Jow Forums humor thread
This one's hot off the presses.
Jow Forums humor
Michael Russell
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Carter Brooks
Found this in the old files I have form like 2015-2016
Sebastian Hall
Jayden King
Carson Kelly
I got a similar one
Parker Jenkins
Jace Peterson
Alright, here’s one from Illinois armslist. (Thank god I live in a free state
James Long
Some of them are really asking for it
Carson Bennett
>Somewhere in Illinois, there is atleast one man who isn't a total cuck
Learn something new everyday.
Isaac Perez
In his defense, anything is a viable currency for trade, and considering he is on a gun classified page you may be able to low ball him hard.
Joseph Murphy
He's selling guns, dude. Real guns. Like the people on Craigslist who sell classic action movies, *pictured with the guns from said actual movie, but totally not for sale. And the sale price is for the collectibility of said movie. For roughly the cost of the gun. Coincidentally.
Owen Baker
Ryan Cox
not real, unless you yanks put airsoft scope protectors on real guns.
Liam Sanchez
Gabriel Kelly
also, real guns don't have motor plates on the bottom of theirs grips.
Nathaniel Smith
This is from a thread about how Jow Forumsommandos would react if giant spiders infested their basement.
Brandon Morris
Owen Nelson
Adrian Diaz
Thomas Sanchez
Just makes me angry...women are so fucking stupid
Anthony Lopez
Jason Mitchell
Okay retard
Xavier Ward
my personal favorite greentext
Logan Gray
Fake and gay
Jack Jones
Asher Carter
Henry Rodriguez
Ian Jones
Julian Mitchell
Jaxon Nguyen
This pic sums up Jow Forums
Camden King
Joseph Perez
Why?
She just removed the hostage takers leverage.
Chances of a peaceful surrender just went up.
Jaxon Martinez
Luke Barnes
Nathan Watson
Got me
Jonathan Ortiz
Holy shit I keked
Gabriel Wilson
This is how you out Russian spies.
Oliver Peterson
>bluff status ... called
>processing
>bluff denied.
Hudson James
>shoot the hostage!
Nathaniel Barnes
The face and the shirt oppose each other, fix your fucking meme.
Juan Ross
Illinois doesn’t have an awb. It would all be legal except if that suppressor were real
William Brooks
loool
pic unrelated
Connor Diaz
He's wearing a mask you dongus
Leo Gray
And the mask and the shirt fucking oppose each other. He's trying to disguise himself as one thing without showing the other, not show two conflicting viewpoints.
Christopher Johnson
It’s just a lib disguising himself as a Jow Forumsommando you dense tard mongrel
Chase Ramirez
Iss dump time
Nathan Jones
Evan Taylor
...
Brody Reed
Hostage was actually terrorist in disguise. Terrorists suffered two casualties.
>t. Spetsnaz
Hunter Sullivan
Thomas Adams
I need more atf dog memes
Joseph Barnes
Josiah Gomez
Elijah Sanders
Brandon Flores
The hills aren't alive for much longer
Nicholas Williams
i lol'ed
Jeremiah Scott
>Oh
>Look at that
>I should probably see a doctor
>collapses
Kevin Walker
Elijah Garcia
>in a stressful situation he taunts the man with the gun, gets shot
>shoots a man who is taunting him just to prove a point, gets 20 years in prison
what is the lesson here?
Adam Turner
What the living fuck man, I couldn't even understand the guy recording early on in the video, almost thought it was a non-english speaking country.
Dominic James
Dylan Gray
20 years worth of satisfaction, at least
Carter Campbell
Luis Phillips
Landon Edwards
Nathaniel Price
Levi Smith
Joshua Collins
Logan Nelson
Samuel Smith
and the original
I see Centurii-chan is represented in /ak/ as well
Leo Brooks
based
Angel Powell
Jaxon Thompson
I'd buy useless stuff from there just to support them
Cameron Sanchez
Josiah Ward
Josiah Walker
Sebastian Bell
Jaxon Moore
Any oldfags know whatever happened to Willis Mc/K/illis?
Camden Martin
Will this happen if I get a ton of it on me? I spilled a fuckton of this on me once.
Jace Foster
He’s dead.
/spoiler/Not really but sometimes saying that enough gets an update/spoilersdontworkonk/
Lincoln Ortiz
>he woudn't fuck a spidergirl
You some kind of faggot?
Connor Collins
Anyone got the green text where the EOD guy got crank called?
Kayden Morgan
Its already posted
Cameron Wright
>JTF-2
>who?
Lol, literally the only saving grace of the Canadian Armed Forces
And I guess that Edmonton helicopter unit that carries them around most of the time.
Robert Phillips
>JGSDF
>Terrorists captured, murdered by a civilian with a bladed weapon while in transfer
Evan Collins
no u
Colton Gonzalez
Painfully accurate
Brody Allen
I'm not saying that I wouldn't, but the context is important in my book. There's also the underlying dread from realizing how deep mankind's depravity truly is.
Liam James
Jaxon Garcia
Good advice, even if the presentation is so niggery.
Caleb Baker
Yeah I thought it was good. Was posted after that vid dropped of the dude sitting in a car got shot in the head by some bitch playing with a glock.
Jose Gutierrez
HAHAHAHA fuck me I laughed hard
William Mitchell
Mason Gray
Jordan Allen
>at the range
>people think I'm some kind of gun expert so they bring me a weird looking cartridge they found
>looks like an M855 but with a second bottleneck behind the normal one
>two SSGs and an SFC chime in and say it must be for an experimental rifle
>"it's a regular round someone forced into a 9 mil chamber"
>they call bullshit so I ask for the SFC's pistol
>disassemble it, insert a fresh M855 into the barrel and reassemble it forcefully into battery, disassemble it again and extract a perfect match to the cartridge in question
>"wait, how did you know that?"
Colton Brooks
No, the one where the "bomb" was literally some snackbar doing a 'is your refrigerator running' thing
Ends with a rubber chicken or a whoopee cushion in a pile of asphalt and a hadji getting 'gumped.
Brody Evans
Brazil is the answer. Noun verb and adjective.
Hunter Allen
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
John Phillips
some classic Jow Forums humour
David Stewart
I'm surprised the artist isn't more well known. Centurii is actually pretty chill