If you had a son and you thought he was a disappointment and secretly hated him what's a perfect gift could he give you...

if you had a son and you thought he was a disappointment and secretly hated him what's a perfect gift could he give you ?

would an airsoft replica of the service weapon you used be good?

also anyone know where i can buy a some what cheap replica of an sa80 model or a smaller version of it like the goat guns

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a gunshot to the base of my skull, because if I hated my son and thought he was a failure it's because I failed as a parent.

fucking neck yourself op

Get a job, son. And no, Jow Forums janitor doesn't count.

This.

>what's a perfect gift could he give you ?
For him to go away

There we go

you should have swallowed him

F*ck Yeah

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I just want my dad to love me

wish my dad loved me

Go join the same branch of service he did! Tell him you want to make yourself into the man he did!

>make yourself a man by serving Israel

Wow h*lla f*ckin based dude

You’re on your own right there.

If your own father doesn't love you, Jow Forums wouldn't either.

My dad has never said he was proud of me

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No, just no.
Buy a builder kit and make him a guitar.

That's on you.

this

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>alcoholic detected

then stop watching anime and touching yourself

> Current year
> Dad still alive

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Will you touch me instead?

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My dad got me a BB gun when I was 7 years old. It was a pump action 45 pistol, then my grandma shot me below the eye and I was crying my ass off. Ever since then I would go to National Bookstore and look at gun magazines. At 9 years old I plaued Delta Force, Quake and then CS Beta 6.0.

Ever since then I have been in love with firearms.

You may hate your kid but this might fix it.

Good luck.

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Fuck you dad

touch me

gfy

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Yeah, you and a billion other people. Paternal disappointment is a fear for the majority of the planet excluding black people. Suck it up fag. Almost everyone is afraid of disappointing daddy

Airsoft ones run about 300 quid for an ICS electric gun. Gas ones might be around the same price, if it's not for games and just for plinking coke cans you'd probably like the gas one better. It doesn't feel like actual recoil, but it's something.