Bicycle infantry

What equipment would modern bicycle infantry have? Are there any modern bicycle infantry forces?

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Armored cage to protect the rider with a 120mm cannon attached to the front. Ammo is stored in the back to valence the weight. It would be a 2 person bicycle, with the 2nd to load and operate the main cannon. Main rider must be like ops pic, only THICC legs can move such a war machine.

MRZRs are more useful than bicycles. And they are widely used by SOF. Put whatever equipment you want on those mugs.

Minigun
MRZRs require fuel

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I think you've got the wrong branch. Because I would motorboat the shit out of that.

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If they are used for recon than they are attached to a larger logistically stable unit. If they are raiding, they can scavenge and rely on airdrops.

I agree with MRZR user
also, good pic choice

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You guys, this thread is about bicycle infantry and equipment. Can we please keep the discussion on topic?

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>What equipment would modern bicycle infantry have?
Just like historical bicycle troops; the same stuff as the regular infantry plus bike tools and spare parts.

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What about a rifle? What would the best modern rifle be for bicycle infantry?

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God without the glasses she looks like my aunt and that makes this weird as hell because I'm loving the THICC
>What about a rifle? What would the best modern rifle be for bicycle infantry?
SBRs or bullpups

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>What would the best modern rifle be for bicycle infantry?
Pretty much any current issue infantry carbine, especially with a folding stock, would be more compact, lighter, and handier than the matchlock javelins carried by original bicycle troops.

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>Bike infantry
This is something the French would do.

I'll answer that if you chime in on this: AR, AK, or other rifle platform for bike infantry? Personally I'm thinking a 10-12" super lighweight AR would be the best option.

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AR, always.

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Need infantry mortar on this one.

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trick question. the broadsword is the only weapon for the bike infantry

>shit that would just make it better
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I'll be in my bunk..

fuck outta here with that old shit.

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I'd ride my bike down her dirt road if you know what I mean

7 inches non bone pressed will get the job done

they need a full suspension e bike with at least 2000 watt motor and probably a dual battery set up for extended range. pic related will go 40 mph with 40 mile range on 1 battery.

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Shit, I'm exactly 7 inches...........bone pressed.

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How does the battery charge? Can it be recharged with pedaling? 40mph with 40 mile range is impressive. I can actually see that being useful for light infantry shock assault troops.

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Finns still do it. Gives extra mobility to light infantry units.

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maybe spend time looking up something other than thots

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no

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plug it into an outlet. you could fit 3 batteries though to get over 100 miles. one battery mid frame, one behind the seat etc.

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in what world can a pedal regenerator be the size of an ebike engine

British airborne infantry jumped with bikes during Market Garden.

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idk man, i have a full blown computer in my pocket. why can't a pedal regenerator be miniaturized?

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>this entire thread

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Reminder that we're losing much of our gun rights in roughly 1 month with a federal referendum.

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I read that they train all conscripts on bikes and skis. Pretty neat. Anyone know what distance they usually train for?

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>this is your instructor

I would follow that bounce to the ends of the earth.

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Of course she's Brazilian

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>she looks like my aunt
Pics of your auntie, please. I will honor her with the spreading of my semen, upon my desk. Glory be to her.

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I'd rather jump with a parachute, but each to their own i guess.

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EU bureaucracy forcing us to change our gun laws and our politicians don't want to fight it because "muh precious little trade agreement" (as if trade agreements can't be renegotiated).
The silver lining is that since Switzerland is still mostly a democracy the people get to vote on this next month. But it's essentially already a foregone conclusion. The polls show overwhelming support for the new law, and these are CNN polls.

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Well shit. Now I have a fetish for cyclists.

Electric powered bikes via solar panels, repair kit, and the same combat setup that paratroopers use. Personally though, I'd rather they be equipped with running boots that can unfold into motorized heely shoes with wheels. It cuts down on weight and easier to travel with.

Is piezoelectric technology viable in this situation? Or would it not be worth the hassle?

Sadly, nonviable. Or at least in iterations I've seen. You can get it to power a light, but that's about it.

Oh i wouldn't rely on it for consistent power, more like a secondary charging method. So you can still charge the electric motor without an outlet

The Japs used bike infantry to capture Singapore.

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>What equipment would modern bicycle infantry have? Are there any modern bicycle infantry forces?
a dirt bike

no
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Just resist the new laws (whatever they may be). Don't turn in any firearms, don't turn in any magazines.

Simple math.

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