such. I would say no more than 15-20 people
I like you. A man with a plan.
Easy enough.
>Read the constitution and know that we will try to reestablish the country in line with what the founding fathers had imagined
>You must be proficient with firearms. What type and caliber is irrelevant. We need all we can get.
>Be knowledgeable about one or more of the following: automotive repair; chemistry; first aid/medicine; outdoor survival skills; electricity and electrical systems; scavenging; cartography; logistics; firearm maintenance; machine skills; and anything else that would be useful in this situation
>Military experience is not required, but will be favored
>Be in decent shape i.e. be able to walk 7 miles in a day, not be overweight
>Own at least one gun chambered in any of the following; 12ga; 7.62; 5.56; 9mm; .22lr; .45ACP; .357
>Can be apart of a team AND also has the ability to function independently
>No addictions to drugs including alcohol and nicotine. Occasional use is permitted.
I think that just about wraps it up for my nationalistic fantasy squad.
200 Nigger´s from the Hood will eat you alive when there are only 15 people !!!
get strong in numbers or die cause you will never win against a force more than double as big as your own
You sound like a tremendous homo who doesnt work well with other people. Ive got a mind to gather a militia to hunt you down and mass inseminate you to teach you a lesson.
>uncircumcised
Agreed. You wanna meet up and compare foreskins?
requirements for my militia
>Do not be overly autistic to a fault
>Must go through a basic combat training course(which would be set up once resources and manpower allow)lasting 2-4 weeks of fitness, battle drills, basic individual skills, and fieldcraft
That's pretty much it. Simply follow my commands, do not break the rules set forth on things such as how the spoils of war would be divvied up and how much local commanders in charge of garrisoned units should tax the locals, enough to feed my need for bloodshed, but not too much to piss them off. While also simply prioritizing loyalty and respect above competence for leadership positions so that I don't have to give a shit about people trying to stab me in the back. Yeah, I think i'd make a pretty good American warlord.
See you on the plains you rat commie fuck.
H8 n r8
>not a rapist
Not now but if it the situation came down to joining a militia and going /innawoods/....
>You must swear a blood oath accepting me as your supreme commander and acknowledge that democracy has failed and the age of lords has returned. I am your lord. Your life is mine to dispose of as I see fit. If you die, I will take your wife and children under my protection if I choose to and you deserve it
Never
Sic Semper Tyrannis
White
Able to hike 2 miles with a 60 pound rucksack
Able to shoot and hit the target
No LGBT
No socialists
no girls allowed.
>Sic Semper Tyrannis
I know that saying gets abused a lot of the time but when it is in the correct context it just feels fucking righteous.
FBI only.
Be a law-enforcement officer. Feds come first, but sheriffs and regular cops are accepted too.
>"Heheh, hey guys. Do you know what would be funny? If we were to like, I don't know, shoot up a synagogue? Wouldn't that just be fucking hilarious? HAHAHA"
I would assemble a team to hunt down Lindybeige and shoot at him with an MG42 "Spandau"
You guys are total fags.
>requirements: "shit, i'm desperate and willing to do anything for security"
>response: k, don't be a dick and if you creep anyone out you're off the island with the same shit you brought in, minus what's used.
Worst case they come back as a moody raider gang, but chances are if they're autistic enough to get kicked out they're not charismatic enough, or well spoken enough to lead raiders to camp. Best case they leave and try to regain entry and become a scavenger/trader for the community.
If they're a security threat you walk them out and put a bullet in them.
As long as the people you gain aren't a drain on your community then they're worth having. Once they've become a negative then you consider if they're worth your edgy fantasies.
I'd require all applicants to submit a paragraph on some sort of topic under the guise of "effective communication" but, really it's just a way to weed out retards.
Be white and of good moral charecter.
1. Understand the importance of community
2. Be willing to contribute to that community
If you're fat, a lack of food and an exercise regimen will fix that. If you can't shoot, you'll be trained as supplies allow, at the very least in manual of arms and the principles of marksmanship. If you don't know a trade, you will learn one.
Leadership of a community doesn't involve door kicking and jacking other people's shit. There's people better trained and qualified for that. My job is to keep all the pieces working together, while balancing internal and external politics with ensuring there's fucking food to eat.
There can't be dead weight though. Everyone has to contribute somehow, even if it's inventorying shit or chasing birds away from my goddamn corn.
these
1. Own some sort of firearm and be proficient in its use.
2. Bring some sort of useful skill to the group and be reasonably fit.
3. Be willing to move around, never staying in one place.
4. Have no issue with stealing from, murdering, and generally raiding other survivors.
5. Keep alcohol and narcotics use to a reasonable amount. Except on special occasions.
Land pirates, boys.
Go fuck yourselves I’m gonna fly the crusader flag
Glad to put down muslim sharia praising faggots and fucks like you so do it.
You will bend to the will of Jesus Christ either by the Bible or the sword so take your pick
Master & Commander meets Mad Max 2
Where do the fuck do I sign up?
Lets' build this militia boys!
>must be able to operate and clean the firearm of your choice
>must be able to make a 100 yard shot on a pie plate
>must be willing to work when needed
>must be willing to join up with militia so we can cum inside of
And then we unite with other militias to form a new CSA where power belongs to the states and laws are almost non existent, with traditional Southern values being taught at a young age and reinforced throughout ones life.
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First post: 3 hours and 55 minutes ago
What does this mean?
That I'm gonna suck you dick and then go in full reverse when you climax, daddy
user if I came across you in a post apocalyptic setting and you spoke to me like this I would put a bullet in your over inflated head faggot.
I don’t think anybody’s wives want to fuck some fat sperg who can’t find his pecker.
Able bodied male of reasonable fitness age 16-60, I can take care of training
Once I get up over 10 I will start having to issue 10/22s and Mosins and shit but it still beats not having another guy with a gun.
Oh, and you have to be white.
My circumcision fuels a deep seated, irrational hatred for jews (in addition to my deep seated, rational hatred for jews)
>must be white
Yeah that seems reasonable
>uncircumcised
B-but user, I can’t choose whether I have a foreskin. Waaaaahaaa
Imagine being this much of a fag. Anyone who is this much of a hypocrite needs to be immediately executed irl
>startingamutiny.jpg
Rule number 1: Don't get caught
Rule number 2: Don't say shit
Rule number 3: Don't say SHIT
Anyway, see you later.
What if I'm all of these, but I'm not white, except I get made fun of by almost all the white people I know for "acting too white"
Must pay $75/month for communal supplies (mostly food and water)
Have atleast 1 rifle in 5.56 or 7.62 nato
Have atleast 2000 rounds for said rifle at any given time
Ruck marches
Be employed
Also fightclub rules 1&2
The only answer. Everything I’ve read so far before this is cringe tier Jow Forums posting
if it walks like an AR, talks like an AR, why the fuck wouldn't you use it? An AUG takes fucking PMAGS, and you would just melt it down?
this is truly the most offensive thing about this post
based
Ability to make good decisions under stress.
At least 16yo
Be honest and able to take care of yourself and yours.
8 hour interview with me
Strong family values and willingness to join a family unit comprised of several families and individuals
Sense of duty to comunity
Team player
Ability to operate a firearm and wilingness to use it, be trained and earn one if you didn't bring your own.
8hr work day commitments by everybody in your new "family"
Ownership of your decisions and responsibility
Ability to make hard desicions and act as men instead of entitled pussies
Fit enough to be competent part of group movement and 4,6,8,10, and 20 person groups.
Be a bro and bring all the skills and gear you can
Dont be a divisive cunt
Be ok with the knowledge that if you fail to live up to these standards you will be ruthlessly butchered for the good of the comunity.
Being at least 56% white seems more reasonable if you plan to operate in America
>Implying point 1 isn't Jow Forums related
F R E E
W H I T E
M E N
the bad part about this squad is that it's a fantasy
>tfw I'm not even a 56'er but literally ~50% white
Mutt nation rise up.
>tfw 0% white
American gang rise up
>You must swear a blood oath
Are you fucking 12?
>You must donate the entirety of your arsenal to the militia as a whole
Fuck you, Junior. Go infringe on somebody else.
>You must swear a blood oath accepting me as your supreme commander and acknowledge that democracy has failed and the age of lords has returned. I am your lord.
I don’t think so, Buckwheat. You don’t have the talent, skill, charisma, wit, intelligence, or experience to be in any kind of leadership position. People follow leaders they can believe in. Your deep-spectrum autism is an automatic DQ, no waivers allowed. I have better things to do with my time than babysit your retarded ass.
>Your life is mine to dispose of as I see fit. If you die, I will take your wife and children under my protection if I choose to and you deserve it
So, on top of your other liabilities you’re historically illiterate. Oath of fealty goes 2 ways, dipshit. If somebody swears to serve you, you WILL have his back in his time of need or your life is forfeit. You WILL protect and provide for his family while he’s off doing your bidding, or you get the gibbet. If he falls in your service, you WILL provide for his survivors or be labelled oathbreaker.
In short, you’re too stupid and too ignorant to survive through the first week of shtf. Ignorance can be fixed, but stupidity is a lifelong condition which is always terminal.
>Mi cara cuando
I don't speak illegal.
Honestly some of these are too strict, your militia is gonna need as many capable bodies as it can get
I assumed you were a spic, but you could be a nigger or chink as well. Sorry for assuming.
It's awrite.
Also
>Spanish
>Illegal
nigger its an European language, stop your divide and conquer
no hablo 9/11
jajajaja muy caliente mamita
i'd likely avoid most things ivolving a group. maybe information sharing and trading resources until im sure they wont eat me.
>If you don't bring food, medical supplies, useful knowledge, women, or weapons to the cause you will not be allowed to join but will instead be conscripted as a laborer
So which useful thing are you bringing to the table? We can rule out useful knowledge, you’re too much of a poorfag to have supplies, food, or weapons. The only woman you can talk to without stuttering is your mom, nobody wants that tattooed, chainsmoking skank. A day of labor would break you like a twig, shit, you wouldn’t even make a decent sandbag. Looks like you’re only good for compost.
MAMI, MAMI, DAME LECHE :3
Es tiempo para la reconquista, hermanos.
Venceremos!
>Fit enough for duty
>Own rifles in common calibers that are easy to procure in the region (7.62 NATO, 5.56, OR 7.62X39)
>Speak at least 2 languages, more are encouraged
>Have more skills than just shooting, carpentry, cooking, foragin, farmin, all are valuble assets
>Be able to live in a social environment
僕の男根を吸いなさい
si, mami. muy bueno