EDC

>Empty your pockets sir.
>Yeah check the database.
>We have a match.

Nah.

lmao

>Notebook

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Yeah.

Oh, shit! It's Tommy Lee Jones. Thread automatically ruined. Everybody knows Tommy hates pens and especially notebooks.

>3 meme knives
>no gun

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you are a massive faggot

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Who carries three knives.

t. knoifelet

Nicely meme'd

Nah playboy, just not a Joker cosplayer.

What does EDC stand for?

Emergency Dick Chungus?

yeah, that's what it stands for.

tfw forgot to throw in the hand sanitizer too

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The entirety of Jow Forums is "fucking cancer." EDC threads provide for some good entertainment and upper crust autism.

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M8 the notebook with 'field notes' written on it and the shades may mean you are infected with utter wanker

Someone who likes knives and can't choose to carry just one. I tipically carry more than one blade plus a Leatherman.

How? Seriously, not even in cargo pants I'm able to carry so much stuff

>not using a purse
faggot

>using a purse
Faggot

Memes.

Who Martin Riggs carry here?

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>not getting the joke
turbofaggot

>not getting a joke reply
gigafaggot

You have tribal tattoos, don't you? What an absolute douche.

yeah having a phone has negated the need imho, especially since I have a galaxy note that be used even when the screen is off

>oh shit im a retard
>haha I was just joking
Nice try dipshit.

>no doubt I'm right lol
How big of a fuckface you must be

One none two one three anal

Emergency
Dick
Change

I carry a small day pack with me everywhere. Does that count? It's EDC for me. Or do these threads only pertain to what goes In pants pockets?

Have we finally reached peak autism?

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It counts. Post contents

We're in the upper autismosphere without a doubt. We're firmly in the unwarranted hatestream.

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I got the same watch, rugged as fuck taken it to the field many times

Damn good value for a Nazi pilot watch semi-clone.

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31m EMT/Vet “combat life saver” afg-irq
Depicted (top left to right):
Pack - Camelbak, 10 years old, daily carry, not a single frey on it can't recommend camelbak enough as a result
Boefeng uv-5f stock (upgrades stay on my shift kit)
Various sizes gauze pads
Blood glucose kit
Pill package: 1 cardiac dose of aspirin, tylonel 1 from Canada, sleep aids
OTC hemostatic agent (if anyone has used this brand before please sound off with your experience)
Blistex (mostly for my GF lol)
Band-Aids for when SHTF
Spo2/hr monitor (looking to upgrade one with waveform)
Neosporin /w numbing agent
Pocket mask
BP cuff standard size
Baby's first stetho (my good one is on my battle rattle)
Sheers for big tiddies goth bitches
Sharpie
Nuero flashlight
Pad / multitool / gloves / tape

Not depicted:
knife on my person atm
TQ normally included but not with me today (whoopsie)
Casio F-91W watch

*This is my daily carry* not my go bag in my car, and not my SHTF battle rattle. Not trying to be Johnny badass, just trying to be helpful in a tight spot on-the-fly. I might not take them, but I am definitely open to hearing input/ideas

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>No gun
Loser

I'm on shift. Carrying on shift is a good way to lose your pension and benefits

>Having a job
Double loser

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Pls don't tell my dad

>inb4 no gun
European here that's already bad enough thanks

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I enjoy them.

forgot the cigs

No you don't

Fuck you sonny boy.

Let me just leave this pasta here

I'm on Jow Forums because I love to shoot, either at the range or innawoods for whatever's in season. I don't know why janitors didn't start deleting these autistic threads when they first came out. Now l have to look at them every other day and it makes me fucking cringe. I cringe just thinking about what you fatfuck mouthbreathers must look like. Hell, at least I'll know to look away if I hear somebody plodding down the street, nearly out of breath and jingling loud enough to mask the sound of the icecream truck they're chasing. What the fuck do the things you and your retarded EDC buttbuddies have to do with weapons? Ok, sure you have a gun and a knife. Well whoopdee doo and good for you. Why do you have to post the rest of the nonsense you carry around? Do you need some kind of validation? Is that what this pathetic shit is all about? You will never need any of that shit. Never. MAYBE this shit could be acceptable if it was stuff you carry innawoods, but it's not. The most you will ever do with all this shit you carry is take it into a Sweet Frog while you fill up a 5 gallon Home Depot bucket full of frozen lard. You guys are all pathetic and I pity the weak mothers and fathers who raised you. Get a fucking life.

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That movie was so unrealistic

Where else would edc threads fit, moron?

>skeletool and SAK
might as well get a Leatherman Sidekick or something, wouldn't you say?
>half-serrated blade
yucky

I have the Sidekick, Rebar, Freestyle, Style CS, Rev and Signal. I carry the SAK as a compact pen and tweezers mainly.

>half serrated blade
It's the first cqc7 produced by Benchmade, it's usually rare and expensive and a local store had only that one for 90 bucks. Usually I don't like serrations at all but fuck it, it's an awesome knife.

It's a boomer wet dream movie, leave it alone.

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>3 knoives, maximum ege
>well, at least one is a multitool, gg
>not going for the superior ergonomics of a flat lighter
>look at my faggy ass card holder, paper money are useless the future is now
>that's how you get broken rubbers, don't keep it there
>nogunz lol
>larpfag glasses
>larpfag pen, even the cheapest BIC pen can take out at least one eyeball but noooo, look at my precision machined aircraft grade aluminum kunai wannabe btw I have herpes
>larpfag flashlight
>no spare ammo
>larpfag notebook
>no multitool
>BIC master race, gg
>2 multitools, gg
>larpfag flashlight
>hurr durr dis muh summer carry pistol nah fuck off
>whatververkerchief, gg
>5/7 would share maymays on facebook with
>great taste
>no multitool
>no spare ammo
>no light
>great taste
>top tier watch, gg
>no light
>no multitool
>thanks for the key imprints faggot brb stealin yo shit
>dat keychain gon break
>remove head from ass before taking pic
>fudd
>shit knife, no multitool
>thanks for the key imprints faggot brb stealin yo shit
>remove head from ass before taking pic
>no light
>no multitool
>stet, glicometer, BPmeter holy trinity, gg
>good multitool
>what is it with EMTfags and trauma shears??
>either there's no need for quickclot or it's not gonna help much, either way throw it away
>not enough gauze
>there is never enough gauze
>9/11 would let him take my bp if he promises to give it back
>egy
>swiss army master race gg
>does not understand what pocket chains are for
>thanks for the key imprints faggot brb stealin yo shit
>what's in that case with the zipper, a folding buttplug?

>does not understand what pocket chains are for
wat
>thanks for the key imprints faggot brb stealin yo shit
idiotic comment
>what's in that case with the zipper, a folding buttplug?
Change, here in Europe is pretty useful and it'd make the wallet way too bulky

Why even become an EMT if not to wear trauma sheer

No matter what your EDC is, your doing it wrong

it goes through concrete so it must be good.
Also has a built in silencer .

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American Spirit ciggys? What kinda poor fag-cancer chaser are you?
You'll die of a lung hemorrhage if you have to run 25 yards!

Costas, benchmade, casio watch, toyota, are you me?
No, because I have an M9.

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Damn user, idk why no one else is onto this.

i swear im not the atf

Here is my edc. Phone is a LG

Phone is a LG

Forgot pic lol

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where did you get that lighter bro

Where you stationed Armyfag or are you a Nasty Girl?

lol. 1ss panzer division. that is so pathetic

The MtF with male hobbies starter pack.

Got it custom made at Zippo.com
Just uploaded the image

Why are all your avatars thumbnail size? Oh, right. Because they are avatars, which is a bannable offense on Jow Forums.

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Find me a better thin notebook to keep memos on, then. You can't.

And m8, you don't wear sunglasses? The fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah. I've got a menorah across my back and a star of David on my dick.

>Oakleys are "larpfag glasses"
>thinking that a plastic Bic is an acceptable writing implement
>carry a brand of flashlight that I recognize or else you're a "larpfag"
>carrying spare ammo somehow ISN'T larping in your mind (sure, kid)
>carrying a multitool somehow ISN'T larping
Fucking kids these days. Kys.

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Indian > harley

Imagine being this new

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The lack of espada-san in this thread hurts my feelings

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He got AIDS and died in a truck stop gloryhole.

Nice commercial faggot

Bumpadidallydoo

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He died doing what he loved, sucking fat dick
Beautiful

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What if I told you I wear regular jeans?

>American Spirits
>poorfag tier
wat

thought that was an enema on the right, wouldn't be surprised if there's one out of frame

Any Japanese bike > Eurobikes > Harley > Indian

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0/10
Shit taste family

INDIAN MAGA

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OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT STABBY STICK?

I'll play.

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Nice rosary. Like the grip on the handgun, too.